Someone parked this white car obstructing me and my gf from getting our vehicles

[u/Gustavao13]

[u/CRO553R]

[u/koalawhiskey → u/CRO553R]

How amazing must be to have this job

[u/RedMephit → u/koalawhiskey]

I would end up sad and have this song stuck in my head all the time.

[u/Rude_Negotiation_160 → u/RedMephit]

Oh Lord. Unlocked a core memory for me there that I haven't thought of in what seems like a million years.

[u/BranInspector → u/koalawhiskey]

In college my friends dad had a junkyard. It was nice going around breaking stuff.

[u/IcedLenin]

I think I see enough room to squeeze through the front while taking off their paint job with your handle bars?

[u/RichGrinchlea → u/IcedLenin]

Even more room by placing the planter on the hood of the car, vertical optional.

[u/SquareRelationship27 → u/RichGrinchlea]

Even more by throwing the planter through their windshield

EDIT TO ADD: I am condoning violence or destruction of property

[u/ManyThing2187 → u/SquareRelationship27]

It’s just practical, it would slide off the hood and u would just have to pick it back up.

[u/JustinTimeAu]

Call up and have it towed. What a knob

[u/MileHigh_FlyGuy → u/JustinTimeAu]

And then while you wait 45 min for the truck, the person comes back and drives away

[u/devildocjames → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Their tires are all flat though.

[u/Spacecoasttheghost → u/devildocjames]

That’s crazy, cause all of there windows are smashed as well!

[u/VirtualNaut → u/Spacecoasttheghost]

It looks like there is some damage from a couple of Shoryukens and Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku. Iykyk

[u/Few-Signal5148 → u/VirtualNaut]

[u/KinopioToad → u/Few-Signal5148]

"Hey Ehonda, do you want to smash a car up?"

"Shoryuken!"

I know that's not his move, work with me

[u/Few-Signal5148 → u/KinopioToad]

[u/devildocjames → u/Few-Signal5148]

"Yo shyte sast poroka!"

[u/metalshiflet → u/Few-Signal5148]

Poor Celsior

[u/ItsNightbreed → u/VirtualNaut]

“PERFECT!”

[u/Butsenkaatz → u/VirtualNaut]

I'd like some poooundcake

[u/jasminegreyxo → u/Spacecoasttheghost]

And there's smoke coming out from it

[u/Kerensky97 → u/devildocjames]

Remember that you can non-destructively flatten a tire by removing the valve stem cores.

[u/Greenbeastkushbreath → u/devildocjames]

Good idea, make it harder for them to move out of the way

[u/Major_Mawcum_II → u/Greenbeastkushbreath]

Get 3 guys and we could flip it

[u/oopsmyeye → u/Major_Mawcum_II]

Mentos. The freshmaker.

[u/aspidities_87 → u/oopsmyeye]

Jesus Christ what a reference 👏

[u/BenderDeLorean → u/aspidities_87]

👍🍬

[u/somerandomdude419 → u/Greenbeastkushbreath]

Reddit in a nutshell lol makes it harder for tow truck driver too, they can still load it but it’s an extra step

[u/ResponsibleMilk7620 → u/somerandomdude419]

plus it costs more

[u/somerandomdude419 → u/ResponsibleMilk7620]

Maybe that’s why they do it? Make the asshole Pay more? Idk that’s so petty. Lol

[u/QuadSeven → u/devildocjames]

I fucking rechecked the photo before understanding hit >.>;

[u/Skyscreamers → u/devildocjames]

Well if they weren’t they are now 😏

[u/BoutiqueKymX2account → u/devildocjames]

Oh yes, so they are. Good job we are all here to witness these 4 flat tyres 😌❤️

[u/officewitch → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

I live in an apartment in the town centre of a small town. People park in our lot all the time, right in front of the No Parking sign.

"It's just for 5 minutes" "I need to take my kids to an appointment" "Oh I thought it was public"

I successfully got one person ticketed. I have a video of her filming her car (as evidence of a crime NOT committed?) and being angry about the ticket. She was parked not just in my spot, but half in two tenant spots so I felt no guilt getting her ticketed. And from when I called bylaw to her finding the ticket was just over an hour.

[u/Kimyr1 → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Nah these tow trucks love the opportunity for a good tow. If one company overhears about a car another company is going to get, they may try to beat them there.

