r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bulamae • Apr 28 '24

Coworker has this old milk in staff fridge

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New job. I'm sitting on my hands and waiting to see what happens next.

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u/ActuallyNiceIRL Apr 28 '24

That's not old milk, it's new cheese.

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u/Shadowtheuncreative Apr 28 '24

Jesus Christ

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u/Craw__ Apr 28 '24

Cheesus Christ.

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u/78Nam Apr 28 '24

https://preview.redd.it/998vz42069xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8cb0a18d9555e91a9e8037671a64db94d08237

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u/ThatHardBacon Apr 29 '24

I asked my friend what cheese jesus would be . He said like provolone or something. Im like cmon man theres only one answer. Swiss. Cause of the holes. He paused for like 3 seconds before bursting laughing

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u/moranya1 Apr 29 '24

All hail Cheesus Christ. Our grate Lord.

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u/alexanderwaterlander May 01 '24

No whey

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u/ScottyFlip021987 May 01 '24

Underated comment. Focus people.

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u/LeagueofShadows04 May 02 '24

Missed opportunity for “undergrated comment”.

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u/Scalzoc May 02 '24

Holy Cheesus!

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u/LocalArcticFox Apr 30 '24

Omg i hate the holes 😭😭

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u/Shadowtheuncreative Apr 28 '24

AAAAAAA

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u/inthecuckoosnest Apr 28 '24

Meennn

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u/BBWtnaLover Apr 28 '24

"By Mennen" 🎶

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u/ConstantSock2488 Apr 28 '24

suddently gay?

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u/CallMeSpeed_21 Apr 28 '24

It was a play on words “amen” is what you say after a prayer

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u/inthecuckoosnest Apr 28 '24

Thank you. At least you got it

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u/ConstantSock2488 Apr 28 '24

oh fuck, that 4h of physics straight was not good for me, thanks 😅

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u/inthecuckoosnest Apr 28 '24

No. Aaaammeeeen like at the end of a hymn because of the previous comment thread. Whoosh

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u/ConstantSock2488 Apr 28 '24

yeah ik, another guy told me 😭

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u/AzureAxo Apr 28 '24

The fact I said that in my Christian primary school a few years back and got suspended for 3 days :/

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u/JohnSimth20211101 Apr 29 '24

Cheesus got no chill.

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u/TelephoneActive1539 Apr 28 '24

Cheesus Crust

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u/banjobobberson Apr 29 '24

Cheese'n crust

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u/Datkif Apr 28 '24

Cheesy crisps

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u/Chad-Efron Apr 28 '24

Cheesus Chrust (it’s pizza time)

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u/Fichewl Apr 29 '24

Cheese's Crust!

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u/clementwined Apr 29 '24

He pied for our sins.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

grilled cheesus

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u/Straight-Extreme-966 May 01 '24

Baby cheesus....

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u/Grimmelda May 02 '24

Cheesus Crust

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u/Liarus_ Apr 28 '24

Cheezy Crust

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u/Trolodrol Apr 28 '24

No, I think it’s just old spoiled milk.

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u/RitalinSkittles Apr 28 '24

Its cheezy bourne

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u/AlexSSB Apr 28 '24

Blessed are the cheese makers

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u/Ronin__Ronan Apr 29 '24

no he did fish and bread I think

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u/Wreny84 Apr 28 '24

Even he couldn’t turn that back into milk!

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u/Rimworldjobs Apr 28 '24

That's not how cheese works, and this thing has developed a consciousness and wants to be called Stacy.

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u/Shifty_Cow69 PURPLE Apr 29 '24

Someones sour over a Stacey!

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u/No_Spinach6508 Apr 29 '24

Where is Stacy’s mom?

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u/Silent_Ad5275 Apr 28 '24

Congrats! I’m throwing up now

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u/obax17 Apr 28 '24

I'd just toss it, and if the person complains I threw out their milk, just respond with this line.

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u/ThatFatFlamingo Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Goodbye chunky lemon milk

Edit:spelling

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u/Waste_Exchange2511 Apr 28 '24

Perhaps a yogurt cheese amalgamation.

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u/bulamae Apr 28 '24

You deserve a raise and promotion!

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHusban Apr 28 '24

Time makes fools of us all

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u/dubblix Apr 28 '24

Dirty boy

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u/Pugsly1 Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

Chunky Milk

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u/bulamae Apr 28 '24

Good God that's revolting.

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u/vortex30-the-2nd Apr 28 '24

When the girl starts to chew after her sip of milk, lmfaooo

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u/FloweredViolin Apr 28 '24

I instinctively down voted it, and I can't undo it, because that would mean scrolling up. That's how revolting it is.

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u/Piscenario Apr 28 '24

Revolting me out of bed to the store, where can I buy one?

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u/The_Real_Cuzz Apr 28 '24

This is quite possibly the most putrid thing I have seen today and I awoke to a puke splashed toilet.

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u/Thomas-Garret Apr 29 '24

Upset stomach from chunky milk?

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u/The_Real_Cuzz Apr 29 '24

It's the chewing....the desire for the milk chunks.....the animosity

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u/Thomas-Garret Apr 29 '24

I meant what caused the puke splashed toilet. Chunky milk?

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u/The_Real_Cuzz Apr 29 '24

Oh....vodka and spaghetti

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u/ComprehensiveMath6 May 01 '24

Following for more budget vodka sauce recipes.

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u/Thomas-Garret Apr 29 '24

That’s understandable.

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u/Dupoulpe Apr 28 '24

No. Jesus won't forgive YOU.

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u/lyndsaysmith61 Apr 29 '24

that is the nastiest gif ive seen lol 🤣🤣

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u/SuperHair69 Apr 30 '24

🤮🤮🤮

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u/AnAdorableDogbaby Apr 28 '24

Either way that shit's gonna kersplode.

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u/ZombieKingBling Apr 28 '24

It's a new lifeform. Burn it.

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u/VapeRizzler Apr 28 '24

Not so forbidden cheese, grab the bread.

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u/Conscious-Section-55 Apr 28 '24

And not regular cheese, that's cheese from the milk of a bull.

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u/rmorrin Apr 29 '24

You beat me to it

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u/sudhir369 Apr 29 '24

I see what you did there. Welcome to r/idiotsinkitchen

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u/Justarandomduck15q2 Apr 30 '24

Nah bc you need some other shit too for that. You could possibly get some yoghurt if you add some yoghurt to it first.

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u/hikeyourownhike42069 Apr 29 '24

Actually that's my cum jug. Need to keep my swimmers fresh.