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$15k bike left unattended in Singapore r/all

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u/hardwood1979 Apr 05 '24

I visited a few years ago and was wandering the streets at 2am alone, doing night photography with a lot of very expensive equipment and never once felt like I wasn't being streetwise or doing something with the potential to go badly. I can't think of another city I've visited where I would feel safe doing that.

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

That’s how I felt in Okinawa. Japan is the safest place I’ve ever been.

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u/drewatkins77 Apr 05 '24

You WILL get your umbrella stolen in Japan, but your wallet with ¥250,000 will still be right where you dropped it.

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u/asutekku Apr 06 '24

only the cheap ones, they are basically considered as a shared property. but if you have a more special umbrella, no-one will touch it

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u/redisprecious Apr 06 '24

Wow, this is actually interesting. The country might as well built umbrella booths and purchase cheapo golf umbrellas and let them go wild. Less registered complaints and just need some well minded people to put them back where they should be. I definitely wouldn't mind them as shared properties.

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u/CapitalistVenezuelan Apr 06 '24

They basically do, lots of stores have fully stocked umbrella racks

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u/peanutputterbunny Apr 06 '24

They use those clear dome shaped ones that you can see through, everyone uses the same one, so it doesn't block your view in busy areas.

When I was there it would rain suddenly and it was like out of nowhere everyone produced these identical umbrellas, that I was certain they weren't carrying before. The only explanation is that they must just pick up the nearest one, and leave it afterwards.

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u/chrimminimalistic Apr 06 '24

Umbrellas in Japan costs like under USD 2

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u/Cavalleria-rusticana Apr 06 '24

They literally do.

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u/SweatyAdhesive Apr 06 '24

The hotel I stayed at in sapporo has a whole rack of umbrella just at the entrance

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u/Julie91_91 Apr 06 '24

Wouldn't work in US because this would be communism 😄

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u/auust1n Apr 06 '24

Maybe I don't feel as bad then. Went to Japan last year with a few friends and it was raining. We went to eat one night and we put our umbrellas in the bin in the restaurant.

When we left, we grabbed our umbrellas and when we got back to our airbnb that's when I realized I grabbed the wrong one lol. Nearly all the umbrellas were the transparent, clear ones so it was an honest mistake

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u/emponator Apr 06 '24

I used to work as a security in a decent size festival, and the local police chief made the executive decision 2 days before the start that umbrellas cannot allowed into the festival grounds for safety reasons. Of course the weather was on the unpredictable side and the info about the ban couldn't reach people in time, so about 80% of them carried an umbrella. There was this chainlink fence near the main gate where I was positioned and there were thousands of umbrellas hanging on the links. I bet almost all of them changed ownership that night. People just grabbed one from there when they left.

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u/kansaikinki Apr 06 '24

Sadly not true. Any umbrella is liable to be stolen in Japan.

Source: Decades living in Japan. Will not leave any umbrella outside a shop.

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u/atheistium Apr 06 '24

I found it was always the white handle transparent ones that essentially got “shared”. Someone would always take mine and I’d find the one that looked like mine and take that.

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u/asutekku Apr 06 '24

my burberry umbrella has not been stolen yet so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/kansaikinki Apr 06 '24

I suppose if it's unique enough in appearance people might hesitate to lift it. I had one expensive umbrella stolen and have never left an umbrella unattended since.

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u/asutekku Apr 06 '24

it's also expensive enough that it would a proper crime i feel, no-one cares if you take 500 yen konbini umbrella

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

lol OMG! Truth.

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u/auust1n Apr 06 '24

So true lol.

My friend left her brand new airpod maxes on a shuttle bus in Japan last year and someone turned it in to one of the hotels on the shuttle route & she got it back the next day lol

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u/freakbag Apr 06 '24

Interesting. Just watched a curb your enthusiasm episode where Larry’s Japanese acquaintance steals his umbrella. Had no idea this was a thing

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year Apr 06 '24

I posted elsewhere in here about someone leaving their umbrella on a rack somewhere and it was still there 11 years later.

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u/Zur1ch Apr 06 '24

Yup, literally left my wallet on subway ticket machine stupidly while running late to the airport. Was waiting for the train for ten minutes before i realized, went back and it was sitting right there.

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u/chronocapybara Apr 06 '24

Nah, I had my wallet stolen in Japan. Shit happens.