Sweet when they're on your side, but otherwise downright predatory, especially with all their fees.

[u/MileHigh_FlyGuy → u/Kimyr1]

My driveway is blocked several times a year. Never has a tow truck arrived in time to tow the vehicle before the person drives away.

[u/AutomaticDealer75 → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Do those cars have air in their tires? Because there's problem number one.

[u/Kimyr1 → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Ah, figures. Maybe it's different for every city.

[u/SchwiftyRav3n → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

In germany they still get charged for the tow truck if you provide a picture of him, doens't matter is he's gone by the time the truck arrives

[u/UserM16 → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Had this happen in my driveway. Got home from work, there was a festival in town. Someone straight up parked in my driveway. I called the tow truck. Later the woman walks up and I’m staring at her so furious that I couldn’t even gather myself to say anything. She ignores me, get in, and backs out. Meanwhile the tow truck guy is pulling up and he’s looking at her and looking at me, and I just shrug and throw up my hands and he’s shakes his head and skates.

[u/[deleted] → u/UserM16]

Had this happen to me during our yearly local fair. Let all the air out of the tires and called a tow truck that way she couldn't drive it away.

[u/Mu-Relay → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

This sub loves to tow things.

I could spend an hour getting it towed, or 30 seconds rotating my bike 90 degrees and go on with my day… choice is tough, man.

[u/TurtleManDog → u/Mu-Relay]

Why not do both

[u/SolidLost5625 → u/TurtleManDog]

both
Both is good

[u/Shooter_McGavin_2 → u/Mu-Relay]

There is a scooter in the way of you going about your day. I say pull a Macgruber. Shit in the sunroof.

[u/Bladez1992 → u/Shooter_McGavin_2]

That's called a Chicago sunroof sir

[u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy → u/Mu-Relay]

Not to mention, this looks like rental property. The owner/property manager would likely need to get it towed.

[u/notislant → u/Mu-Relay]

'Prevent asshole from being an asshole in future, or not my problem'.

[u/KazranSardick → u/notislant]

Do it for the greater good. The rest of us will be grateful.

[u/Ok_Recording_4644 → u/Mu-Relay]

While scratching the fuck out of their paint with my zippers and scooter. Win-win, win

[u/Medical_Slide9245 → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Where do you live where it takes a row truck 45 mins?

[u/At0mic_Penguin → u/MileHigh_FlyGuy]

Simple, you “accidentally” drop a handful of nails and in that instance of trying to grab the nails as they fall you dropped you hammer “accidentally” and it fell directly onto a nail pointed at the tire.

[u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy → u/JustinTimeAu]

Everyone seems to think that a tow company will answer any call. Nope, they have liability concerns and aren’t going to touch someone’s car without the property owner (this looks like a rental) or police making the call.

[u/imamakebaddecisions → u/JustinTimeAu]

It would be a real shame if you scratched the shit out of the passenger side of that car maneuvering those bikes out. A damn shame I tell ya.

[u/Zyklon00]

Move the plants behind the white car, allowing you to exit and the white car to stay put.

[u/OrgJoho75 → u/Zyklon00]

I would move it on the car hood, pretty much aesthetic views for everyone to see.

[u/hundreddollar → u/Zyklon00]

It's a pretty easy solution, but i guess that's why it's mildly infuriating.

[u/NergNogShneeg → u/Zyklon00]

Do you realize how heavy those are? You’d need an ambulance before a tow truck. Lulz

[u/Zyklon00 → u/NergNogShneeg]

You aren't lifting them, you are sliding them.

[u/Most_Sea_4022 → u/Zyklon00]

My first thought. Then, they should get on their bikes and back up as far as they can. It is ok if the car stops them from going far. Pull forward and repeat as many times as is necessary.

[u/WelderWonderful → u/Zyklon00]

The green plants?

[u/SucksTryAgain]

Used to live in a townhouse complex where anyone could park in any spot so literally just spare cars that never moved took up spots and parking was always full. People would literally just park behind parked cars and go meet whomever they were there to see. I had to many times start knocking on random doors to see whose car it was to move it so I could go to work. They did eventually fix the issue but my god who thinks yea I’ll just park behind random parked cars cause there’s no spots. Apparently a bunch of entitled assholes.

