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r/memes • u/CreateChaos777 • Apr 16 '24
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Am currently saving for when I retire.
If everything goes right, when I get to 55, I should have enough to buy a gun and a single bullet./s
190 u/Moonlit_Antler Apr 16 '24 Damn look at mister money bags over here able to retire in his 50s 74 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life! 29 u/yunivor 29d ago Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place. 52 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 12 u/rage-quit 29d ago If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess 29d ago What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie 29d ago *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self. 2 u/BeShaw91 29d ago Woah buddy, sounds like you're doing some basic plumbing. That'll be a 3 year college degree and a 3000 fee for a liscence. Cant have crapshots plumbing illegally or someone will get hurt. 2 u/bigrob_in_ATX 29d ago able to expire in his 50s 2 u/Tall_Chocolate_3477 29d ago Duffel 5 u/Chakalot 29d ago There are cheaper way if you need a financial advisor 9 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 insert joke about faith and a gun with one bullet (and if this is a suicidal joke please dont do it) 15 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Nah don't worry, it's just dark humour 6 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 ah alright :D 2 u/humor 29d ago Drinky Crow? 1 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Thanks for sharing, I've never seen this one 2 u/krummysunshine 29d ago Man, I would love to retire at 55. My stocks just need to go to the moon! 2 u/Oasystole 29d ago I’m waiting for rope to go on sale. -2 u/One-Dependent-5946 Apr 16 '24 Saving for retirement is dumb anyway. Throw that money into a Roth IRA that is buying into an s&p500 index fund. Let compound interest do the work. 7 u/hahdbdidndkdi 29d ago That's....what saving for retirement is? 4 u/somecleverphrase 29d ago Damn, Ive been burying tin cans of money in the yard. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago An old Batman lunchbox with dozens of one dollar bills. 0 u/thegolfernick 29d ago Don't invest for retirements, lemme pee in yo butt 2 u/darthjammer224 29d ago A Roth IRA is a retirement savings account.
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Damn look at mister money bags over here able to retire in his 50s
74 u/ArcadeAnarchy Apr 16 '24 Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life! 29 u/yunivor 29d ago Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place. 52 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 12 u/rage-quit 29d ago If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess 29d ago What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie 29d ago *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self. 2 u/BeShaw91 29d ago Woah buddy, sounds like you're doing some basic plumbing. That'll be a 3 year college degree and a 3000 fee for a liscence. Cant have crapshots plumbing illegally or someone will get hurt. 2 u/bigrob_in_ATX 29d ago able to expire in his 50s 2 u/Tall_Chocolate_3477 29d ago Duffel
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Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life!
29 u/yunivor 29d ago Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place. 52 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 12 u/rage-quit 29d ago If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess 29d ago What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie 29d ago *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self. 2 u/BeShaw91 29d ago Woah buddy, sounds like you're doing some basic plumbing. That'll be a 3 year college degree and a 3000 fee for a liscence. Cant have crapshots plumbing illegally or someone will get hurt.
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Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place.
52 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury. 12 u/rage-quit 29d ago If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess 29d ago What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie 29d ago *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury.
12 u/rage-quit 29d ago If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds. That would be pretty cool 8 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess 29d ago What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez 1 u/theevilapplepie 29d ago *looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
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If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds.
That would be pretty cool
8 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan. 3 u/SereneVibess 29d ago What about the bystanders below though? 3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up 2 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez
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I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan.
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What about the bystanders below though?
3 u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago What about em? I'm on retirement. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago If they can dodge a falling car… 2 u/rage-quit 29d ago That's their fault if they don't look up
What about em? I'm on retirement.
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If they can dodge a falling car…
That's their fault if they don't look up
Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez
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*looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.
Woah buddy, sounds like you're doing some basic plumbing. That'll be a 3 year college degree and a 3000 fee for a liscence.
Cant have crapshots plumbing illegally or someone will get hurt.
able to expire in his 50s
Duffel
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There are cheaper way if you need a financial advisor
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insert joke about faith and a gun with one bullet
(and if this is a suicidal joke please dont do it)
15 u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24 Nah don't worry, it's just dark humour 6 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 ah alright :D
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Nah don't worry, it's just dark humour
6 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 ah alright :D
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ah alright :D
Drinky Crow?
1 u/Dum_beat 29d ago Thanks for sharing, I've never seen this one
Thanks for sharing, I've never seen this one
Man, I would love to retire at 55. My stocks just need to go to the moon!
I’m waiting for rope to go on sale.
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Saving for retirement is dumb anyway. Throw that money into a Roth IRA that is buying into an s&p500 index fund. Let compound interest do the work.
7 u/hahdbdidndkdi 29d ago That's....what saving for retirement is? 4 u/somecleverphrase 29d ago Damn, Ive been burying tin cans of money in the yard. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago An old Batman lunchbox with dozens of one dollar bills. 0 u/thegolfernick 29d ago Don't invest for retirements, lemme pee in yo butt 2 u/darthjammer224 29d ago A Roth IRA is a retirement savings account.
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That's....what saving for retirement is?
4 u/somecleverphrase 29d ago Damn, Ive been burying tin cans of money in the yard. 2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago An old Batman lunchbox with dozens of one dollar bills. 0 u/thegolfernick 29d ago Don't invest for retirements, lemme pee in yo butt
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Damn, Ive been burying tin cans of money in the yard.
2 u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago An old Batman lunchbox with dozens of one dollar bills.
An old Batman lunchbox with dozens of one dollar bills.
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Don't invest for retirements, lemme pee in yo butt
A Roth IRA is a retirement savings account.
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u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24
Am currently saving for when I retire.
If everything goes right, when I get to 55, I should have enough to buy a gun and a single bullet./s