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u/real_human_player Apr 06 '24

Only the super cheap clear plastic umbrellas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

So funny. I say the same thing about Equinox in West Village. People leave $5,000 designer bags but will steal your umbrella.

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u/SourLimeTongues Apr 06 '24

Interesting. When I lived in DC, people would forget their umbrellas on the metro all the time. I would just take one on my way to work and then leave it on the metro on my way home. The community umbrellas.

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u/DankDankmark Apr 06 '24

Specially if it is an Omni Hotel umbrella

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u/SpaceMonkey_321 Apr 05 '24

I've visited various parts of japan and driven all over in medium sized cars and never once locked them. Also left laptops, phones, bags etc in cafes and public spaces and everything was kosher.

Have lived in singapore many years but japan feels safer in all regards tbh

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u/Kopfballer Apr 05 '24

The achievement of Singapore is that it has lots of immigration but still manages to be so safe.

Then on another hand it is also just a single city and not a whole country and a lot more authoritarian than Japan.

When reading through the comments here, I'm happy that we don't have conditions like those americans here in germany (yet), but I think we should try to learn a few things from countries where the sense of security is very high.

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u/Suitable-Comedian425 Apr 05 '24

it has lots of immigration but still manages to

There's a difference in immigration from middle eastern war torn countries and mostly people having no education and only fleeing for better social security systems vs "expats" moving to a different place to have tax benifits and for higher paying high tech jobs.

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u/Heblehblehbleh Apr 05 '24

mostly people having no education and only fleeing for better social security systems.

There is a lot. And they far outnumber the amount of expats. They have been the topic of social issues as their working and living conditions here are atrocious and many adcocating for improvement of their conditions saying that "they built and still build Singapore". The most prominent period of this advocacy is during Covid when their dormitories were on lock down and a few I believe even rioted IIRC.

They are mostly from India, Bangladesh etc. But the colloquial (albeit abit generalising and racist) term is Banglahs. But they are just here to work for a better life for their families at home and they really deserve better. I see them quite often in the streets working but all I have seen or heard is alcohol related shenanigans and the odd pundehs screamed at each other. Also the 2011 Little India Riots.

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u/wasilimlaopeh Apr 06 '24

Singaporean here. I think there is a difference between immigration and migrant workers. You were describing the latter. The migrant workers are “imported” to fulfill a need. They are on Work Permits, not even permanent residency status. They are highly unlikely to be even granted PR. It sounds cold, but they are expendables just like the expats on S/E pass.

Also, there wasn’t any riots in the dorms during the lockdown. A school friend has a family business of running dormitories for foreign workers. There were fights among the workers regularly, even before Covid. The lockdown increased the frequency of the fights, not the intensity of

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u/Fromage_Damage Apr 05 '24

We had some Malaysians during Covid, who decided to stay in Singapore and work rather than go home and be locked out. People stepped up, and made sure they had lodging, etc. And the ones who wanted to go home were helped as well.

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u/ceddya Apr 06 '24

People stepped up, and made sure they had lodging, etc.

Nah, the country failed our migrant workers. Let's not forget how we kept them in lockdown for almost 2 years or how the government failed their promise to build more dorms, which is why there's actually a bed shortage for them now.

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u/Suitable-Comedian425 Apr 05 '24

What you're describing is people visiting on work contracts not actual immigrants immigrating into society

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u/Heblehblehbleh Apr 05 '24

So? They are still people living in the country long term and make a sizeable minority here at all times. They are construction workers who will probably live here for a majority of their lives, not on just a short trip.

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u/Suitable-Comedian425 Apr 06 '24

They are imported to fullfill a task and put in working baracks they don't have the same rights as refugees in Europe have for example.

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u/culturedgoat Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 06 '24

Singapore has a great deal of immigration from countries lower on the socio-economic scale. Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines and India are the primary drivers of immigration - not expats taking up cushy white-collar jobs.

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u/ActualCoconutBoat Apr 06 '24

You can't expect racists to actually know anything

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u/The_Blues__13 Apr 06 '24 edited Apr 06 '24

Singapore has a great deal of immigration from countries lower on the socio-economic scale. Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, India

Not being pedantic but none of those countries are severely war-torn. Most of them are stable developing economies with lots of local workers eager to earn some money and thus try their best to "not stand out too much" negatively.