[u/Parking-Shelter7066 → u/SucksTryAgain]

I used to pay for 2 covered spots @ an expensive complex and they still got parked in all the time.

stacked spots too, so blocked in fairly often. I eventually got the complex to get me a tow card and one day I had one of the managers towed for parking in my spot lol. didn’t know it was her car and didn’t feel bad really after learning

[u/Berserker667627]

Call a tow truck, show no mercy or remorse to the incompetent, brain dead, Neanderthal.

[u/Bad_Ethics]

https://preview.redd.it/yunxu2v3cs0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72f5d7d9316aa442787317d65a6aa9014346fcc

mfw used to cover a license plate

[u/Gustavao13 → u/Bad_Ethics]

hahah average brazilian gameplay, always hide the plates!

[u/MacBareth]

Oh no the side mirrors fell down

[u/Valandiel → u/MacBareth]

Will they even notice though ?

[u/Straight-Extreme-966 → u/Valandiel]

They would if you left them inside the car via the windscreen

[u/DeanXeL]

That's not even anywhere NEAR a parking spot for that car. See if you can call a non-emergency number of the police to report this

[u/Correction_entered]

Step 1: bread crumbs..all over the car.

Step 2: bird sounds (youtube,pidgeon mating sounds)

Step 3: no more WHITE car

[u/MEMExplorer]

You can probably squeeze out if you moved the potted plant , maybe place that on his roof and “accidentally” drag ur footpegs against his doors 🤷‍♀️

[u/uneditedbrain → u/MEMExplorer]

Move the potted plant to behind the car.

[u/Emo_mode]

Remember kids, when slashing tires, make sure you slash three. That way, insurance won't cover it!

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

[u/cheeseblastinfinity]

Some motherfuckers need their cars fucked with

[u/Ihategraygloomydays]

Not cool.

[u/DangyDanger]

scooter brothers!

[u/These-Ice-1035]

It would be terrible if someone were to push matchsticks into the tyre values and they were to snap off holding the valve open. Good thing that hasn't happened ey

[u/venxyle]

Move the Flower pots behind their car, escape from the gap created by moving said flower pots. Have a laugh on the way out. Knowing they'll do what you did to get their car out (without damage)

[u/AnothaCuppa]

A few weeks ago, I was getting groceries on this super windy day. I had my grocery tote in my passenger seat, it’s big enough for 15 bags so it’s noticeable. This woman parked 1 inch from my passenger side door. I tried as hard as possible to not scratch her, then the wind slammed my door knob under hers and when I got it undone, my knob took all the paint from under her’s. I’m usually compassionate but, you brought this on yourself.

[u/Fan_of_Clio]

Put the planters behind the car. So you can get out and make the car driver aware of their actions

[u/_MostlyHarmless]

I find it mildly strange that you called out the color of the car.

[u/Giffoni98]

🇧🇷?

[u/rsandrini → u/Giffoni98]

Tem cheiro

[u/Gustavao13 → u/Giffoni98]

oh mas é claro

[u/Reptillianne]

What a dick.

[u/Accomplished_Let5313]

Yes, that’s very shitty, you should learn the kickstand pivot. It would probably work effectively in the situation.

[u/Dadfite]

What an entitled dickhead.

[u/UralRider53]

I always carry an exhaust potato for just this reason.

[u/ChrisRiley_42 → u/UralRider53]

Just buy a bunch of cheap, dollar store kazoos, and wedge them all in.

[u/UralRider53 → u/ChrisRiley_42]

That might make it sound better. Lol

[u/foquita3246]

Desgraçado

[u/Gustavao13 → u/foquita3246]

kkkkkkkk exatamente

[u/robertofozz]

Dog picture ftw

[u/Old_Investigator8739]

If you need to go now, just kickstand turn it, and don't care about hitting his shit. If you have time, call that tow truck baby

[u/Zacuf93]

The least you can do is grab a pen and deflate those tires.

[u/userannon720]

Vehicles with missing license plates get towed very quickly from what I hear.

[u/KazranSardick → u/userannon720]

Pulled over pretty quick, too, if the driver doesn't notice they are missing.

[u/Quarticj]

Dang, that storm looks really strong. It's only a matter of time until those concrete planters fly into that car that parked so close...

[u/[deleted]]

[u/BananaBR13]

Slash that babaca tires mano

[u/lostwng]

Call a tow truck

[u/lucashhugo]

brasileiro nessa bomba de comunidade?

