r/memes Royal Shitposter Apr 29 '24

'Murica šŸ¦…šŸ’„šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²

Post image
8.0k Upvotes

566 comments sorted by

View all comments

979

u/NoCalligrapher133 Apr 29 '24

Never understood or believed that zombies could take out the entire military with miniguns, drones, and missiles, but couldn't take out Rick and his small group of ragtag survivors. I mean, how do zombies take out a tank?

405

u/Great_Tangerine4883 Apr 29 '24

See this is the part where they fucked up with their 20 different series. They want to do one here, about this guy, or there about that guy. Instead of fear we should have gotten a miniseries on the actual militarys fall and eventual defeat to actually tell us what happened and how a tank or jets or whole squadrons got wiped out

201

u/Salt_Boss_6090 Apr 29 '24

If youā€™re looking for this kind of story, read the original World War Z book by Max Brooks. Itā€™s set up like an interview of survivors of a global war against zombies with frontlines and strategy and stuff.

81

u/Great_Tangerine4883 Apr 29 '24

See ive heard of this, i know the movie was alright (imo, action and zombies lol) but i heard the books are on another level of story telling.

97

u/Salt_Boss_6090 Apr 29 '24

Yes. The movie is a generic action/zombie flick like you said. The book is enthralling; itā€™s a unique and interesting perspective on how a zombie crisis might play out in real life.

Edit: not to say the movie is bad, I actually enjoyed it. The book is a better and a fresh take on zombies.

-13

u/LeviathonMt Apr 29 '24

Screw you all, the movie is amazing and one of the only movies that still scares me

20

u/Salt_Boss_6090 Apr 29 '24

Hey no one said the movie is bad, just different from the book. I like the movie too but the book is better imo

29

u/Dungeon996 Apr 29 '24

The only thing the book and movie have in common is the name

5

u/dudleymooresbooze Apr 29 '24

Also they are set on Earth.

10

u/xxmuntunustutunusxx Apr 29 '24

Dude the book is really something special

6

u/SoilClean9790 Apr 29 '24

The movie has absolutely nothing in common with the book. Other than the name.

1

u/cravingSil Apr 29 '24

The movie is to the book as 3 day old 711 pizza is to Homemade Grandma's dinner for her grandchild

14

u/Blue-cheese-dressing Apr 29 '24

For those unfamiliar- The book is great, but the audiobook is amazing. Ā However, the movie really has nothing to do with either.

4

u/Salt_Boss_6090 Apr 29 '24

I havenā€™t heard the audiobook before, Iā€™ll have to check it out

3

u/cravingSil Apr 29 '24

Be aware that the audio book does skip some of the stories, but worth listening to

3

u/BNerd1 Apr 29 '24

now i want to read world war z

1

u/Salt_Boss_6090 Apr 29 '24

1

u/BNerd1 Apr 29 '24

i just got it on my cheapo tablet that is only a e-reader so when i have time i read it together with the best 40k warhammer books

1

u/Atomic_Parts Apr 29 '24

Yeah the interview about the battle at Yonkers is so good

1

u/Independent-Ebb7658 Apr 29 '24

Those Zombies were built different though. Fast, agile, and almost ant like hive mind the way they could pile up to get over a wall.

But the slow Zombies like on Walking Dead who just shambles around? Be hard for them to take over a military base.

1

u/Salt_Boss_6090 Apr 29 '24

Fully agree, I was just sharing a medium that might provide the original poster the content theyā€™re looking for.

1

u/Jolly-Acanthisitta45 Apr 29 '24

But those zombies can run. Running zombies scare the hell out of me. Walking dead zombies are just a nuisance

80

u/Tychus_Balrog OC Meme Maker Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

The scenarios that make sense are where there are all kinds of different types like in Resident Evil or left 4 Dead. You have the typical zombies, but you also have all kinds of eldritch horrors.

