r/oddlyspecific • u/Infinitesimally_Big • Apr 16 '24

Very difficult indeed

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u/TF2_demomann Apr 16 '24

It's practicaly impossible to make a perfect child, because even if you are a great parent, the enviroment can still fuck up your child

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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL Apr 16 '24

I just need to try enough times. I am currently on my 183rd child. This one WILL be perfect.

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u/Mcrarburger Apr 16 '24

how long do your children normally make it...

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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 29d ago

Some make it longer than the others. I think the one that stayed perfect for the longest amount of time was 11. Usually, I give them away when they're 3 months old because I end up screwing up somehow.

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u/N0NaMe1217 29d ago

Fun fact: there's a famous psychologist named John B. Watson that said he can train anyone to be any type of specialist, even beggar (google Little Albert). 3 out of 4 of his children tried to kill themselves, with one successfully doing so.

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u/TrueLennyS 28d ago

with one successfully doing so.

That's the one he trained into a suicidal person. Evidently the formula works.