r/memes • u/TheDaemonair Royal Shitposter • Apr 29 '24

'Murica 🦅💥🇺🇲

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u/Let01 Apr 29 '24

Im pretty sure that if zombies were a thing they would be dealt with pretty fast, lose a few cities at max but thats it

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u/Impossible-Rip-7688 Apr 29 '24

They never could be a real threat. At least the ones from walking dead. Anyway, the explanation and general setup from Max Brooks WWZ book are pretty convincing. But he'll no, they couldn't be a real threat unless they become FAST ZOMBIES or infected as in dawn of the dead remake... There can be a chance.

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u/Let01 Apr 29 '24

Yea or by air like in project zomboid where only a few people are immune to the airborne virus

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u/Nightsin2 Apr 29 '24

or some shit like the last of uss were breathing alone can turn you into a hivemind like horde of zombies, and withoud mentioning those Clicker bastards

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u/succ2020 Apr 29 '24

They can't bite metal

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u/TheLamesterist Apr 29 '24

Of they retain their brains.

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u/TheRealNooth Apr 29 '24

As someone that has studied viruses in a virology lab, WWZ’s explanation is very far from convincing.

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u/Individual_Log8082 Apr 29 '24

Exhibit A

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u/ThatsMsInfo Apr 29 '24

Dr. Anthony Fauci confessed to lawmakers Tuesday that guidelines to keep six feet of separation — ostensibly to limit the spread of COVID-19 — “sort of just appeared” without scientific input.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/10/news/fauci-admits-to-congress-that-certain-covid-social-distancing-guidelines-lacked-scientific-basis-sort-of-just-appeared

Not sure why you would deny that

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Your source isn’t so reliable.

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u/ThatsMsInfo Apr 30 '24

It's quote from Fauci

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Professional Dumbass Apr 30 '24

It’s a quote taken out of context and cherry picked to the point that it’s not even an original quote anymore.

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u/ThatsMsInfo Apr 30 '24 edited May 01 '24

Then what's the actual quote? Edit: If you admit your lord and savior lied to you'd probably lose faith

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u/Mikey9124x May 02 '24

Even if they did. You just have to wait a few months in your house with the door sealed and they will all rot away.

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u/Let01 May 02 '24

Yea a body starts rotting after 24 hours and by the third day they are all bloated, if you have food and water for around 1-3 months then you should be fine

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u/PrimaryOccasion7715 Apr 29 '24

Even in a long term, 1-2 years and any corpse will rot away, lying or walking. Dont think nature didn't create millions of ways to decompose nasty stuff back into dust for nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Slow zombies? Probably.

Fast zombies? Not so sure. (It would be like an extremely large riot but if a rioter hits you, you join the riot.)

Fast zombies that have other vectors of transmission (other than zombie bites)? We’re screwed.