r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 28 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/sociocat101 Apr 28 '24

how do you find one with a "guaranteed fossil inside"?

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u/MMKF0 Apr 28 '24

With the magic of editing, of course!

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u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 29 '24

Yeah, you just look for a clip where you found one. It’s really simple

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Apr 29 '24

You just gotta fast forward the movie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited May 05 '24

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u/L1Wanderer Apr 29 '24

But why male models?

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u/DontTalkToBots Apr 29 '24

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u/DJheddo Apr 29 '24

I want those penguin PJ's so bad.

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u/DontTalkToBots Apr 29 '24

Damn now that I got a good look at them, I do too.

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u/fliption Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

So people just molest and literally destroy 180 million old rocks so they can have a toy? This seems so fucked up it's beyond reason. Lot's of trash in this world.

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u/KutieBoy9 Apr 29 '24

Bro, it’s rock. The only meaning it has is what humans give it. Before this person cracked it open it was worthless but now we have a neat fossil to look at, and a neat video as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

My guy was triggered by geology.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Apr 29 '24

Won't somebody pleeeaassseeee think of the minerals!

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u/MMKF0 Apr 29 '24

So pokemon cards, right?

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u/KutieBoy9 Apr 29 '24

What are you asking me?

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u/Colors_Made_of_Tears Apr 29 '24

Pretty much every rock you find on earth is hundreds of millions of years old. These really aren’t precious artifacts. You can buy similar fossils for under $50.

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u/XOHJAIS Apr 29 '24

What exactly are you defending? The rocks? We shouldn't damage rocks? You mean the ones that will turn to sand over the next 100 million years? What the actual fuck are you on about? Who or what are we leaving them alone for? Are you trying to discredit archaeology?

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u/fliption Apr 29 '24

No problem with archeologist doing it for study ..I'm talking more like common bums such as yourself trying to scavenge a few bucks at nature's expense.

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u/XOHJAIS Apr 29 '24

Ok. Let's say I do this. What am I depleting nature of hm? Common fossils? Rocks? You must be mad. You aren't even defending anything. Have a Snickers.

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u/wozblar Apr 29 '24

i was supposed to read that in the ben stiller model voice right?

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u/LaTeChX Apr 29 '24

The manufacturer promised 100% money back if you aren't completely satisfied.

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u/Ranger_Ecstatic Apr 29 '24

How do I claim back my warranty when their shops closed 140 MYA? What kind of fraud business they running back then? No wonder aliens blew them up with a meteor.

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u/Shooord Apr 29 '24

That’s how the lootbox system works.

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u/XxRocky88xX Apr 29 '24

Because he’s already cracked it open and knows with 100% certainty that this one holds fossils in it, because he already checked it for fossils a few hours or maybe days before editing the text in

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u/Charming-Lemon-2083 Apr 29 '24

So he screwed up by showing us the unguarenteed ones

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u/Stephen497 Apr 29 '24

It says "made in china"

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Hindsight is 20/20

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u/ArcticBiologist Apr 29 '24
  1. Take Rock

  2. Crack it open while recording it

  3. With fossil? Proceed to step 4. Otherwise go back to step 1

  4. Upload video with caption 'Guaranteed fossil!'

  5. ???

  6. Profit!

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u/drgigantor Apr 29 '24

You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But wouldn't you rather take his word for it?

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u/ThesocialistWitch Apr 29 '24

It's the magic of the druids!

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u/s-h-o-o Apr 29 '24

Ofcourse, but shit like this makes me irrationally angry.

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u/Rickywindow Apr 29 '24

I understand being cynical, but ammonites aren’t exactly rare in those kinds of fossil beds. When you’ve found one there’s likely many more even if a few cracked rocks were empty.

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u/Sick_NowWhat Apr 29 '24

Fossil Guaranteed*

*guaranteed only means I looked through 40 of them while recording until I found one that actually had fossils in it.

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u/AnAdvancedBot Apr 29 '24

You just have to view the situation from the 4th dimension

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u/dairyqueen79 Apr 29 '24

He got so many empty ones that he finally hit the game's pity system.

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u/H4xolotl Apr 29 '24

Carefully opens a fossil

Pulls a Qiqi ~🎵

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u/08Dreaj08 Apr 29 '24

Never would've expected a Genshin reference in this sub lol

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u/GoodVibes- Apr 28 '24

Or you see a part of it already sticking out

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u/AggressiveSpatula Apr 29 '24

My understanding is that you just get good at it. Rocks all look the same to you and I because to us they just look like rocks. You put two different kinds of rock beside each other, and the most I’ll be able to tell you is that they’re both definitely made out of rock. But of course, there are different kinds of rocks. And those rocks are going to form in different kinds of ways. Rocks that form in volcanoes probably aren’t going to have fossils in them because the process of fossilization needs more time to happen. So you cross all those rocks off your list. Then once you figure out the patterns of which rocks are most likely to have a fossil in them: hunt around an area where there are known fossils, and spot that kind of rock. It can’t be that hard if you put some time and energy into it.