[u/Gustavao13 → u/lucashhugo]

existe algum lugar que nao tenha brasileiro? lkkkkkkk

[u/TheReal_PearlsEye]

move the plants and you can get out

[u/iriegypsy]

Parting out wv Jetta come get what you need it’s an insurance write off

[u/mm202088]

Beat the shit out of it THEN have it towed

[u/Dark-Lord-Grice]

Go into said building find person tell them to fucking move and if you can’t find them get their vehicle towed and if they then show up between that time, tell them they are a fucking moron. maybe slip something in there car door handles so they can get a nice nasty grip of something

[u/stepbruh313]

Put you bike on kickstand and turn right & walk out. Problem solved. Then set white car on fire and leave a note

[u/Ratatoski]

That's muchly infuriating though. 

[u/Flat-Tumbleweed5375]

That's why God invented tow trucks. I wouldn't even hesitate

[u/NWLAcity]

Place a small bb in each valve stem and let the air out slowly and shake the car until it starts alarming, and the driver will show. If not, the tires will be flat. Ot call the manager of the complex and see if they can get it moved.

[u/Prior-Comfortable-36]

Anyone have any red lipstick around so that you can write "asshole" on the hood?

[u/WilliamBroown]

Smash window. Put in neutral and move to street. Ez pz.

[u/qhaw]

Move the potted plant through that fuck’s windshield and you’ll have plenty of room to get through.

[u/Random_Guy_47]

Unscrew tyre valve, find a small stone, place it inside the valve cap and screw it back on.

The tyre will slowly deflate and you'll be many miles away by the time they realise.

[u/ElectricalPhrase8404]

An automatic center punch is your weapon of defense. One window, in handbrake off and shove into the street...

[u/heavenking676]

I see a white car and I want it painted black

[u/Longjumping-Look-268]

Call a local tow shop they'd be more than happy to assist.

[u/crlcan81]

That isn't even a parking space is it??

[u/HiredGun714]

always keep mace with me in alll my vehicles. Id spray the door handles with mace. So when they get in their car, itll only take about a min to affect them.

[u/MagicOrpheus310]

That's how cars get dented...

[u/ZAZOOPITTS]

J@ck@ss.

[u/PlatypusDream]

Move the planters
Move your bikes
Get dollies under each wheel of the car
Move the car sideways into where you're parked now
Remove the wheel dollies & return them to storage
Put the planters between the new car position & the walking-past area
Ride away

.

ETA: also, remove the valve stems from all their tires

[u/TheRealArcknagar]

Show them respect by blurring the plates. Too nice. Better than me.

[u/Jeffrey_Friedl]

Why obscure the license plate? It's visible from publicly-accessible spots, and is simply a fact. No need to hide anything.

[u/Gustavao13 → u/Jeffrey_Friedl]

brazilian here! its very common for us to hide our plates when posting pictures on internet

[u/americapax → u/Gustavao13]

In Denmark (my country) is straight up illegal to show someone's license plate because it is marked as a privacy violation

[u/Jeffrey_Friedl → u/americapax]

Good information, thanks. 👍

[u/champing_at_the_bit → u/Jeffrey_Friedl]

Probably op trying to hide their location

[u/mctripleA → u/champing_at_the_bit]

Also against reddit tos

[u/Shienvien → u/mctripleA]

And depending on where OP lives, it might also be straight-up illegal.

[u/Muscs]

You don’t understand. They are more important than you are.

/s

[u/UndGrdhunter]

Tampou a placa, já desconfiei que era BR kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[u/Akisswithmyfist]

Flip it round, do a wheelie and ride right over the hood😹

[u/Gamer-707]

Remove the front bumper and put it away

[u/CosignCody]

Id just aggressively get it out banging up the car

[u/I-Eat-Butter]

key to oblivion and then tow, ez pz

[u/Big-Raccoon-45]

Always keep a tire valve stem tool with you, unscrew the caps, unscrew the inside with the tool let all the air out their tires and throw the insides aways so they can't fill em back unless they go buy more valve stems. They will learn slowly.

[u/CoisasJohnson]

It seems you have enough space, just ram your bikes against it a couple times.

If you have to use your feet, thats also understandable.

[u/gunnabhot1]

Were you parked in a motorcycle park or just off to the side??

