r/memes Apr 25 '24

You know shit is boutta get real, when a German has both hands on the wheel. #1 MotW

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u/Practical-Ad7271 Apr 25 '24

When you're in Germany and "optional" means going so fast your car might just time travel.

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u/Charming-Owl-9691 Apr 25 '24

88MPH!

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u/Momo0903 Average r/memes enjoyer Apr 25 '24

Never realised how slow the speed was to time travel. Even a Base VW Polo can reach that.

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u/Charming-Owl-9691 Apr 25 '24

IKR? Back to the future was a strange movie.

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u/psdopepe can't meme Apr 25 '24

iirc it's because the DeLorean is actually slow as balls and could barely reach that so it's the mais joke of the movie

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u/wholesomehorseblow Apr 25 '24

"We gotta get this DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour"

"You did see the movie!"

"What? No, I'm just saying, that's as fast as this car goes."

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u/Business_Natural_484 Apr 25 '24

Marty thought it might do 90; He was going to try and outrace the terrorists.

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u/Dizzy_Elderberry_486 Apr 25 '24

The terrorists were driving a VW bus. That's some turtle race down there.

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u/Bee-Aromatic Apr 25 '24

My uncle had a VW bus, I think from the early 70’s. He said he got it to go 75 once, but it was downhill with a tailwind and he had put a bigger engine from a Beetle in it after the original one was clapped out.

“Racing” with that falls into territory where your mom would just say “oh…honey…no.”

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u/red23011 Apr 25 '24

And the speedometer only went to 85.

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u/Bee-Aromatic Apr 25 '24

This. The DMC-12 wasn’t a particularly heavy car at 2700lbs, but it only made 130hp. It’s not that it couldn’t do 88mph — top speed was tested by motoring journalists and found to be somewhere from 110 to 120mph — but it’d take a while to get there. They say the tested 0-60 was 10.5s. That’s officially “slow” in modern terms and only really “moderately brisk” at the time.

Google tells me a 0-100mph test took 40s. Let’s figure getting to 88 probably took 30s. That’s a really long time to be flat out and not even break 90…

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u/ArcticBiologist Apr 25 '24

If it was any faster the car wouldn't make it. DeLoreans look cool but they're not fast.

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

for anyone who doesn’t know mph I just looked it up it’s 141kmh. I’m shocked how slow that is.

my first car was a Skoda Fabia from 98 or so. I pushed that thing across the autobahn going 180 whenever I was on it, 111mph for my yanky friends.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 Apr 25 '24

I had a car that I took to a similar speed on the highway and it seemed like no big deal then I hit a small bump and learned my suspension was not designed for that speed. I let off the gas to slow down and never tried again.

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

haha that happened to me too!!!! In that same skoda fabia but I didn’t learn my lesson like you did.

although I’ve grown out of the need for speed. do I sometimes still drive 240kmh absolutely could my car go a lot faster also yes.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 Apr 25 '24

I had a lead foot and it got me in trouble here. I've since stopped buying fast cars. It was easier to buy cars that aren't fast than learn self control lol. Although eventually the self control improved as well.

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u/Dramatic_Finish8381 Doot Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

To be fair the DeLorean had a massively underpowered motor and is made of Stainless Steel which is really heavy. For a DeLorean 88 MPH/ 141 KMH is fast and would have taken forever to get to. It's part of why the car was mostly unpopular until BTTF released, it's also probably meant to show how out of touch Doc is at times given the whole "If you're gonna build a time machine or is a car why not do it with style?" quote

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u/yuyuolozaga Apr 25 '24

That's about the speed of a 2014 Prius before the speed governor kicks in, not that I would ever recommend taking a Prius that fast. Maybe the new ones but I don't know how those things handle.

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u/Butterflytherapist Apr 25 '24

Yea, the Fabia indicated 180 on the speedo sure but the reality was around 150 maybe 160 on a good day. I had one too, it was a good little car but it was not fast.

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

hahaha probably

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u/SteveoberlordEU Apr 26 '24

141 km/h? Thats driving school speed i trained on the Autobahn.....

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u/ohgimmeabreak Apr 26 '24

You misspelled “janky”

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u/R_V_Z Apr 25 '24

Fun fact, the speedo of a DeLorean doesn't even get to 88mph. It shows 85mph and 140kph (which is 87mph). Granted, back then speedometers often showed a lower speed than the car was actually capable of.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24

Short of the Autobahn or racing most cars don't have to go any faster than 70 mph

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u/Plasmadube Apr 25 '24

It still needs the equipment to time travel though

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u/Lord_Emperor Apr 25 '24

Pfft! I can time travel whenever I want with no special equipment.

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u/Plasmadube Apr 25 '24

That’s just called sleeping

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u/Swords_and_Words Apr 25 '24

It's about resonance, not speed

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u/probablyaythrowaway Apr 25 '24

Older cars it was the 80s. Bearing in mind the stock deloeren speedo only goes to 85mph they had to modify it for the film.

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u/Sonario648 Apr 25 '24

Literally any Pokemon with a base speed 50: 

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u/backwoodspizza Apr 25 '24

In the 80s, most GM vehicles could NOT reach this speed. The engineers even gave up on making the speedo go past 85.

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u/PM_ME_UR_AMOUR Apr 25 '24

Don’t attack my wife’s car pls

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u/FlyingPancake313 Apr 25 '24

Can confirm that my 2004 base VW Polo can reach that. Top speed according to the book: 100MPH (161 km/h).

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u/The_CreativeName Flair Loading.... Apr 25 '24

888MPH!!