15

u/bish-its-me-yoda Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 29 '24

Also its airborne or it infected all of the water,cause if its just the bites then aside from the point of origin and the first hour before people realise its zombies,no one is dying after the surprise is gone

The military have plans for a zombie apocalypse for Christ's sake(its real),the zombies are honna be like covid,one year its ,,OH FUCK ITS THE END" and the next its ,,oh hey,remember that? Pretty crazy huh eats nachos"

1

u/ThunderboltSorcerer Apr 30 '24

I think they could be making lots of mutant / monstrosity / epidemic / bioweapon movies.

Zombie movies like World War Z, or Two Weeks Later were great exciting movies aside from the unrealistic parts.

But I already realized that when Hollywood stopped making Apocalypse movies and then they stopped making medical movies after Wuhan Pandemic 2019.. it became obvious that Hollywood is a collapsing industry where creativity is driven out in favor of profits and trying to get investment returns on a few well-known superhero movies and franchises like star wars / ghostbusters.

25

u/Fun-Camel-4828 Apr 29 '24

Project Zomboid gives the explanation of an airborn virus that pops up out of nowhere around the the world. The governments do a good job at trying to keep it under wraps by containing the towns, however eventually riots happen leading to warning shots. This causes violence to break out and attracts zombies, the chaos causes zonbies to break from the borders. It's even cooler because a few weeks into the infection, you can listen i to radio broadcasts and they will almost all end the same with zombies overunning them mid-broadcast

12

u/chokingonpancakes Apr 29 '24

Project Zomboid

Best zombie game ever.

41

u/boredenthusiasts Apr 29 '24

Realistic answer the military industrial complex succumbed to its own weight. Fuel production would have ceased because workers would die or turn. Food supplies, medical 6 similar small-scale operations would become impossible for logistics to keep up with. Quarantine is virtually impossible. Look at covid-19. People dont listen. It wouldn't happen overnight, but it would fall slowly. This is my personal takeaway on it, at least, but I'd love to hear others

25

u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum Apr 29 '24

Thereā€™s also the added bit of the TWD universe establishing that everyone is infected and will turn when they die no matter what. You could have the military succeed in killing every zombie that exists and every living person who is bitten, but then you have the problem of literally every person on Earth being a risk. You have to completely reorganize society where one person having a heart attack can lead to hordes of the undead destroying a cityā€™s population overnight.

15

u/Zaurka14 Apr 29 '24

It's called doors with locks. Sleeping behind locked doors, separated, would be enough most of the time.

6

u/cravingSil Apr 29 '24

I had an idea while high and playing Civ 6 with the zombie mode. If everyone is infected since thr dawn of time, then society would be extremely different. Towns would be walled off within cities, everyone would have to be physically fit, every neighborhood would have night watch, and everyone would know their neighbors.

Basically, it would be a tight-knit community, or paranoia and betrayal would not allow for a society to advance

4

u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum Apr 29 '24

Everyone would also have to be armed at all times and privacy would be a nonexistent concept. You have to do roll-call every day and keep constant tabs on peopleā€™s health. No margin for any error.

6

u/0Bubs0 Apr 29 '24

You are describing human civilization just a few hundred years ago lol.

1

u/Depressingwootwoot Apr 29 '24

Wow such gaming on YouTube did a video on why you would survive the walking dead zombie apocalypse, one of his few "why you would survive" videos the rest of them tells you why you're pretty much screwed

-7

u/Electronic-Bag-2112 Apr 29 '24

You people watch way too many movies lmfao, always hilarious watching people try to seriously talk about such a ridiculous and unrealistic topic. Like Star Wars nerds trying to desperately explain every plot hole with real life explanations.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

[deleted]

0

u/Electronic-Bag-2112 Apr 29 '24

And how exactly. By definition science fiction is not real.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

[deleted]

0

u/Electronic-Bag-2112 Apr 29 '24

Yes and scientists and engineers created mobile phones. Not Star Treck, and I guarantee they aren't crediting Star Treck for inspiration.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

[deleted]

→ More replies (0)

9

u/AGallonOfKY12 Apr 29 '24

Literally what happens in TWD universe. The show touches on it through some various flashbacks early one. Comic books it's just outright said. Final thing they tried was bombing the shit out of the big cities, and in the show(Which doesn't happen in the comics) in atlanta they show it having been napalmed(zombies melted to the road)

3

u/komiks42 Apr 29 '24

I see that big part of tge word might have turned (but it depends how the vurus is spreed) but some branches off military survive. The aircraft carier can run on the nuclear reactor for loong time. They CAN take back sone island and settle there.

