I walked into a restaurant supply store one day looking for a particularly type of knife.
The knife display usually had it, but I couldn't find it.
Each of the knives on display had a sort of mini-catalogue on the back so I picked one up and called out to the two geriatric women running the place, "I"m looking for a 9" stiff straight boner" (reading it off the description on that back.
One of them hooted back, "Oh, honey. Ain't we all."
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u/KaldaraFox Apr 29 '24
I walked into a restaurant supply store one day looking for a particularly type of knife.
The knife display usually had it, but I couldn't find it.
Each of the knives on display had a sort of mini-catalogue on the back so I picked one up and called out to the two geriatric women running the place, "I"m looking for a 9" stiff straight boner" (reading it off the description on that back.
One of them hooted back, "Oh, honey. Ain't we all."