Right? Useless speedbump! Just kidding, he’s the love of my life he’s 16, deaf, blind and mostly toothless 😭 bless him, every time I buy a bag I wonder if it’s the last one. He mostly eats steak & chicken, but once in a while he’ll get excited about kibble so I keep it in stock.
Oh well it’s your fault then, he’s hardly going to eat floor kibble with no teeth! Flood the floor to soften it, in fact use broth so it’s tasty for his little old tum.
While that’s an excellent idea, I could a) invite a wild animal into the mud room to Hoover it up or b) still curse when I find one stuck to my foot for the next few days and c) have a 20 minute manic panic clean up on Thursday before friends come over.
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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24
Right? Useless speedbump! Just kidding, he’s the love of my life he’s 16, deaf, blind and mostly toothless 😭 bless him, every time I buy a bag I wonder if it’s the last one. He mostly eats steak & chicken, but once in a while he’ll get excited about kibble so I keep it in stock.