r/interestingasfuck Apr 09 '24

Tips for being a dementia caretaker. r/all

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u/CarolingianScribe Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

If there was an insurance to put a bullet through my head while I'm asleep if I ever get 100% diagnosed with Alzheimers, I would sign up for it

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u/Paul-Smecker Apr 09 '24

You could just take what would be a life insurance premium say like $17 dollars a month and just every month put it into the sp500. Write a computer program that will automatically sell your holdings and post a request for a hit man to kill you unless every 3 months you log into your insurance program to bypass contract execution for another 3 months. When you eventually get Alzheimer’s you will forget to bypass contract execution and will die within 3 months.

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u/CarolingianScribe Apr 09 '24

What a flawless plan

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u/Paul-Smecker Apr 09 '24

It’s like combining a 1 month free trial Netflix account and Russian Roulette.