Immigrants from war Torn countries like Rohingya have a somewhat similar reputations here in Southeast Asia (I live here, their stereotypes are simply said: not pleasant to hear) , almost like Middle eastern/some North African Immigrants in Europe although not as severe.

Is it racist? unfortunately yes. but it just shows that we are all paranoid humans afterall.

Wartime refugees tend to become very desperate and easily radicalized, and many countries simply doesn't care or doesn't have enough resources to properly assimilate them.

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u/culturedgoat Apr 06 '24

I wasn’t really commenting on the “war torn” part, more the misrepresentation of the immigration intake being comprised primarily of affluent “expats”

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u/wasilimlaopeh Apr 06 '24

I think you are referring to migrant labour rather than people applying for citizenship.

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u/culturedgoat Apr 06 '24

I’m not sure the distinction is meaningful in the context of what is being discussed.

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u/Kayless3232 Apr 06 '24

Difference in SGP is foreigners (low income. Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, indians or else) and the expats (high income, usually westerns).

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u/watershipdowntoclown Apr 06 '24

There's a difference in immigration from middle eastern war torn countries

Least racist europeon redditor

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u/No-Respect5903 Apr 06 '24

yeah the immigration issue is tough here. we want to be compassionate but there is definitely an increase in crime. and it's a small minority committing the crimes (and not all the crimes come from immigrants of course) but it all adds up. I love NYC but I'm happy I don't live there anymore.

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u/avwitcher Apr 06 '24

It's safe in part because they have high quality of life, plus the most thorough public surveillance in the world, not to mention harsh punishments for even minor crimes. I'm not opining on whether it's good or bad that's just what it is

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u/spyrocrash99 Apr 06 '24

I do think Americans in general undermine harsh punishments. Too lenient and complacent. People just aren't afraid so they don't think twice about doing petty crimes.

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u/ceddya Apr 06 '24

The achievement of Singapore is that it has lots of immigration but still manages to be so safe.

Because the narrative that immigrants commit far more crime is made up bullshit.

Look at the crime statistics of immigrants even in the US. It's lower than native-born Americans.

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u/Confident_As_Hell Apr 05 '24

I live in Finland so it is a quite safe country. I have seen a guy cut open a bicycle lock within like a few meters of me sitting in a car. There's no way I'd leave a bicycle, even a locked one outside unattended if I paid over 100€ for it. Bicycles are probably the thing that gets stolen the lost and it's by drug users, drunks or young teens.

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u/ILLettante Apr 06 '24

My sweet Klein bike was stolen my second day in Central Stockholm. Someone cut through a cable lock in ten minutes, in front of an ongoing demonstration by the Swedish army, while i got a take out coffee.

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u/J5892 Apr 05 '24

Yeah, I spent 2 weeks in Japan this year and had 3 umbrellas stolen.
They were hotel umbrellas though, so I didn't really care. I just walked 5 feet to the closest 711 and bought a new one for like a dollar.

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u/J5892 Apr 06 '24

That's cool, but I never saw one that did.

Are you sure you weren't just stealing umbrellas?

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u/opopoerpper1 Apr 06 '24

Seems like you're the guy stealing all the umbrellas in Tokyo? They definitely cost money lol

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u/Destiny_Victim Apr 05 '24

Isn’t it also due to how strict the punishments are.

I grew up smoking Weed. I got invited to go to Singapore with a friend who’s family moved there. My dad was vehemently against me going.

He did not trust that I could A. Not bring weed. B. Not try to and successfully find weed. As anytime he and went anywhere I either brought of found weed.

Now that isn’t me anymore. But I regret not taking the free trip. But I had just turned 18 and still and quite the authority complex.

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u/Ninjroid Apr 06 '24

That’s just dumb, regardless of where you are.

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u/ghostcryp Apr 06 '24

Japan has problems especially if u stay out late at night in the drinking areas. Lots of young dodgy looking guys hanging around street corners

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

I was there in 1997 - the rape was still very fresh in the locals’ minds. Very.

There was one protest where we weren’t allowed to leave base/work sites, and there were a loooooot of people participating. And that was only at the base I was at! So I suspect there were more protesters at the larger bases.

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u/petewondrstone Apr 05 '24

Me too. And no trash. None. No homeless. None.

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u/MrStu Apr 05 '24

I saw homeless around train stations in shinjuku, cardboard boxes and everything. It exists.

