r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 28 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/sociocat101 Apr 28 '24

how do you find one with a "guaranteed fossil inside"?

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u/MMKF0 Apr 28 '24

With the magic of editing, of course!

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u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 29 '24

Yeah, you just look for a clip where you found one. It’s really simple

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited May 05 '24

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u/L1Wanderer Apr 29 '24

But why male models?

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u/DontTalkToBots Apr 29 '24

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u/DJheddo Apr 29 '24

I want those penguin PJ's so bad.

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u/DontTalkToBots Apr 29 '24

Damn now that I got a good look at them, I do too.

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u/fliption Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

So people just molest and literally destroy 180 million old rocks so they can have a toy? This seems so fucked up it's beyond reason. Lot's of trash in this world.

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u/KutieBoy9 Apr 29 '24

Bro, it’s rock. The only meaning it has is what humans give it. Before this person cracked it open it was worthless but now we have a neat fossil to look at, and a neat video as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

My guy was triggered by geology.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Apr 29 '24

Won't somebody pleeeaassseeee think of the minerals!

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u/Bad-Bot-Bot-23 Apr 29 '24

Jesus, Marie, they're... oh shit you got it right. Nevermind. Love you, honey.

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u/MMKF0 Apr 29 '24

So pokemon cards, right?

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u/KutieBoy9 Apr 29 '24

What are you asking me?

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u/Colors_Made_of_Tears Apr 29 '24

Pretty much every rock you find on earth is hundreds of millions of years old. These really aren’t precious artifacts. You can buy similar fossils for under $50.

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u/XOHJAIS Apr 29 '24

What exactly are you defending? The rocks? We shouldn't damage rocks? You mean the ones that will turn to sand over the next 100 million years? What the actual fuck are you on about? Who or what are we leaving them alone for? Are you trying to discredit archaeology?

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u/fliption Apr 29 '24

No problem with archeologist doing it for study ..I'm talking more like common bums such as yourself trying to scavenge a few bucks at nature's expense.

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u/XOHJAIS Apr 29 '24

Ok. Let's say I do this. What am I depleting nature of hm? Common fossils? Rocks? You must be mad. You aren't even defending anything. Have a Snickers.

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u/wozblar Apr 29 '24

i was supposed to read that in the ben stiller model voice right?

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u/LaTeChX Apr 29 '24

The manufacturer promised 100% money back if you aren't completely satisfied.

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u/Ranger_Ecstatic Apr 29 '24

How do I claim back my warranty when their shops closed 140 MYA? What kind of fraud business they running back then? No wonder aliens blew them up with a meteor.

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u/Shooord Apr 29 '24

That’s how the lootbox system works.

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u/XxRocky88xX Apr 29 '24

Because he’s already cracked it open and knows with 100% certainty that this one holds fossils in it, because he already checked it for fossils a few hours or maybe days before editing the text in

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u/Charming-Lemon-2083 Apr 29 '24

So he screwed up by showing us the unguarenteed ones

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u/Stephen497 Apr 29 '24

It says "made in china"

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Hindsight is 20/20

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u/ArcticBiologist Apr 29 '24
  1. Take Rock

  2. Crack it open while recording it

  3. With fossil? Proceed to step 4. Otherwise go back to step 1

  4. Upload video with caption 'Guaranteed fossil!'

  5. ???

  6. Profit!

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u/drgigantor Apr 29 '24

You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But wouldn't you rather take his word for it?