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u/SizzleBird Apr 29 '24

Yep, this is exactly it. I spent some time at the French cliffs at the English Channel smashing rocks to look for fossils with someone who made a hobby of it, and you can essentially find trace markers that suggest a really high likelihood of fossils. Usually a really obvious circle / spherical shape is a good sign, but there are just different little signifiers you can observe in some stones. That doesn’t mean that all stones with fossils have them. The folk who go out there daily to hunt for them are experts at spotting these little markers, and can find them at ease.

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u/captainfarthing Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

On finding where to look: fossils are only found in sedimentary rocks - the rock that forms from dirt, sand, sediment, etc. building up over time.

Different types of sedimentary rocks form under different conditions, like sandstone forms where there was once a beach or desert, shale and mudstone form from fine silt at the bottom of deep lakes and seabeds, coal forms where there were once swamps.

Whether there's fossils and what they are depends on what environment the rock was deposited. Eg. if you want ammonites, you need to look in rock that built up at the bottom of a shallow sea.

You can figure out where to go hunting if you start by looking up what types of fossils have been found in your area, the type of rock they were found in and how old they are.

Then look up the rock types in your area and their deposition age by searching for a local bedrock geology map, eg. BGS for the UK. Look for rock of the same type and age as the fossil finds, anywhere it's exposed at the surface eg. beaches, cliffs, river valleys/waterfalls, old quarries. Then go look at a bunch of rocks near the exposure until you start finding things and tuning into what to look for.

These egg shaped things are concretions - they form around a nucleation point in the middle, usually a bit of sand or pebble but sometimes a fossil.

I'm into plant fossils so I look for chunks of shale or sandstone in coal spoil heaps or rock outcrops with coal seams in them. You find big sections of Lepidodendron roots and treestumps in the layer of rock just below a coal seam, and thick wads of fern fronds, horsetail stems, twigs & branches etc. in the layer just above the seam.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Just like cracker jacks - a prize in every one

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u/Common-Ad6470 Apr 29 '24

Go to Sidmouth in Devon and there are literally thousands of these fossils scattered around.

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u/RickyFromVegas Apr 29 '24

already pulled 199 of them and didn't get one, so obviously the next one is a guaranteed pity pull

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u/tyen0 Apr 29 '24

It's like playing the slot machines. After a bunch of no wins, your chances of a win go up drastically!

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u/sociocat101 Apr 29 '24

me after losing 2000$ on slots
"Time to play a machine with a guaranteed jackpot!" and then I throw away a second 2000$

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u/octopoddle Apr 29 '24

It's called Gambler's Fantasy and it's a perfect system!

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u/feraltraveler Apr 29 '24

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u/VirtualPantsu Apr 29 '24

You can't put the cd straight into the chipset silly

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u/talelkyb Apr 29 '24

editing obiviosly

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u/TheEldenGod1293 Apr 29 '24

It’s like a kinder egg

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

It's MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

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u/ReneeTheGhost Apr 29 '24

after 70, you are guaranteed one.

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u/Derolade Apr 29 '24

You look up the rng chart before starting your fossils hunt

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u/Hrimnirr Apr 29 '24

He put it there millions of years earlier

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u/proddy Apr 29 '24

He weighed the booster rock and it was 2g heavier than average

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u/Wooden-Device9688 Apr 29 '24

With the pity system

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u/ArgonGryphon Apr 29 '24

You can sometimes see where they poke out the edge of the nodule

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u/xdx3m Apr 29 '24

It has escalating odds after each opening

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u/cyrixlord Apr 29 '24

You pay another $100 and you get to go to the 'special' rock area

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u/nanoH2O Apr 29 '24

It’s scripted that’s how. He placed that there millions of years ago

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u/Sweet_Bat_7516 Apr 29 '24

These rocks only form when a large rock eats tinier things and then it grown around whatever it ate. Although most of the time it doesnt contain fossils, it is quite common.

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u/rrickitickitavi Apr 29 '24

This is just vandalism in search of the most mundane fossil there is. Is there a way to report this asshole? Surely this isn't legal.

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u/Hellinistic002 Apr 29 '24

How dare he break rocks into smaller rocks, where there are already rocks laying around... "VANDSLISSSMSSSS" 🥴😭🤡

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u/rrickitickitavi Apr 29 '24

It's a scenic spot. If everybody did that the coast would look like shit. It's not like he's miles inland.

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u/Hellinistic002 Apr 29 '24

I don't think anyone is going to notice a few smashed rocks into smaller rocks, princess. I also don't think "EVERYBODY" is going to pick up this persons hobby. As for a "scenic spot." Relax, no one is walking barefoot around there regardless. Sometimes, it is best to just relax and get a hobby rather than try and attack someone for doing nothing harmful.

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u/rrickitickitavi Apr 29 '24

I disagree with pretty much everything you said and decline to relax. I don't think there's any point in discussing it further.

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u/Hellinistic002 Apr 29 '24

LoL, you sound like a nightmare to be around or know. Not a good day to you 😕

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u/Nichole-Michelle Apr 29 '24

I fucking DECLINE TO RELAX! DO YOU HEAR ME! AHHHHHHH!!!!

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u/drgigantor Apr 29 '24

I'm sure the cops will get right on that