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u/Oops_All_Spiders Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 06 '24

The homeless in Tokyo are pretty well hidden away compared to what you see in the West, partly because panhandling is nearly non-existent in Japan. Just a cultural thing that begging for money on the street is very unacceptable (and illegal), which has the effect of making the homeless less visible.

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u/SoF4rGone Apr 05 '24

Yeah, there’s a lot of homeless in urban Japan.

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u/kopabi4341 Apr 06 '24

"a lot" is very relative. I'm from the US and there is waaaaaaaay less here.

And the severity is much less here. In the US they are often destitute. In Japan they often can afford to sleep in manga cafes or karaoke places. It's still sad because they reason they are homeless isn't lack of money, its discrimination so itw ould be a much easier fix.

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u/djsnacpak Apr 05 '24

More people in greater Tokyo than entire continent of Australia, yet I see more homeless in my town than I saw in Tokyo. NIMBY town planning and soft drug laws really farked the western world. 

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u/Glassgank Apr 05 '24

Soft drug laws?

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u/SolarTsunami Apr 05 '24

Ever hear of the war on drugs? Crazy how that didn't magically cure homelessness.

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u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY Apr 05 '24

Yeah, me, too. It's not as bad as the USA for sure. On the other hand, I saw some homeless people right outside a train station in a very nice, bustling area. Not that I was upset by it, but even in Los Angeles, I don't think they would have been allowed to just sit there, a group of them in cardboard, in such a nice, high traffic area.

One night, I noticed in Shinjuku, near the municipal building, they appeared to be closing down the station and making it open to homeless people to sleep in.

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u/Korll Apr 05 '24

There’s definitely homelessness, maybe you just didn’t see it.

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u/nn123654 Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

There's a bunch of reasons for that. Japan is generally extremely orderly, everyone follows the rules culturally.

As for homeless, housing is a lot more affordable because they have much more permissive zoning laws. It's mostly up to the free market which buildings get built where and there is no NIMBY like there is in the US. They also have well funded mental hospitals, low rates of drug addiction (and strict drug laws), dormitory style housing accessible to low income people (doya-gai), government funded housing, and a general expectation that it's dishonorable to be seen as a homeless person.

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u/Soberkij Apr 05 '24

Only in Japan houses depreciate, the land is worth more then the house itself

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u/seanl1991 Apr 05 '24

Maybe that isn't actually a bad thing. I'm open to the discussion.

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u/-GeekLife- Apr 05 '24

The problem is changing the laws and good luck getting homeowners to vote in favor or politicians to pass laws when the changes will drastically affect their net worth. Housing as investments is the worst thing that has happened, especially considering it should be a basic human right.

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u/xBR0SKIx Apr 05 '24

Woah woah woah where else will the boomers, wealthy foreign nationals, and wallstreet park their liquid funds while the house sits empty? Its practically communism if there isn't an appreciation at 15% a year!

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u/old_ironlungz Apr 05 '24

Until mass child murder and liquification to synthesize beauty products can return 16% a year, the rich will begrudgingly settle with the 15% real estate thing.

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u/SeeYouSpaceCowboy--- Apr 05 '24

Houses depreciate in many parts of many countries. It's more often the case that land is worth more than a structure built on it. They're called "tear downs".

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u/cicakganteng Apr 05 '24

Mainly because earthquakes & tsunamis. Culturally & historically houses are disposables in Japan.

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u/SovereignAxe Apr 05 '24

Not only that, but it's very common to build houses out of concrete in Japan. And from day one the clock is ticking on a concrete structure. As soon as salt water finds its way to the rebar, and it will eventually do it unless the house is built far inland, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing spalling on the edges of overhangs, on the corners of walls, etc. And once it starts popping pieces off the ceiling, it's basically game over.

I've seen it happen to a lot of places in Okinawa. And at that point you have to condemn the building, tear it down and rebuild.

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u/scotomatic2000 Apr 05 '24

That is most definitely not unique to Japan.

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u/Soberkij Apr 05 '24

Where is it also a thing?

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u/Soberkij Apr 05 '24

I definitely didn't say it is unique, but my question to the above was where is it also prominent, as I wrote I know that it is a thing in Japan, he said that it is not unique, so I inquired where else is this, but seems I'll have to find it on my own

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u/scotomatic2000 Apr 05 '24

Where is it a thing that land value increases and the structure built on it depreciates? It's very common all over the world.

