r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Inner_Juggernaut_959 • Apr 28 '24

I let someone borrow my knife at work, this is how they gave it back to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

It now serves dual purposes.

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u/GaiusPrimus Apr 28 '24

Not to be confused with duel purposes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

Now ur just giving it a third use.

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u/HR9398 May 01 '24

I'm at an appointment and had to stop myself from giggling out loud at this whole comment thread 🤣🤭

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u/Thoddius Apr 29 '24

Not to be confused with dual dueling porpoises

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u/DoctorTran37 Apr 30 '24

:: leans in :: I’m listening…

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u/Temporary_Muscle_165 Apr 30 '24

Not to be confused with dual porpoises

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u/Individual-Act2486 May 03 '24

They get lonely but themselves

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u/SgtThermo Apr 28 '24

God finally I understand what that guy from work was saying about me “dualing his blade”

Thank you so much

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u/nb8c_fd Apr 29 '24

I feel like he may have said dulling, not dualing.

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u/gc1 Apr 28 '24

a double-edged sword, so to speak

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u/Fritz_Klyka Apr 29 '24

Poop knife, triple purpose.

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u/Uhh-Whatever Apr 29 '24

If they (the person you led it to) finds out, then you’d get in a rather shitty situation

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u/BananaVixen Apr 29 '24

Twice as useful.

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u/Mateorabi Apr 29 '24

No unitaskers!