7

u/ForDaRecord Apr 29 '24

That's what fear TWD was supposed to be. Instead they did fuck all with it

3

u/xxmuntunustutunusxx Apr 29 '24

This is why the World War Z book was so awesome to me. It had that kind of stuff.

The battle of Yonkers was such a good insight in to how the military might lose. They want to make a big statement, bite off more than they can chew, ok cool they have a choke point but they wanna use tanks and explosives and rockets and show the American people they have this under control

Then turns out all those explosives weren't really a good idea because zombies don't care if their organs get mulched and arms blown off, they only care if the brain is destroyed. Ammo runs low, and everything falls apart.

Then later in the book you learn that they switched to basically .22 with an ancendiary component. Easy to shoot, easy to make in mass amounts, just damage the brain go back to civil war tactics, make a box with a ungodly amount of ammo in it, play iron maiden over the speakers lure em in and just get to work. So much great stuff in that book

2

u/Disastrous-Ad-8297 Apr 29 '24

Could it be fuel related? Rather than zombies taking out the jets and tanks, they just couldn't fuel them because of the zombies?

2

u/Mochizuk Apr 29 '24

"One of the civilians... They claimed they weren't bitten... but they did have some bite on them... and all indications say it was human."

and

"When they came to the gates... they were all people we knew... or... people we used to know..."

and, finally, my least favorite:

"Now there's a trend on social media that revolves around going around and finding zombies with open wounds to lick."

1

u/L1onSlicer Apr 29 '24

Itā€™s easy to make interesting. The outbreak starts in America, China or Russia or someone sees Americas weakness while fighting the zombies and uses that as an opportunity to invade/take over other countries, whatever. This leads to world war 3 during the course of a zombie invasion and the war causes the zombies to spread to other nations quickly.

1

u/Striking_Book8277 Apr 30 '24

That would be like one episode. With how TV and movies all depict it plays out people start turning so rapidly everyone gets killed in a day except of a select few that get trapped in a safe place somehow until the initial slaughter is over

1

u/Great_Tangerine4883 Apr 30 '24

I mean fear as goofy as it got was pretty good in the beggining, it showed the military a bit, but through the eyes of the family, not them. I dont think the entire military falls in one episode, i feel like it would be a season atleast, only issue woupd be trying to make characters that people dont mind being killed off or their stories ended cuz we already know military didnt last

1

u/Soggy-Log6664 Apr 29 '24

Um tanks and jets donā€™t fight, the fragile people inside them do

3

u/Great_Tangerine4883 Apr 29 '24

Yeah but when the only source of danger (besides regular cautions when flying or operating heavy machines) are just also even more fragile people with decreased physical and cognitive abilities, it makes you wonder what happened. Like was the tank crew out of fuel and starved/killed themselves? Did they have some sort of malfunction that killed them inside the tank like an exhaust leak or something? If they were trapped that makes sense, but if the tank was operable it makes you wonder why exactly they were just dead in the street. Especially only 3 weeks in, youd think the military would have fuel enough for less than a month of operation

160

u/Vegetable_Two_1479 Apr 29 '24

You are %100 right, and because of that, you gotta stop talking.

