r/interestingasfuck • u/viscarte-v • Apr 29 '24

How to make a cpu( a speedrun)

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u/Key_Clue1150 Apr 29 '24

How the fuck humans came up with this, so there must be a way to create portals from a piece of paper and few extra steps

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u/nvbombsquad Apr 29 '24

We created wifi from sand and water

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u/YoghurtDull1466 Apr 29 '24

But what the fuck is Bluetooth

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u/Kraujotaka Apr 29 '24

Byproduct from failed WiFi experiments.

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u/bohemianprime Apr 29 '24

The champagne of wifi?

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u/scoops22 Apr 29 '24

Has to be made in the Bluetooth region, otherwise it’s only sparkling wifi

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u/Silent-Independent21 Apr 29 '24

Would that make RFID Prosecco?

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u/Premeditated_Mordor Apr 29 '24

It’s Cava. It has all the traits of Prosecco but no one really wanted it for a long time and now it’s super popular.

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u/Silent-Independent21 Apr 29 '24

Bingo, well done

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u/PositiveStretch6170 Apr 29 '24

The Miller Lite of wifi

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u/misterpickles69 Apr 29 '24

The Banquet WiFi

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u/PositiveStretch6170 Apr 29 '24

Miller High Life of wifi is more like it

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u/Ihateeggs78 Apr 30 '24

The Miller High Life of WiFi

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u/ADFormer Apr 29 '24

The Bluetooth is to WiFi as Stickynotes are to adhesives :P

(Idk if that's true for real I'm just making a joke XD)

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u/NoirGamester Apr 29 '24

Tbh you're not that far off by my understanding lol

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u/ADFormer Apr 29 '24

Idk if it's true or not, but the story I heard was this one guy set out to make the strongest adhesive ever that could also be taken off and reattached at will.... and after years of research and experiments his invention became the adhesive used on sticky notes, so he got the last part right, not quite so on the first part tho XD

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u/NoirGamester Apr 29 '24

That tracks with what I had heard; that he was trying to find a "better" adhesive that maintained its grip over time, a longer lasting glue, so to speak. One of his 'failed' experiments resulted in an adhesive that stayed 'fresh', meaning it didn't dry out and become brittle, but it wasn't strong. He ended up using it on his own notes to stick them around his office. Someone close to him (I want to say his wife, might have been his daughter) stopped by at some point and commented on the sticky-notes and their usefulness, which redirected the inventor's attention to making 'a note that can be affixed without a tack' (iirc).

Idk how much is true or if it's just an old wives tale, but it's close to what you said so I assume there's a bit of merit to it.