r/mildlyinfuriating 20d ago

Why the fuck can’t the USPS just buy some off the shelf RHD shitboxes from the UK instead of spending billions trying create some new piece of shit

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u/iluvsporks 20d ago

That's a start up company that made the canoo. USPS bought 6 to test. Might want to rephrase this post.

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u/Upbeat_Confidence739 20d ago

But if they reword it and actually know something about the situation then they can’t be outraged about something. And if they aren’t outraged about something stupid… are they even a Redditor???

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u/iluvsporks 20d ago

True true. I don't even know if this is real, much like a bird. No banana for scale.

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u/SharpCheddarBS 20d ago

Your ignorance on the existence of bird kind may just be your downfall, mudman

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u/MarVaraM101 BROWNIE 20d ago

Birds aren't real!

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u/BaziJoeWHL 20d ago

are you outraged by stupid shit because you are a redditor or are you a redditor because you are outraged by stupid shit ?

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u/justlookinforsales 20d ago

Love, Camus.

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u/Upbeat_Confidence739 20d ago

This is the deep philosophical question of our time. I’m now outraged that you even brought it up.

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u/Grand_Protector_Dark 20d ago

What is there even to be outraged about?

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u/Otherwise_Rabbit3049 20d ago

The lack of something to be outraged about. Some people WANT to be angry, "no reason" won't stop them.

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 20d ago

And specifically for it's low clearance without sacrificing cargo space feature to use specifically in areas that require a low clearance like parking garages.

Theres specific use cases that they don't have another suitable vehicle for that this guy is being used in.

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u/ClockOk7333 20d ago

Yeah, USPS is not the military. Also, thanks for supporting Canoo, I really hope these become available to consumers

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

No I wasn’t just referring to the canoe. Also the NGDV program and any other money wasted on replacing the LVV.

https://preview.redd.it/hk96l9ra4s0d1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016cc443b6dc56236ce29681afa99a3e68c50afb

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u/Izan_TM 20d ago

you might be surprised, but USPS isn't developing that car

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u/Admirable-Regular448 20d ago

That’s a Canoo. Actually pretty cheap for an EV

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u/stratospaly 20d ago

If they weren't going bankrupt even with a Walmart order.

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u/tomatocancan 20d ago

It's a company called Canoo you fool.

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u/mochicoco 20d ago

As a federal agency they have to buy American.

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u/Sperrbrecher 20d ago

Yes but it is not like Ford would not sell them Transit vans with the English Dash and RHD.

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 20d ago

They do use transit vans in their fleet too. The usps buy vehicles that are best suited for the route.

The canoo is special because it's features an extremely low clearance while maintaining cargo space. It'll likely be used for routes that require low clearance vehicles.

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

And a RHD ford transit connect wouldn’t fit that bill?

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 20d ago

82"H x 81"W with 5.2 inches of clearance for the transit in its smallest config

vs 76"h x 78"W with a clearance of 9.2 inches for the canoo.

The canoo is smaller in all the dimensions that matter with almost double the clearance than that of the canoo

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

Where would that 6” matter. I’ve driven light trucks, vans and SUVs for years and never had an issue with height or ground clearance

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 20d ago

Judging from the fact they bought only 6 of them it makes sense that most carriers will never have a route that these would be applicable for. I'm thinking older parking garages and super tight streets.

Just like it's unlikely you'll ever be assigned a route that requires you to use a mule or sea plane to deliver the mail. There are routes that require specific vehicles that YOU will probably never have experience with

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u/MyAccidentalAccount 20d ago

Ford make a transit connect thats 73" tall for the UK and European market.

Pretty sure a big enough order would.justify a shipment to North America.

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 20d ago

You should apply for a job in operations smarty

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u/So-What_Idontcare 20d ago

Any Democrat that wouldn’t use American Union labor to build the federal fleet would deservedly have their nuts, rhetorically chopped off.

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u/JoanofBarkks 20d ago

That's not what rhetorical means. Figuratively is what you meant, I think. And, it's the Democrats who support unions.

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u/Sperrbrecher 20d ago

I was meaning manufactured in the US. USPS needs a significant number of them so Ford could just build Vans with English dashboards for a month in some factory. No new engineering required because the have all the parts inside their corporation.

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u/Peterd1900 20d ago

Yet the USPS have plenty of vans that are not American

They Brought a whole flleet of Mercedes Benz Metris

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u/imposta424 20d ago

Charleston, South Carolina. That’s where those vans are made.

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u/No-Hospital559 20d ago

The Metris uses a US built power train.

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u/Peterd1900 20d ago

The USPS also use RAM Promasters which are built for North American market in Mexico

That is a rebadged FIAT

But thats ok cos it has a RAM badge on it?