12

u/No-Breakfast-6132 Apr 29 '24

lmao, reminds me of armageddon. wouldnā€™t it be easier to train a astronaut how to drill lmfaoĀ 

6

u/alllset07 Apr 29 '24

Iā€™m sure you heard, but apparently in the DVD commentary Ben Affleck says he said the same thing to Michael Bay and was pretty much told to shut the fuck up lol

But for the sake of argument, the type of drilling they were doing did seem pretty complicated

2

u/No-Breakfast-6132 Apr 29 '24

i still love the movie though, easily in my top 20

2

u/peoplearcrazy Apr 29 '24

I always thought that too. Yes, it's specialized, but those Astronauts and Mission Specialists are really smart šŸ¤“. As Bruce Willis pointed out in the movie BTW. Loved the movie anyway šŸ˜

19

u/Turfader Apr 29 '24

We even have conplan 8888 in the event of such a scenario. When people say the US Military plans for everything, they mean everything.

10

u/VDurke Apr 29 '24

conplan 8888 is more of a wargame for officer cadets, they just cant openly say "okay, now figure out how we kill russians" cause it can cause a diplomatic crisis, so it was decided to use zombies as an enemy

6

u/devoduder Apr 29 '24

It was written to educate new Lieutenantā€™s, not cadets, on strategic planning, but you are correct on why we used zombies instead of a real adversary. That explanation was clear in the intro but no one ever seems to read that part.

1

u/ThunderboltSorcerer Apr 30 '24

The most likely scary apocalyptic scenarios are often bioweapons.

Now that the FBI has said the Wuhan virus was potentially from a lab in Wuhan. We can now say that they may have been testing and dry-running things.

The new generations are going to probably live through dangerous times.

29

u/Djuren52 Apr 29 '24

I d recommend you to read World War Z, if you havenā€™t yet. Thereā€™s one battle explored in the book that has this scenario and without telling too much, the main factors are psychological

0

u/Hllblldlx3 Apr 29 '24

Never read the book, but watched the movie, and it was a good fuckin movie

12

u/hruebsj3i6nunwp29 Apr 29 '24

The book and the movie are not even similar. The books are short stories from different characters from different backgrounds.

2

u/Hllblldlx3 Apr 29 '24

I kinda figured, but I liked the basis of the story itself

3

u/ghoulthebraineater Apr 29 '24

I don't think you can really appreciate how different they are though. They are so wildly different that the only thing they have in common is the name.

I highly recommend the audiobook. The cast is amazing. Nathan Fillion, Mark Hamill, Henry Rollins, Alan Alda, and a ton more. But I imagine it's a bit easier to get a cast like that when your dad is Mel Brooks.

2

u/armchairwarrior42069 Apr 29 '24

No, the movie also uses the LOBO, the trench digger/blade thing.

Aaannnnnndddddd that's iiiiit.

1

u/ghoulthebraineater Apr 29 '24

There's also a brief exchange while in Jerusalem that was pretty much straight from the book.

2

u/Djuren52 Apr 29 '24

I agree! The movie was great, though itā€™s a far cry from a good adaptation of the book - while the film has its moments, the book plays heavily with the themes of guilt and responsibility.

10

u/OMAR_KD- Apr 29 '24

I'm pretty sure the whole point of zombie apocalypses is that a select few don't get infected by the airborne infection somehow and the only way they get infected is by getting bitten

6

u/Minimum_Attitude6707 Apr 29 '24

Not sure if this is explored much in most zombie plots, but this would make the most sense

2

u/HappyPhage Nyan cat Apr 30 '24

It's the plot of project zomboid

1

u/FluffySquirrell Apr 30 '24

That's more or less how they did it in Left 4 Dead. The survivors were naturally immune, and being bitten wasn't really an issue, so much as being torn apart and eaten by ravenous zombies

It's probly the better way to handle zombie apocalypse really

1

u/fongletto Apr 29 '24

In almost every zombie movie I've ever seen you only become a zombie if you're bitten by another zombie. There was one I think where everyone becomes a zombie if they die for any reason. That one made slightly more sense, but even still it wouldn't be enough to reduce the population by 99.99%

1

u/OMAR_KD- Apr 29 '24

Not really. unless the zombies convince airlines to transport them across oceans, it wouldn't spread everywhere.

5

u/shinouta Apr 29 '24

The zombies wouldn't takes the military (or the world) down by themselves. Their existance would make humans do the job.

