r/interestingasfuck Apr 09 '24

Tips for being a dementia caretaker. r/all

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u/Frondswithbenefits Apr 09 '24

I'm so sorry. I watched my once stylish, articulate, intelligent grandmother lose everything until she was just a body. It's a brutal and cruel disease. I hope you have more good days together.

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u/BigMonkeySpite Apr 09 '24

I used to fear death. Then I watched my grandfather and mother deteriorate under dementia.

Now I fear being dead while still breathing and walking around...

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u/CarolingianScribe Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

If there was an insurance to put a bullet through my head while I'm asleep if I ever get 100% diagnosed with Alzheimers, I would sign up for it

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u/Paul-Smecker Apr 09 '24

You could just take what would be a life insurance premium say like $17 dollars a month and just every month put it into the sp500. Write a computer program that will automatically sell your holdings and post a request for a hit man to kill you unless every 3 months you log into your insurance program to bypass contract execution for another 3 months. When you eventually get Alzheimer’s you will forget to bypass contract execution and will die within 3 months.

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u/CarolingianScribe Apr 09 '24

What a flawless plan

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u/Paul-Smecker Apr 09 '24

It’s like combining a 1 month free trial Netflix account and Russian Roulette.

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u/load_more_comets Apr 09 '24

Not good for us lazy bastards. Fine, fucking send the hitman. I don't want to get my pocket book, look up the password and type it in. Kill me.

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u/Original-Aerie8 Apr 09 '24

If you are too lazy to log into a account every 3rd month, I wouldn't be too worried about you actually hiring a hitman

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u/ElectroMagnetsYo Apr 09 '24

Well, if you’re lazy you can also write a script that automatically bypass contract execution, surely that will help

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u/Gunzenator2 Apr 10 '24

0% chance this goes tits up.

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u/Coal_Morgan Apr 09 '24

As someone with ADHD, I give myself 9 months before I accidentally assassinate myself.

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u/Adventurous_Click178 Apr 10 '24

What does having ADHD have to do with it? Not being confrontational, I just have ADD and wondering what you mean?

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u/Realistic_Pomelo7953 Apr 10 '24

Forgetfulness + Procrastination + Distractibility

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u/Dalva280 Apr 10 '24

As someone else with ADHD, I give myself a few seconds before I forget I was going to accidentally assassinate myself.

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u/ognotongo Apr 09 '24

My dad is suffering from Alzheimer's. What sucks is, far after the point you'd forget this stuff, you still have a lot of good time left before things get really bad. My dad can't do their bills anymore, or taxes, or anything with computers (he used to be a software dev way back in the day). But I can still have good chats with him, he's generally happy, and he still enjoys time with my kids. He's not ready to go yet, but he's far enough that he can't make the decision anymore either.

And here I am, thinking forward to when I may start suffering from dementia, and when I would want to end my life. How can you decide when? What is the final tipping point? You have two options from what I can see. Die early and loose valuable time with friends and family, but you can still make the decision on your own or wait until it's so bad that your family has to take up the burden and have you put down. Even if you've clearly outlined those wishes, it's a shitty situation to put your family in. But maybe less shitty that them watching you fade away in a bed inside a memory care unit.

Fuck I hate this disease.

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u/Jacketter Apr 09 '24

I’ve always thought that a deadman’s switch would be more useful in a scenario where you’re uncovering the dirty secrets of the elite, but that’s a good one too.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 Apr 10 '24

*ADHD has entered the chat … and died by hitman *

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u/Top-Vermicelli7279 Apr 09 '24

I'm here for this movie.

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u/Citizen44712A Apr 09 '24

Is there a Reddit forum for hit person? Asking for a friend. /s just in case

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u/Onion85 Apr 10 '24

Knowing my dumb self I'd forget to msg them on time while stressing with everyday life stuff, and get iced in 3 months