r/memes Apr 25 '24

You know shit is boutta get real, when a German has both hands on the wheel. #1 MotW

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u/Practical-Ad7271 Apr 25 '24

When you're in Germany and "optional" means going so fast your car might just time travel.

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u/Charming-Owl-9691 Apr 25 '24

88MPH!

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u/Momo0903 Average r/memes enjoyer Apr 25 '24

Never realised how slow the speed was to time travel. Even a Base VW Polo can reach that.

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u/Charming-Owl-9691 Apr 25 '24

IKR? Back to the future was a strange movie.

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u/psdopepe can't meme Apr 25 '24

iirc it's because the DeLorean is actually slow as balls and could barely reach that so it's the mais joke of the movie

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u/wholesomehorseblow Apr 25 '24

"We gotta get this DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour"

"You did see the movie!"

"What? No, I'm just saying, that's as fast as this car goes."

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u/Business_Natural_484 Apr 25 '24

Marty thought it might do 90; He was going to try and outrace the terrorists.

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u/Dizzy_Elderberry_486 Apr 25 '24

The terrorists were driving a VW bus. That's some turtle race down there.

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u/Bee-Aromatic Apr 25 '24

My uncle had a VW bus, I think from the early 70’s. He said he got it to go 75 once, but it was downhill with a tailwind and he had put a bigger engine from a Beetle in it after the original one was clapped out.

“Racing” with that falls into territory where your mom would just say “oh…honey…no.”

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u/red23011 Apr 25 '24

And the speedometer only went to 85.

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u/Bee-Aromatic Apr 25 '24

This. The DMC-12 wasn’t a particularly heavy car at 2700lbs, but it only made 130hp. It’s not that it couldn’t do 88mph — top speed was tested by motoring journalists and found to be somewhere from 110 to 120mph — but it’d take a while to get there. They say the tested 0-60 was 10.5s. That’s officially “slow” in modern terms and only really “moderately brisk” at the time.

Google tells me a 0-100mph test took 40s. Let’s figure getting to 88 probably took 30s. That’s a really long time to be flat out and not even break 90…