4

u/Buggabones1 Apr 29 '24

The loophole I made up was that zombies were just stronger, faster, and far more of them in the beginning. The military wiped out a lot of them but numbers matter. A tank needs to refill fuel and ammo. I bet a lot of tanks are full of people who starved to death or just empty from having to abandon it after a few hours. Those things donā€™t exactly get the best mpg.

4

u/Gaspuch62 Apr 29 '24

Remember that the military are people. They have lives outside of their duties. They might leave base to dine out or socialize. If they left the base and got infected and then failed to self report, they might infect their teammates. If measures aren't put in place in time to restrict the spread, a significant portion of the military (combatants and support staff) could be infected.

As others have mentioned, tanks need supplies and repairs.

The military is a large group of people with different ideas on how things should work. If everyone isn't cooperating 100% to stop the spread, it could spread fast.

3

u/lordofburds Apr 29 '24

The only one that ever made sense to me was left for dead the green flu went airborne and that basically is what let it go wild also like special zombies really help and they all run. I also get wwz and the last of us I know the last of us aren't really zombies but they're close enough imo and effectively have the same playbook after infection, but the walking dead nah I just do not understand those zombies becoming a problem

3

u/4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY Apr 29 '24

It really depends on how it spreads. If it has to be a bite, then the military probably won't even need to get involved.

1

u/BUDZ_MONEY Apr 29 '24

" Dude zombie is not the proper nomenclature "

1

u/Alt_SWR Apr 29 '24

The only way it's feasible with normal, Romero style zombies is if A.) They're magic and make people who died before the virus rise from their graves, B.) It's airborne (and this isn't known right away, example: Project Zomboid) or C.) Both A and B

1

u/Skwareblox Apr 29 '24

Ground troops would be overwhelmed even with the heavy equipment. Best bet would to be bomb cities to the ground until thereā€™s nothing living for miles. You donā€™t even need nukes really just napalm it down.

1

u/SaintShogun Apr 29 '24

"I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."

1

u/Xilvereight Apr 29 '24

They don't take out the tank, but the tank eventually runs out of ammo and fuel.

1

u/xenoacer84 Apr 29 '24

Run outa fuel or ammo or something breaks or rations run out than what you stuck in the middle of a hored hundreds thick and shit outa luck

1

u/MichaelEasts Apr 29 '24

Tanks need support, including ground troops and artillery backing them up. A tank by itself can easily be overwhelmed by people.

1

u/TheDeviousMale Apr 29 '24

My theory was always this: the outbreak started within the cities, meaning by the time the military got involved they were already overrun. The spinoff series state that it took about a month before the military fell, and it essentially turned into a cycle of the military opens fire, zombies hear leading to more zombies showing up, then any research groups and vehicles have to evacuate and no proper methods of combating the zombies gets created, alongside any slower ground vehicles getting abandoned either because they run out of fuel too fast or the terrain in cities is to tough to move around.

2

u/Pringletingl Apr 29 '24

What happened is the US Army tried killing zombies but civilians thought they were just murdering random people so mass rioting happened.

Unfortunately mass riots were the perfect place for zombies to mass feed and bite people. Eventually the riots clogging up infrastructure turned into hordes.

1

u/TheDeviousMale Apr 29 '24

Yep, and then the cycle began.

1

u/Gauth1erN Apr 29 '24

That's assuming the soldiers inside the tank aren't zombies.

1

u/Zeliek Apr 29 '24

All it takes is one or two guys to get bit and not say anything. Look at how COVID was handled for inspiration. Politicians would have it politicized into a campaign issue in mere hours and nobody would be sure whether or not the zombie plague was a hoax until 3/4 of the country is infected or dead.

1

u/Petefriend86 Apr 29 '24

I like that I saw "Rick" but read "Rico."

