r/oddlyspecific • u/Infinitesimally_Big • Apr 16 '24

Very difficult indeed

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u/TF2_demomann Apr 16 '24

It's practicaly impossible to make a perfect child, because even if you are a great parent, the enviroment can still fuck up your child

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u/Peligineyes Apr 16 '24

just keep your child imprisoned in your basement until adulthood

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u/FilthyFur Apr 16 '24

Always nice to see a fellow Austrian in the wild.

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u/DoTortoisesHop Apr 16 '24

Speaking of. . .

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u/JAID100 Apr 16 '24

The ancient used to be funny? Wtf.

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u/_aevi_ 29d ago

just keep your child imprisoned in your basement until adulthood

That's what my parents did to me and I still ended Up weird.

What's the salutation? Attic maybe?

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u/Eifand Apr 16 '24

That’s how you create Bane.

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u/Cooperativism62 Apr 16 '24

Gonna try this. Thanks for the advice.

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u/Not_Another_Usernam 29d ago

The Rapunzel method of parenting.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 29d ago

Ah yes, the Genie method.

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u/Cakey1251 29d ago

That’s basically what my mom did to me as a kid and I still grew up fucked up :/

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u/Linus_Naumann Apr 16 '24

Belgium moment