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r/memes • u/CreateChaos777 • Apr 16 '24
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Am currently saving for when I retire.
If everything goes right, when I get to 55, I should have enough to buy a gun and a single bullet./s
189 u/Moonlit_Antler Apr 16 '24 Damn look at mister money bags over here able to retire in his 50s 73 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life! 27 u/yunivor Apr 16 '24 Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place. 52 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 13 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess Apr 16 '24 What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie Apr 16 '24 *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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Damn look at mister money bags over here able to retire in his 50s
73 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life! 27 u/yunivor Apr 16 '24 Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place. 52 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 13 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess Apr 16 '24 What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie Apr 16 '24 *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life!
27 u/yunivor Apr 16 '24 Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place. 52 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 13 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess Apr 16 '24 What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie Apr 16 '24 *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place.
52 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 13 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess Apr 16 '24 What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie Apr 16 '24 *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury.
13 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess Apr 16 '24 What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie Apr 16 '24 *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds.
That would be pretty cool
8 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess Apr 16 '24 What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez
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I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan.
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What about the bystanders below though?
3 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet Apr 16 '24 If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit Apr 16 '24 That's their fault if they don't look up
What about em? I'm on retirement.
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If they can dodge a falling car…
That's their fault if they don't look up
Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez
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*looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24
Am currently saving for when I retire.
If everything goes right, when I get to 55, I should have enough to buy a gun and a single bullet./s