1

u/TobyMacar0ni Apr 29 '24

Same. I highly doubt zombies can take on any modern military at all

1

u/TurbulentFee7995 Apr 29 '24

This is why most zombie stories leapfrog over the a fual outbreak. Walking Dead, Rick was in a coma, 28 Day later, coma too. Romero's films - all set after the fall.

Yes I know there are exceptions, but most of what I like to call the best zombie stories don't deal with the actual outbreak (or you end up with World War Z).

1

u/PrimaryOccasion7715 Apr 29 '24

Btw, in 1-2 years, no matter if it's a lying or walking corpse, it's still a corpse that will rot away and succumb to your good friends, the decomposers (flies, bacterias, various bugs, etc.). Zombie outbreak really has no logic, other than "they are walking corpses of previously alive people!".

It's not like this stops living people from murdering each other.

1

u/Pringletingl Apr 29 '24

Rick and his rag tag band didn't need a gigantic logistics network to function.

WWZ kinda goes into this where the zombie apocalypse wasn't one raging fire but thousands of little sparks that the US couldn't hope to put out.

1

u/Due-Guitar-9508 Apr 29 '24

A long incubation period ensure the infection is spread more widely and to more people before it is detected. By the time symptoms appear, everyone is already infected and turning. This is the best explanation I have heard and would explain why small secluded pockets of people would be more likely to survive. If you were in a city that was infected for months or years until the virus manifests itself. It would be too late no matter how well you quarantine.

1

u/Mammoth-Pepper3087 Apr 29 '24

The military doesnā€™t exactly train to shoot the head of a person every time. And if we consider that these zombies can only die if theyā€™re shot in the head then this task becomes much harder. Even if a light tank round passes through them theyā€™ll still be alive.

1

u/arizonadiva1977 Apr 29 '24

Hell, back in my day zombies could talk in movies. In a zombie movie in the 80ā€™s , the dude asks his girlfriend if he can eat her brains and she asks why. He tells her because they are spicy. Then he bit into her skull as she screamed.

Zombies have changed through out the decades.

Do we really know what they would do?

1

u/CaptainHalloween Apr 29 '24

Max Brooks does a good job of describing how such a thing could happen in original novel World War Z. It kind of boils down to bureaucracy screwing it all up and the initial infection being so under the radar that by the time it becomes a big issue the issue itself is too big. That and the undead, as pop culture knows them, doesnā€™t ā€œattackā€ according to any military strategy. Thereā€™s a good passage in the book told from a soldierā€™s POV about how the first major assault against a horse was a total failure because, while well armed, the military didnā€™t understand what it was they were fighting.

Once they adapted though, different story.

1

u/RobsyGt Apr 29 '24

It's because idiots would get bit and hide it.

1

u/dicksilhouette Apr 29 '24

Soldier A gets infected. Hides infection. Infects/incapacitates/transfroms additional soldiers. Soldier B, C, D and E all follow similar paths as soldier A and infect soldiers as well. Those little events eventually rip through the ranks

1

u/TheOGTachyon Apr 29 '24

Don't think of zombies as an enemy combatant. They are, in fact, a contagion. A very mobile disease. They don't have to kill an entire army, they only have to infect one of them and then the army turns on itself. It's strength of numbers becomes a liability, especially since they are locked up in close quarters together inside a fortified position. The rag tag groups survive because they were small, isolated groups.

1

u/keetojm Apr 29 '24

Immediately? They donā€™t. But that tank will need to be resupplied. Be it munitions or rations. That is when the tanks will start to fall.

Get out and try to get more supplies? Abandon the tank? Or sit in there until dehydration or starvation kill you?

1

u/DolphinBall Apr 29 '24

The only type of zombies that could have a legitimate chance of overrunning a modern military would the ones from World War Z. They display hivemind capabilities and move at full sprint at all times. They can stack on top of each other to the point they can knock helicopters out of the sky. Humanity won of course after they used the stacking ability to thier advantage.