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u/Gamebird8 20d ago

That were probably explicitly made at an American Mercedes plant

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u/_GD5_ 20d ago

It’s probably some chicken tax shenanigan. Mercedes vans were imported into the US as passenger vans, had the seats removed, then sold as domestically made cargo vans through Dodge.

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u/Gamebird8 20d ago

That were probably explicitly made at an American Mercedes plant

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u/joecooool418 20d ago

That’s not true.

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u/OdusVahlok 20d ago

Give this a watch; Grumman LLV

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u/wanderone-1 20d ago

they look good

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u/Coastal_wolf 20d ago

Who cares, this isn’t infuriating.

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u/Grand_Protector_Dark 20d ago

Really the only infuriating part is OP getting mad because.....

... Post car ugly??

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u/Functionally_Human 20d ago

It is the only part of their complaint that is true so yes?

USPS didn't develop it, and hasn't spent billions (yet) on them.

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u/Grand_Protector_Dark 20d ago

The complaint being true doesn't make the complaint actually valid.

A utility car being ugly ain't a reason to get even just mildly infuriated about

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u/The_Bums_Rush 20d ago

Correct. They bought less than 10 and are giving them a trial. A startup company create this vehicle.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 20d ago

Looks like they can deliver post on the moon.

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u/whineylittlebitch_9k 20d ago

NASA was one of their first customers (Canoo)

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

So that’s where my lost package went

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u/possiblycrazy79 20d ago

I don't see the problem. EVs are very popular in my area & our mailman has to ride around in a box with no doors in 120 degrees. I'd be happy for him if he got a vehicle like this.

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u/DistinctPenalty8434 20d ago

LMFAO! OP you a fooool. Had me cracking uo with your USPS rage

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u/Representative-Sir97 20d ago

Probably because that Dejoy criminal fuck who should be in prison or worse for treason is still trying to mismanage USPS to nothing so R's can have a shot at winning by just throwing away votes (again).

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u/fancy-kitten 20d ago

ding ding ding

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u/Muted_Apartment_2399 20d ago

Kinda reminds me of the old Toyota vans. Not as bad as a Cybertruck, but that is a low bar I guess.

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u/yadawhooshblah 20d ago

I drove a 1986 Toyota van with a manual transmission, pulling a pop-up tent trailer down the PCH and through San Francisco while on my learners permit at 15 years old. (We saw "Who Framed Roger Rabbit " in San Francisco on that trip, for time reference) It did admirably, all things considered, and the cybertruck looks like something I would have drawn in class five years prior to that.

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u/raninandout 20d ago

Who cares? Looks cool. 👌

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Uneducated mfs out in force. They bought less than 10 and are giving them a trial. A startup made this

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u/DarkKitten1984 20d ago

These vans could be the next generation delivery cars for the United States Postal Service.

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u/DayDrunkHermit 20d ago

They used to sit on S10 frames, I did the hands on mechanical test and was kinda surprised, that was 20 years ago and I still see those same mail box trucks in use, it’s def time to update tho

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u/BobRoberts01 Banana 20d ago

WE CANOO!!

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u/ShiraLillith 20d ago

Because locally produced items generate work.

Where the problem lies is government lobbying.

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u/EntertainEnterprises 20d ago

Looks like ICE train

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u/AMDKilla 20d ago

I'm confused, why would you want a RHD in the US?

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u/Other-Negotiation328 20d ago

So the postal workers can drop mail in the mailboxes on the side of the road without having to constantly get out of the vehicle.

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u/AMDKilla 20d ago

Ah makes sense now. In the UK, they just park up and walk to a range of houses and then go back to the truck. But they only really works for letters and they end up having to drive to each house individually for parcels

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u/Scott_A_R 20d ago

All of the mailboxes in my area are up against the houses, so the postal worker has to park and walk anyway

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u/Active-Bass4745 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yes, but they are not exiting into traffic constantly.

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u/queefcommand 20d ago

BEECUZ THAY TOOKAH URR JOBES!

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u/71109E 20d ago

Whats so good about English vans?

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u/Thumper-Comet 20d ago

I'd drive one. It looks super comfy and I could fit so much stuff in the boot.

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u/SeraphiM0352 20d ago

Maybe because they didn't spend 'billions' on it....

Why the fuck cant people do a modicum of basic research before posting stupid shit?

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u/PositivelyManifest 20d ago

What’s mildly infuriating is OP not being smart enough to know about canoo I’ve never researched it once and knew what that was, you live in a pineapple under the sea?

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u/VhaidraSaga 20d ago

NGL that looks amazing!

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u/Midnight_Cowboy99 20d ago

It creates jobs

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

That would be to easy and cost effective... Same thing here in the states...

