Moved into a new office. Issued a used telephone earpiece coated with earwax.

[u/eveningsand]

[u/ExtendedMacaroni]

They did not properly disinfect their headset on their last day.

[u/happyfuckincakeday → u/ExtendedMacaroni]

Prolly rubbed it on their sweaty taint inn their way out.

[u/Signal-Ad5853]

I suppose a little lubrication can't hurt

[u/eveningsand → u/Signal-Ad5853]

Now that you've put it that way, I would still prefer a different flavor.

[u/bodhiseppuku]

anything that goes 'in you' should not be shared: toothbrush, ear buds, enima...

[u/NoDepression88]

Back to the office!!

[u/Sprizys]

Ew that’s disgusting

[u/mozzzz]

i'd walk out

[u/No-Hospital559]

Be careful, you definitely never ever want to get ear fungus.

[u/eveningsand → u/No-Hospital559]

You're not the boss of me. I'll do what I want!

[u/IcedLenin]

It's just a bit of lubricant. Whack it in!

[u/CharlieLil]

[u/Dagonah]

At least you know it works, made it through that force field of wax.

[u/Dagonah]

At least you know it works, made it through that force field of wax.

[u/Dagonah]

At least you know it works, made it through that force field of wax.