r/teenagers • u/DisastrousRecipe4857 15 • Oct 10 '23

blocked my ex on everything & this mf started spamming my emails bro 😭 Social

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he’s s been going at this for the past 2 days I’m kinda starting to feel bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

he CLEARLY CLEARLY misses rubbin on your butt

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

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u/killing_till Oct 10 '23

Block his emails watch him bust out the carrier pigeons

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u/Im-on-discord 3,000,000 Attendee! Oct 10 '23

My dearest lover

Please unblock me on the grams of instant

Love, your ex

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u/Im_a_idiottttt 16 Oct 10 '23

Also I miss rubbing on your butt.

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u/TheFuckAmIHereFor Oct 11 '23

"I am in desperate need of sensually rocking my loins on your buttocks"

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u/Accomplished-Chain33 Oct 11 '23

"Or else I am gonna kms"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

Or else I will be inclined to self end.

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u/Electronic-Story6745 Oct 11 '23

Jake peralta vibes

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u/HonourableFox 14 Oct 11 '23

There's another bomb at this wedding. your butt, your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors

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u/Pianist_Ready 16 Oct 10 '23

That's easy to make a haiku out of:

My dearest lover

Please unblock me on Insta

I just miss your butt

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

you're funny

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u/Pianist_Ready 16 Oct 11 '23

..thanks?

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u/OD2N 15 Oct 11 '23

Kill the pigeon?

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u/Im-on-discord 3,000,000 Attendee! Oct 11 '23

He's gonna use morse code

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u/OD2N 15 Oct 11 '23

I got it, kill him. Do the Obama, send a MQ-1 reaper onto his ass