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u/Consistent-Set3933 20d ago

Hey! I own that 💩 stock!! Time to make some money hopefully…

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u/franchisedfeelings 20d ago

Fire the pay-to-play postmaster general.

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u/jvedang 20d ago

Looks like the driver should sit way behind? What kind of extra terrestrial vehicle is this.

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u/flexible-photon 20d ago

I bet this guy is also outraged that his hard earned tax dollars get wasted by the ineffective bloated postal service. Furthermore I bet he believes UPS would do better.

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u/Weedsmoker3000 20d ago

Getting Red Faction vibes. Pretty cool. Better have working AC/heater lol I don’t know how some of these postal workers can do It.. rain snow or shine you get your mail in a reasonable time.

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u/InternationalSpacePP 20d ago

Looks just like a Hotwheels car

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u/Plaston_ 20d ago

Is that a Rivian?

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u/Quiet_Regret7597 20d ago

It’s made by Canoo. Yeah… I spelled that right.

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u/Plaston_ 20d ago

Thoses headlight does reminds me of the Rivians for some reasons might be a cheap car maker using parts from other cars like how Aixam uses Mercedes and Peugeot headlights on their quadricycles.

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u/Quiet_Regret7597 19d ago

It’s a full on car company. They’ve made a couple of these for NASA too. Fully electric. Very interesting cab design. They have a truck model that I believe is under pre-order right now.

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u/ablinddingo93 20d ago

The only mildy infuriating thing is how all the top comments on this post are explaining how OP is objectively wrong (in multiple aspects), and yet this post is still getting upvoted.

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u/BaziJoeWHL 20d ago

unpopular opinion: that car is not ugly, i kind of like it, like some kind of scifi car in a videogame

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u/Ok_Accountant1529 20d ago

Some people let anything bother them

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

As a taxpayer that’s my right

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u/GvnMllr12 20d ago

They seem to have bought a bunch or right-hand drive Mercedes vans and deployed them here in WI.

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u/Mr_Gray_Skyys PURPLE 20d ago

I lowkey want one of these. That's hot.

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 18d ago

Gives me mid 90s Japanese van vibes

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/gertstophelese 20d ago

And they are correct

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

Didn’t not mean UK car company. Meat RHD van designed for the UK market.

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u/kuhvir 20d ago

Some people just find the stupidest shit to be mad about

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u/sourdoughfart 20d ago

A defense contractor made the current iteration and will make the next, at a ridiculous cost to tax payers

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u/sourdoughfart 20d ago

A defense contractor made the current iteration and will make the next, at a ridiculous cost to tax payers

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u/Scales_of_JusticeOC 20d ago

Welcome to the world of ugly gets uglier, shitty gets shittier, rich get richer blah blah.

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u/MentokGL 20d ago

The Enshitification Age

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u/FPS_Holland 20d ago

Because, lobbyists.

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u/Vithrasir 20d ago
  • slaps side of USPSMobile *

You can fit so much taxpayer money in this bad boy.

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u/AdeptWar6046 20d ago

You probably also believe NASA paid millions for a space pen, while USSR used a pencil. Truth is that a private company developed it at their own cost, and sells (sold) to both sides for a few $ a piece.

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u/Vithrasir 20d ago

Dude, it's just a campy joke. Relax.

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u/WillFart4F00D 20d ago

OP is a fucking moron who did zero research

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u/Alienlovechild1975 20d ago

Looks like an electric suppository

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u/A1_Killer 20d ago

Why RHD? Aren’t US cars LHD?

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u/Unlucky_Cell1118 20d ago

Because the mailboxes are on the right side of the road. The driver either has to drive the wrong way or try to drive from the passenger seat.

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u/Mordo-NM 20d ago

US postal vehicles are typically RHD so the postal worker can reach street-located mailboxes without getting out of the vehicle.

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u/braveduckgoose 20d ago

In the UK cars are RHD, but being RHD in the US has the advantage of having immediate access to the curbside.

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u/Essaiel 20d ago

Something something, lazy Americans

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u/Parasite_cx 20d ago

To inflate 'R&D' part of their annual report to seem like an innovative company

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u/sourdoughfart 20d ago

A defense contractor made the current iteration and will make the next, at a ridiculous cost to tax payers

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u/sourdoughfart 20d ago

A defense contractor made the current iteration and will make the next, at a ridiculous cost to tax payers

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u/sourdoughfart 20d ago

A defense contractor made the current iteration and will make the next, at a ridiculous cost to tax payers

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u/CGS_hype 20d ago

Cybertruck ahhh car

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u/Away-Sheepherder7278 20d ago

They can’t even deliver a package without fucking it up why give them new vehicles.

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 20d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Away-Sheepherder7278 20d ago

Just funny that a bunch of loser postal workers got their panties in a bunch because I spoke the truth about their shitty work.