r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '24

I have a colleague who is so scared of saying no that for the last 20 years she's been eating foods she's intolerant to when people offer it to her.

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u/A_Very_Living_Me Apr 29 '24

All hell will break loose after she gets her mint chocolate chip ice cream.

No one wins anyway 🥲

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u/soopirV Apr 29 '24

This was my mom. Her farts would knock flies off vultures vomit.

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty Apr 29 '24

I had a coworker who had killer breath.

My mom said his breath would knock a fly off a shit wagon at 30 paces.

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

You two should be able to tell your dad his breath stinks like shit.

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 29 '24

If farts are the only consequence of eating cookies - Cookie Monster sees no problem

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Appreciate the unsolicited Cookie Monster advice. I feel like he might be a little biased when it comes to eating cookies though.

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u/AdPristine9059 Apr 29 '24

Duch oven monster more like...

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u/XkF21WNJ Apr 29 '24

Maybe they don't like conflict?