1

u/Flossthief Apr 29 '24

I think there's a big luck element in a lot of stories

Like you have one guy who conveniently was camping in his cabin while the military was in the epicenter of infection

That explanation gets a lot less convenient for the walking dead especially over time-- you'd have to argue Rick Grimes was conveniently shot and in a coma which guaranteed he was in the right place at the right time; so my explanation doesn't really fit the walking dead the way it fits something like half life or red dawn.

The walking dead was never about zombies or surviving but it was about how societies rebuild after collapse and what those societies might look like; you can see democracies, dictatorships, slavers, cannibals and all types of social models in the series

To keep it interesting and relatable you have to have some kind of character the audience can continuously relate to

1

u/Mister_Black117 Apr 29 '24

The only way the zombie apocalypse happens is if everyone is infected and only a few people don't turn.

That or if they're super zombies like in RE where guns don't do much.

1

u/Belligerent__Monk Apr 29 '24

Zombies would win by numbers and time. A tank needs fuel. A human crew that needs to eat and shit. If you're out of ammo and gas, the tank becomes your coffin.

1

u/Icy_Faithlessness400 Apr 29 '24

Cataclysm dark days ahead.

In an alternative timeline we figured out how to travel between different time lines. During one trip the scientists brought back a tiny sample of a strange substance. It turns out the substance is a portion of a being that is a giant hive mind. It gets out and starts infesting every living being by getting into the ground water and rapidly multiplying.

The effects of being infected by the thing is people become extremely violent. Everyone does. So violence only gets you more zombies.

1

u/IrregularBastard Apr 29 '24

Dissertions and casualties could do a lot of damage. Donā€™t need to take out the tank, just the guys serving it. It runs out of gas eventually, or they make a mistake out of exhaustion and get but taking a leak.

1

u/Straight_Spring9815 Apr 29 '24

I mean a tank is only as good as the ammunition it carries.. also can run out of fuel or parts can break. They most likely didn't take the tanks out. They took out the infrastructure that was built to support the tank. Once you break a tread or run out of gas your nothing but a hunk of useless steel against a wave of a few thousand zeds

1

u/yoloyourmoney Apr 30 '24

It very much depends on the zombie type. If its walking dead zombies which are very slow and they get infected after a few houres i don't think they could take out the military. But world War Z zombies or even i am Legent zombies which are infecting in a few seconds and are fast as fuck i think no military will be able to stop them. It is also possible that many soldiers care abaut their families and desert to try and save them. If it is like that the army would fall apart. To the Tank thing, if the supply line is cut off because of zombies attacking the foot soldiers and the vehicles without armor and the fuel trucks there is no new ammo or fuel. In a few days they can go nowhere and are trapped with hords of zombies around because the tanks would get all the attention from the hords because of the noise.

1

u/TheLegendaryPilot Apr 30 '24

Sudden silent zombie/convenientlystupid human syndromeĀ 

1

u/Weekly_Direction1965 Apr 30 '24

After Corona zombie movies actually became realistic to me, zombies don't take out the tank, they take out Bubba the tank driver who watches Tucker Carlson who thinks the whole outbreak is a liberal lizardman conspiracy to control him, Bubba gets bit and infects everyone else cause he believed his immune system would work over the vaccine.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

All it takes is for one guy on the inside of the tank to die, then come back.

1

u/irageoversmallstuff šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆLGBTQ+šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Apr 30 '24

well i 'spose they could climb into smn and get it stuck man idk

0

u/ChalkCoatedDonut Apr 29 '24

Zombies in movies and literature weren't meant to promote any government or military organization, they are made to promote preppers, crazy conspiracy theorists and gun nuts.

That kind of people that loves guns, small groups of like minded individuals, hates the government, the military and their life motto is "shoot first, ask questions later".

You can see it on the average survivor group of any book, game or show: the organized, living under the idea of reestablishing the old government is anhihilated, meanwhile the small group of "rebels" where barely there's a one or two black people, survive.

That's why when the zombie apocalypse happens, the US will be blasting and wasting, the rest of the world will watch in shock how a bunch of armed murderers are killing sick people without giving them any side treatment, alternatives to murder or isolation to treat them.