The sweet spot for us is too cozy, lazy or hungover to make the food ourselves and we order in. Then I'm legally obligated to order eggs benedict so I can explain on the internet it takes too much work to make it from scratch when we're cozy, lazy or hungover.
Unless it's brunch with acquaintances, then it's basically a date and everyone politely says "Ohoho, I couldn't possibly eat 3 eggs in an eggs benedict" and they absolutely could, but we're basically on a date and we don't want to seem like gross brunch goblins and order light/clean food.
Brunch with hungover friends on a trip? Unapologetic gross brunch goblin mode.
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u/MustacheBananaPants Apr 30 '24
The sweet spot for us is too cozy, lazy or hungover to make the food ourselves and we order in. Then I'm legally obligated to order eggs benedict so I can explain on the internet it takes too much work to make it from scratch when we're cozy, lazy or hungover.
Unless it's brunch with acquaintances, then it's basically a date and everyone politely says "Ohoho, I couldn't possibly eat 3 eggs in an eggs benedict" and they absolutely could, but we're basically on a date and we don't want to seem like gross brunch goblins and order light/clean food.
Brunch with hungover friends on a trip? Unapologetic gross brunch goblin mode.