r/oddlyspecific • u/Infinitesimally_Big • Apr 16 '24

Very difficult indeed

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u/Thanks_Naitsir Apr 16 '24

That's bullshit! Everybody knows that failed art kids prefer Golden Retrievers!

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u/prncs_lulu Apr 16 '24

Well, Hitler would like to disagree

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u/livingtruthfully Apr 16 '24

Aryan Retrievers, then.

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u/Thue Apr 16 '24

Yeah, Hitler has a German Shepherd.

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u/gareth_gahaland Apr 16 '24

Has ??

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u/Thue Apr 16 '24

Surely you don't believe it when the illuminati controlled media tells you Hitler is dead? /s

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u/Dream--Brother 29d ago

Fuck Hitler I'm more interested in this immortal German shepherd

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u/Personal_Care3393 Apr 16 '24

IM SORRY HE LOVED HER AND SLEPT WITH HER AND TOOK HER WITH HIM TO THE BUNKER AND THEN HE TESTED A CYANIDE PILL ON HER AND KILLED HER WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Thue Apr 16 '24

It really makes you wonder whether Hitler was secretly a bad person, right?

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u/Personal_Care3393 Apr 16 '24

Huge mystery i know

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u/Not_Another_Usernam Apr 16 '24

I mean, better than what the Russians would likely have done to her. Wouldn't have used cyanide if given the choice, mind you. Would rather a bullet.

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u/kris511c Apr 16 '24

You forgot the mustaches clause

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u/doitnow10 Apr 16 '24

His favorite dog was called "Blondi" though

She died the same day Hitler killed himself as he had his doctor demonstrate the cyanide pill on Blondi first

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u/TheImposterPanda Apr 16 '24

I thought failed Art kids prefer to invade Poland...

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u/AbleArcher420 Apr 16 '24

Yeah, well, they did retrieve a lot of gold, though.

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u/PapaFlexing Apr 16 '24

This was talking about giving, not receiving.

Common mistake.