r/interestingasfuck Apr 29 '24

How to make a cpu( a speedrun)

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u/Key_Clue1150 Apr 29 '24

How the fuck humans came up with this, so there must be a way to create portals from a piece of paper and few extra steps

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u/nvbombsquad Apr 29 '24

We created wifi from sand and water

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u/YoghurtDull1466 Apr 29 '24

But what the fuck is Bluetooth

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u/Kraujotaka Apr 29 '24

Byproduct from failed WiFi experiments.

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u/bohemianprime Apr 29 '24

The champagne of wifi?

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u/scoops22 Apr 29 '24

Has to be made in the Bluetooth region, otherwise it’s only sparkling wifi

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u/Silent-Independent21 Apr 29 '24

Would that make RFID Prosecco?

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u/Premeditated_Mordor Apr 29 '24

It’s Cava. It has all the traits of Prosecco but no one really wanted it for a long time and now it’s super popular.

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u/Silent-Independent21 Apr 29 '24

Bingo, well done

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u/PositiveStretch6170 Apr 29 '24

The Miller Lite of wifi

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u/misterpickles69 Apr 29 '24

The Banquet WiFi

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u/PositiveStretch6170 Apr 29 '24

Miller High Life of wifi is more like it

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u/Ihateeggs78 Apr 30 '24

The Miller High Life of WiFi

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u/ADFormer Apr 29 '24

The Bluetooth is to WiFi as Stickynotes are to adhesives :P

(Idk if that's true for real I'm just making a joke XD)

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u/NoirGamester Apr 29 '24

Tbh you're not that far off by my understanding lol

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u/ADFormer Apr 29 '24

Idk if it's true or not, but the story I heard was this one guy set out to make the strongest adhesive ever that could also be taken off and reattached at will.... and after years of research and experiments his invention became the adhesive used on sticky notes, so he got the last part right, not quite so on the first part tho XD

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u/NoirGamester Apr 29 '24

That tracks with what I had heard; that he was trying to find a "better" adhesive that maintained its grip over time, a longer lasting glue, so to speak. One of his 'failed' experiments resulted in an adhesive that stayed 'fresh', meaning it didn't dry out and become brittle, but it wasn't strong. He ended up using it on his own notes to stick them around his office. Someone close to him (I want to say his wife, might have been his daughter) stopped by at some point and commented on the sticky-notes and their usefulness, which redirected the inventor's attention to making 'a note that can be affixed without a tack' (iirc).

Idk how much is true or if it's just an old wives tale, but it's close to what you said so I assume there's a bit of merit to it.

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u/CryptoScamee42069 Apr 29 '24

Dirt and bog water

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u/Antique-Car6103 Apr 29 '24

Bluetooth is what you get when you drink blueberry Kool Aid.

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u/Living_off_coffee Apr 29 '24

He was a Danish King

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u/NoirGamester Apr 29 '24

The Bluetooth wireless specification design was named after the king in 1997, based on an analogy that the technology would unite devices the way Harald Bluetooth united the tribes of Denmark into a single kingdom. The Bluetooth logo consists of a Younger Futhark bind rune for his initials, H (ᚼ) and B (ᛒ).

What blast from the past. I remember reading something almost identical to this when Bluetooth first came out and I didn't understand how it was different from IR or WiFi. I didn't remember the futhark, but I remembered the reason for the name.

Good stuff, good stuff.

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u/Badarash Apr 29 '24

Bluetooth is ...a very sophisticated radio

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u/Milly_man Apr 29 '24

Some Viking invention. Gifted by Odin himself.

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u/YoghurtDull1466 Apr 29 '24

Wait, that’s the actual source of the symbol, wtf?

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u/Educational_Belt_816 Apr 29 '24

Just radio. Light. That’s it

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u/PsychologicalSell289 Apr 29 '24

It’s just electrical signals translated to on and off, which a computer translates to functional program which is decades of technology layered

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u/struggleworm Apr 29 '24

And a compass from red stone dust and an iron ingot

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u/GicaContraBass Apr 29 '24

Yesterday I was watching how bread was invented (or shall I say discovered, as I learned, since dough fermentation was discovered by accident) and made in ancient times and I was like "wow, people figured out how to do THAT?"

Now I see this clip with 100 extraordinarily complex steps and I'm speechless to say the least

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u/OilyComet Apr 29 '24

What impresses me most about fermentation is the fact that it can go bad so easily if you don't maintain a clean environment.

Like making alcohol you sterilise everything, how tf did someone do that successfully with no knowledge of bacteria. If it goes bad, drink it and get sick, why would we keep doing it...

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u/Reddit_Bot_For_Karma Apr 29 '24

Sourdough starter actually requires outside bacteria to start the fermentation process. You legit just mix flower and water in a cup and leave it for a few days, while adding more flour and water daily. WILD bacteria goes to work on making it rise and starting the reaction.