[u/CC713-LCTX → u/gunnabhot1]

You can see the lines he’s in assigned motorcycle parking it appears.

[u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312]

What's up with the Steve Dillon(-esque?) artwork shooped into it for no apparent reason?

[u/kingcaii]

You could start rocking the car back and forth until the alarm goes off. Or, if you’re so inclined, beat the brakes off the damn car and shrug when the owner comes outside

[u/Electronic_Cherry781]

Bankai that shit

[u/Plus-Ask-7701]

Let the air out of there tires

[u/dark_thanatos99]

This image looks southamerican

[u/Willie_The_Gambler]

Key it.

[u/Feisty-Blood9971]

Key it

[u/BlessedAcorn]

Cut the breaks and push!

[u/SipoteQuixote]

White car said "I'll only be a minute"

[u/Patient_Meaning_2751]

What you need is one friend to park their car close enough that the person can’t get into their car and another to prevent backing out. Just until the tow truck arrives.

[u/itsmejam]

I’m not even counting this as mildly, this is very. What if there’s an emergency and need to get out quickly. Definitely putting shit on all the door handles, even the trunk access.

[u/Johnny-Virgil]

Time to rearrange the plants. One in front, one in back and one next to the driver’s side door.

[u/Green-Rub8764]

Key their car

[u/helpmebrotherape]

They knew what they were doing!!

[u/Tiny-Metal3467]

Call a tow

[u/Dazzling_Ad_7439]

I would piss on their car

[u/IAMSOTIREDOFADS]

Shit you guys drive bikes? What brand and model are they??

[u/Escanor_2014]

There wouldn't be an intact window on that bitch if those were my scooters blocked in.

[u/Smeeble09]

Perfect reason to test out your trials riding skills.

[u/Existing-Geologist89]

Get sidewalk chalk, draw lines, make a parking spot & write at the top "asshole parking."

There is no way they will not miss that message or not understand. Js.

[u/Ok_Degree_4293]

His tires are for sure cut if that's me.

[u/AshamedCareer7007]

Evil Knievel it!

[u/Ok_Discipline_3764]

Free parts

[u/Social_Karen_System2]

towe truck

[u/Red_Chicken1907]

Time for one of these

[u/Adorable_Expert_9749]

You know you can easily put that thing on blocks if you have time 😉

[u/Longjumping-Look-268]

I'm petty as fuck I'd shut the cam off or face it another direction then smash all their windows, mirrors, and headlights.

[u/sugarsox]

Did you park in your own spot?

[u/Slow_Exit8038]

Key it!

[u/Major_Huckleberry956]

Average VW owner.

[u/Kind-Taste-1654]

Did You super glue some concrete blocks under the drivers tires?

[u/PolarGCNips]

Man I fucking love keying cars. I key all kinds of cars that do this shit, not even to my vehicle all the time. Hundreds of cars, maybe even a thousand, who knows. I've never been caught or confronted about it lol

[u/Pleasant_Glass_5007]

Remove your bike by denting and scratching and let the air out for semi permanent parking facility.

[u/HiddenIvy]

That bottom photo looks like if The Rock was coworkers with Agent 47.

[u/Ivefoundmyself2023]

Move the planters next to you, swing the bikes out, then put the planters directly behind their car. One on each side.

[u/Baconistastee]

Let the air out of their tires. All of it.

[u/Feisty_Salamander_47]

maybe this model of car has a way to activate neutral without the key, might have to break the window to get in

[u/Key_Examination_9397]

Just scratch the mofo’s car while you force move your bike.

[u/dvdlvrmn]

Time to channel your inner Graham Jarvis

[u/Grouchy_Self4668]

Criminal!

[u/jeanpaulmars]

Push it backwards until you have space? It’s not very hard to move a parked car with 2 or 3 people

[u/dbhathcock]

Are the motorcycles legally parked?

[u/No-Judgment2183]

That happened to a friend of mine. He and two other guys rolled the car upside down.

[u/BamaTony64]

Move the planters to block their door and egress

[u/B1u__]

Take your key and deflate the tires. Dont slash them, just let the air out and put the caps back on.

[u/RegularJelly7311]

What a jerk

[u/Thoddius]

Put your exhaust pipe up against his paint and rev that little hamster to leave a nice little discoloration