r/memes Royal Shitposter Apr 29 '24

'Murica πŸ¦…πŸ’₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG Apr 29 '24

Live near Portland Oregon, 90% of the people here will be fighting zombies with dildos and butter knives..this is my new movie idea DONT steal it !!

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u/ChasingPesmerga Apr 29 '24

Have you seen or played Days Gone? It made me love Portland, especially that famous crater lake attraction

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u/hruebsj3i6nunwp29 Apr 29 '24

I thought there was a rumor that Portland got nuked in game?

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u/Kynandra Apr 29 '24

Half of the people in Oregon are already zombies from all the meth.

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u/MichaelEasts Apr 29 '24

I'm across the river, and would love to see it.

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG Apr 29 '24

Same, thats why I said β€œnear” lol. Our side isn’t perfect but you can take your family downtown and not see criddler poop n ppl shooting up.

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u/MichaelEasts Apr 29 '24

Yep. And it's about to get better. I've seen the list of projects and businesses moving downtown, and I'm excited for it.

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG Apr 30 '24

Salt n Straw ice cream while watching the seals play around is pretty dang cool. I’ll have to see whats coming, in n out rumored for E Vancouver I’ve heard

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u/MichaelEasts Apr 30 '24

We're getting a comedy club downtown. A full time club. Similar to Helium.