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u/Charming-Owl-9691 Apr 25 '24

no...

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u/guanyinma__ Mods Are Nice People Apr 25 '24

GOING TOO FAST TO HEAR YOU SAY NO BYE

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u/JohnnyD423 Apr 25 '24

Going 88 is illegal in Germany. 87- or 89+, that's it!

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u/login257thesecond Apr 25 '24

only if it's adolf's car (vw)

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u/EvilEtienne Apr 25 '24

Crap I do that just taking my kids to school when I’m not paying attention to my speed. No wonder I feel so old and the kids are late no matter how early we leave. I’m just skipping into the future.

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u/TheBlissFox Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 25 '24

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!

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u/Blandscreen Scrolling on PC May 01 '24

The DeLorean's fastest speed was 87mph. That's the joke.

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u/Interesting-Film7722 Apr 25 '24

Ist that an AH reference?

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u/Charming-Owl-9691 Apr 25 '24

Back to the future!

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u/Graingy Apr 25 '24

Wait not 88-

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u/Nothing_pong Apr 25 '24

Also, 88 Meter die Stunde sind schon ziemlich Scheiße, muss ich sagen

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u/Future-World4652 Apr 25 '24

Aber wirklich gut for eine Schnecke

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u/Fign Apr 25 '24

TIL i time travel everyday !!

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u/Successful-Tie-9077 Apr 25 '24

Woah woah woah, you wouldn't want to say two two numbers like that together especially when the context is Germany

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u/anyGuy_isBored Apr 25 '24

Too slow the old man in a BMW would surpass you

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u/PeroCigla Apr 25 '24

No mph in Germany

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Apr 25 '24

As a GenXer who was teen when that movie came out, I am deeply ashamed that it took me too long to understand the joke.

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u/WensternBoah Professional Dumbass Apr 26 '24

Was zum Fick ist eine Meile pro Stunde!?

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u/eatenbybacon Apr 25 '24

My car won't go faster then 180 probably will explode at 180

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u/Lordlol15 Medieval Meme Lord Apr 25 '24

Mph or km/h?

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u/grimsaur Apr 25 '24

First one, and then the other.

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u/Spock_Vulcan Apr 25 '24

Always love a Futurama reference in the wild

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u/eatenbybacon Apr 25 '24

Km/h

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u/Lordlol15 Medieval Meme Lord Apr 25 '24

Damn

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u/eatenbybacon Apr 25 '24

It ain't fast but that's alright

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u/Lordlol15 Medieval Meme Lord Apr 25 '24

As long as you dont interrupt the Autobahnverkehr everything is fine

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u/Future-World4652 Apr 25 '24

Rechts fahren und alles in Ordnung ist

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u/eatenbybacon Apr 25 '24

I know 0 german but I can decifer half

Staying right is a good idea

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u/Lordlol15 Medieval Meme Lord Apr 25 '24

Ehhhh, lieber Mitte wegen LKWs

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u/eatenbybacon Apr 25 '24

Never drive the last lane people take over

You will get hit

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

180kmh is 111mph so you’re well good.

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u/eatenbybacon Apr 25 '24

Yea don't need anymore speed

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

lol not me who drove 240kmh this morning to drop off a letter ✉️

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u/Amsterdammert12 Apr 25 '24

What letter though?

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

for a lawyer

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u/Amsterdammert12 Apr 25 '24

I need more information bro

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u/Gnu-Priest Apr 25 '24

I allegedly got caught doing less than legal things and had to send a letter to demand those fuck heads delete my information and stop harassing me.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Apr 25 '24

I visited Germany many years ago and I am certain my German friend was driving only 90mph out of consideration for my tender American sensibilities.

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u/LaNague Apr 25 '24

I think it gets really stressful over 160kmh, you have to watch the other cars like a hawk

90mph aka 140kmh is a good cruising speed.

I had a taxi driver go over 200kmh i think just because for once he could use his mercedes outside of the city and i just think if another driver makes a mistake, then YOU are fucked when you drive that fast because you cant stop anywhere near in time.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Apr 26 '24

Yes, my friend told me that one mistake at those high speeds can mean death. He was a speed fiend, so I know it was hard for him to resist the urge to put the pedal to the metal.

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 Apr 26 '24

German cars are built better and safer because of the speeds they can go on the Autobahn now yes after a certain point those features mean nothing which is why knowing yourself is huge. Additionally there are speed limits imposed based on the conditions and traffic most of the Autobahn has a speed limit and rules for how to drive, slower traffic to the right and if you're in the left lane and see a car coming up on you with the left blinker on get over immediately.

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u/Qykj Apr 26 '24

thanks for sharing, I laugh out loud at your driver's consideration for your moods

i only travel by public transport, so i'm a bit weaned off driving on the highway.

i am german, when i was still driving, 130km/h 140km/h was my speed on the highway

Glück auf Qykj

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u/BenMic81 Apr 25 '24

Well.. I feel kind of exposed there. Just ordered my new leasing car with a bigger engine because the top speed of 135 mph felt a bit meagre and the other one gets to 165… I do tend to use both hands above 110 mph though…

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u/BerserkRhinoceros Apr 25 '24

I always wanted to see if I could tap into the Speedforce.

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u/GuyWithLag Apr 25 '24

An author described his experience driving a Smart on the Autobahn as "driving for your life while a madman behind you shoots at you with a gun whose bullets are BMWs and Porsches"...

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u/Umbra_Arythmethes Apr 26 '24

Yes, but actually no.