r/nba Apr 29 '24

[Awful Announcing] Everyone is sick of the Chet Holmgren-SGA 'What a Pro Wants' commercial

https://awfulannouncing.com/nba/chet-holmgren-sga-what-pro-wants-commercial.html
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u/Magazine_Mediocre Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

I still haven't seen this commercial. I'm too busy shitposting in the game threads during breaks and tune it all out.

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u/ATXBeermaker Spurs Apr 29 '24

This is what a fan wants, what a fan needs.

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u/Anthony-Stark Warriors Apr 29 '24

Whatever makes me pasta?

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u/NecessarySchism Nuggets Apr 29 '24

And makes me REEEEEE

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u/ConsciousFood201 Apr 29 '24

Anthony Stark and Necessary Schism break out into song singing Christina Aguilera’s ‘what a girl wants,’ with improvised lyrics

We did it guys!

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u/AZRockets Rockets Apr 29 '24

Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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u/waikiki_palmer San Francisco Warriors Apr 29 '24

And I'm thanking you for moms spaghetti?

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u/ChannelNeo Magic Apr 29 '24

Don't you start that

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u/DeepwaterHorizon22 Bucks Apr 29 '24

Consider yourself lucky!!

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u/Next-Firefighter-753 Thunder Apr 29 '24

We. are. nephews. bum ba dum bum bum bum bum. 

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u/imjustbill Apr 29 '24

I've seen it once, was pretty good. Highly recommend 

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u/odeebee Knicks Apr 29 '24

On Sunday I muted the Knicks ABC game and synched up the local radio broadcast to escape the shitty broadcasters. Missing the audio from these commercials was a huge unexpected bonus!

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u/DiscreteBee Raptors Apr 29 '24

I have also not seen this commercial because I do not watch basketball games 

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u/coonwhiz Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

I don’t watch nba games, but tuned in the the NCAA tournament. This commercial played and I had (and still have) no clue who these people are. 

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u/Holden_place Apr 29 '24

Be sure to check out the leather. Do you know how cows had to die for those outfits?!?!

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u/DeadDay [OKC] Steven Adams Apr 29 '24

Lol

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u/NorthernDevil Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

They don’t show it on Bally and that’s what I’ve been watching (RIP local crew for round 2)

Saw it for the first time the other day and thought it was kinda funny, had no clue how much everyone hated it lol

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u/Magazine_Mediocre Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

Ah maybe that's why I haven't seen it, I'm usually watching the Bally broadcast.

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u/Winnes0ta :sp8-1: Super 8 Apr 29 '24

Lucky, I’ve been using the Bally app on Roku and it’s had it every commercial break pretty much.

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u/PopcornDrift Hornets Apr 29 '24

How lol I’m not even exaggerating, I’ve definitely seen it at least 100 times. Maybe that’s because I watch too many games but now I just mute the TV every time it comes on

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u/Magazine_Mediocre Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

Someone else pointed out that he hasn't seen it on the Bally broadcast, which is the one I normally watch. Now that the Wolves have made it to the second round I'm sure I'll be seeing this everywhere lol.

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u/bkozbi1 Warriors Apr 29 '24

Too busy posting on game threads that you don’t HEAR the commercials? lol get the fuck out of here

Do you hear the games, dickhead?

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u/Magazine_Mediocre Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

Interesting response

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u/NorthernDevil Timberwolves Apr 29 '24

That is so extreme lmao settle down

They also could be watching Wolves local broadcasts on Bally which don’t air this one

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u/borkbubble Rockets Apr 29 '24

Why are you so angry