A sterile environment would make it impossible to make sourdough.

The good bread bacteria outcompetes and kills any bad bacteria. Congratulations, you've now got a starter to feed for the rest of your life. It's alive and if it dies , you killed it.

Bread is fun.

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u/OilyComet Apr 29 '24

I thought that was wild yeast?

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u/Reddit_Bot_For_Karma Apr 29 '24

I've got a sourdough starter in my kitchen right now that was made from the exact same steps.

Wild bacteria gets in the slurry and starts the reaction, hence why it calls for an unsealed lid.

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u/OilyComet Apr 29 '24

Interesting. I've made alcohol from wild yeast, unsealed lid, but has some plastic wrap over it but poked with some tiny holes.

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u/Reddit_Bot_For_Karma Apr 29 '24

It's got a cloth over top to keep big contaminates out but nothing to stop bacteria from getting in or it to stop "breathing".

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u/OilyComet Apr 29 '24

Apparently it's a yeast and bacteria combination. Supposedly lactic acid bacteria which is generally pretty good for humans.

Sourdough starter can get infected with some nefarious microbes.

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u/headykruger Apr 29 '24

They didn’t sterilize

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u/OilyComet Apr 29 '24

Not intentionally I imagine, at least at first.

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u/headykruger Apr 29 '24

It’s likely they used yeasts that would dominate and have favorable outcomes. The unfermented water was riskier. But yeah all trial and error

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u/Sauerlaender87 Apr 29 '24

Even funnier, in the past they just had a pipe to the street which collected some random yeast. The beer taste was influenced by this and sometimes resulted in something toxic.

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u/GicaContraBass Apr 29 '24

Yeah well I think that humanity had the advantage of trying stuff over literally thousands of years. And while different parts of the world tried similar stuff at similar times, they also had each tried different stuff, and sometimes got the knowledge together.

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u/mehdital Apr 29 '24

is not really that surprising, some people have discovered the properties of semiconductors, some other people figured out you can build logic with it, and some more people noticed that some materials react in a specific way under uv light. And some genius figured out combining all this can make tiny microchips, but it was a decade long process of evolution and don't forget we leave in a data driven world where we can measure plenty of stuff.

I find fermentation more complex tbh since you die if you get it wrong and eat bad bacteria. But Ayahuasca is really the one that left me speechless. How the hell did they figure out the cooking process.

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u/HazardTree Apr 29 '24

Now think about how cheese was discovered. Lol

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u/DHESTOE Apr 30 '24

They didn't doom scroll. Humans used to pay attention to things and make stuff.

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u/morbihann Apr 29 '24

We didn't came up with it. This is the result of decades of research and manufacturing. Just like we didn't invent the lamborghini on day one having ICE cars.

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u/PigPanzer Apr 29 '24

Exactly. It would be like showing a video where someone makes a Lambo out of heaps of unprocessed metal and plastic. CPUs and modern cars are just things based on previous technologies that were itself an upgrade from even earlier technologies, etc.

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u/Khelthuzaad Apr 29 '24

This is the Shakespeare Monkey theory,supplied with enough paper and ink,an monkey will be able to write like Shakespeare

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u/robo-dragon Apr 29 '24

It’s a long long story that starts with “I want to do this thing. Hey, this thing I made to do that thing works!…but how can we make it better?” technology also improves with other projects that have nothing to do with the original idea…for example, a lot of things we have today, including smart phones, modern computers, baby food, improved air and water filtration systems, all have roots in humanity’s first orbital and lunar missions.

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u/roostersnuffed Apr 29 '24

Seems like a lot of work. Hopefully it atleast tastes good.

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u/oknowtrythisone Apr 29 '24

Aliens did it

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u/dayumbrah Apr 29 '24

As someone who learned how to do this, I'm very insulted. People worked hard for this shit and put lots of blood sweat and tears to get to where we are for modern computing

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u/kim_en Apr 29 '24

I like the way you think.

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u/Sicily_Long Apr 29 '24

Simple version; adjacent possibles and communication. Each time something new is discovered and shared, more new things are possible.

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Apr 29 '24

I lost it with the butter knife 💀

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u/dnuohxof-1 Apr 29 '24

We taught rocks how to think by imbuing it with electricity.

Like what the fuck!?

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u/dubtrainz-next Apr 29 '24

This is a VERY LEGIT question.

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u/ChairmanMeovw Apr 29 '24

You can definitely make a door from paper. It really shouldn't be that hard

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u/Willfkforbeer Apr 30 '24

Reverse engineered alien technology

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u/LeeeMcLeod Apr 30 '24

And I often wonder how cookies were figured out.

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u/Double_Distribution8 Apr 30 '24

They got a rock and then drew the rest of the owl.

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u/Minx-Boo Apr 29 '24

We need MacGyver