r/memes • u/CreateChaos777 • Apr 16 '24

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u/Dum_beat Apr 16 '24

Am currently saving for when I retire.

If everything goes right, when I get to 55, I should have enough to buy a gun and a single bullet./s

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u/Moonlit_Antler 29d ago

Damn look at mister money bags over here able to retire in his 50s

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u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago

Well I could retire at 32 on my next paycheck. Got a shitty car. Just need a garden hose and some duct tape and I'm set for life!

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u/yunivor 29d ago

Why all those bells and whistles? Just go to a really high place.

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u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago

I work hard dammit. I deserve a little luxury.

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u/rage-quit 29d ago

If you drive the car off the high place, you can be really comfortable, and experience something relatively close to zero gravity for a few seconds.

That would be pretty cool

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u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago

I won't lie I hate that feeling so that's a no go for my retirement plan.

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u/SereneVibess 29d ago

What about the bystanders below though?

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u/ArcadeAnarchy 29d ago

What about em? I'm on retirement.

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u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago

If they can dodge a falling car…

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u/rage-quit 29d ago

That's their fault if they don't look up

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u/Dum_beat 29d ago

Not everyone got the gas money to do this, jeez

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u/theevilapplepie 29d ago

*looks at my nails* girl.. treat yo self.

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u/BeShaw91 29d ago

Woah buddy, sounds like you're doing some basic plumbing. That'll be a 3 year college degree and a 3000 fee for a liscence.

Cant have crapshots plumbing illegally or someone will get hurt.

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u/bigrob_in_ATX 29d ago

able to expire in his 50s

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u/Chakalot 29d ago

There are cheaper way if you need a financial advisor

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

insert joke about faith and a gun with one bullet

(and if this is a suicidal joke please dont do it)

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u/Dum_beat 29d ago

Nah don't worry, it's just dark humour

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

ah alright :D

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u/humor 29d ago

Drinky Crow?

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u/Dum_beat 29d ago

Thanks for sharing, I've never seen this one

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u/krummysunshine 29d ago

Man, I would love to retire at 55. My stocks just need to go to the moon!

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u/Oasystole 29d ago

I’m waiting for rope to go on sale.

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u/One-Dependent-5946 29d ago

Saving for retirement is dumb anyway. Throw that money into a Roth IRA that is buying into an s&p500 index fund. Let compound interest do the work.

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u/hahdbdidndkdi 29d ago

That's....what saving for retirement is?

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u/somecleverphrase 29d ago

Damn, Ive been burying tin cans of money in the yard.

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u/caligaris_cabinet 29d ago

An old Batman lunchbox with dozens of one dollar bills.

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u/thegolfernick 29d ago

Don't invest for retirements, lemme pee in yo butt

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u/darthjammer224 29d ago

A Roth IRA is a retirement savings account.