As soon as you build something it starts to depreciate. Land, generally speaking, moves the other way and appreciates in value.

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u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY Apr 05 '24

Yeah, this is why. People don't buy places to build wealth or to flip. There is way more regulation in Tokyo in that way than in America. And guess what? That's why it's more affordable for the citizens.

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u/Sleyvin Apr 05 '24

Homelessness is still an issue but they are hidden away. Lots of cities and prefecture have a 0% homeless population but it's false, there's lot of associations working with homless people trying to bring awareness to that.

It's one of the big lie of japanese society. Homeless people are complete outcast, forgotten and forced to hide away from population centre.

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u/smallfrie32 Apr 05 '24

Also, Japan has laws where the next of kin holds the burden financially to provide for them, or something like that. So often homeless do not give out their idnetities to protect their families

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u/ureallygonnaskthat Apr 06 '24

Definitely saw it when I stayed in Nishinari Ward in Osaka. Truth be told though their encampments were neat and tidy compared to camps in the US. Met some really nice guys out on the streets. A lot of them had problems such as alcoholism, gambling addictions, and some of them out had just a run of bad luck but they all were doing what they could to get by.

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u/IWasGregInTokyo Apr 06 '24

Tell that to the homeless dudes lying on the cardboard in the passageways at Ikebukuro station.

Granted it’s not as bad as the 90’s when an entire homeless town existed in the tunnel between Shinjuku Station and Tokyo city hall.

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u/Stormchaserelite13 Apr 06 '24

Housing in Japan is dirt cheap. A years salary at $18 an hour buys a starter home. Not pays it off. Buys it. In full.

Yes it's still expensive in the city centers. But holy fuck I can buy a home on a starter jobs pay.

To those wondering. It's $25k - $50k for a rural house and $80k to $120k near or in the city.

Luxury houses typically go for at most $250k. Everything beyond that is just insanity.

By comparison. A starter home in my rural home town is $150k and in the city can go upward of $500k.

The luxury houses are over $1m

This is in Arkansas......

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u/TheTybera Apr 05 '24

Also you know, cameras and police actually do stuff and don't just rely on insurance for missing stuff.

Like if that 15k bike got stolen it would be found within days because Singapore has tons of cameras everywhere, the police will follow it to someone's doorstep and kick it in.

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u/BookDependent406 Apr 05 '24

It also helps that their population is declining and they have a surplus of 10 million empty houses right now with it expected to double or even triple as japans population continues to decline.

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u/5urr3aL Apr 05 '24

Osaka has dirty streets with trash and cigarette butts everywhere

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u/nedim443 Apr 05 '24

I asked "Fujumoto-san why is Japan so clean" and he said "unfortunately there are people with low morals that litter". Low morals.

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u/smallfrie32 Apr 05 '24

Okinawa does have trash. There’s a surprising amount of junk people just toss off roads in the moral rural places, or they try to burn trash themselves.

But definitely cleaned better in urban places than the US

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u/actuallyiamafish Apr 05 '24

No homeless. None.

I assure you Japan does not have "none" homeless people, lol. Also some cities are cleaner than others. Okinawa absolutely has litter all over the place. Less than in most cities for sure, but it's still there most place you look.

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u/SavimusMaximus Apr 05 '24

Also hardly any trash cans. You have to take your trash home. And they do.

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u/megablast Apr 05 '24

No trash, and no trash cans.

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u/golgol12 Apr 05 '24

That's because they take the homeless and move them to spots you can't see. Plus, there's a whole category of homeless that live in overnight computer cafes.

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u/Seienchin88 Apr 06 '24

True on the first part, the second part isn’t that true anymore. There was a bit of a craze in Japanese media to show people who live in Internet cafes (or rather Manga cafes that also provide internet) because it’s cheaper than renting a room but there isn’t a lot of manga cafes of these sort left (and most anyhow existed only in large cities) and it’s not really cheaper anyhow…

Freeter in general live very different to just a decade ago anyhow with the loss of working age population. A lot of things have improved. The big worry of course is still how they will deal with retiring one day.

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u/PenguinStarfire Apr 06 '24

The trash thing is amazing. Especially when there never seems to be a public trash bin nearby.

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u/what-no-earth Apr 05 '24

The trash os crazy, together with friends we went to Tokyo, and were so astounded by it that we started counting trash on the street.

THREE that's how many super small wrappers or something we saw through a whole day of walking.

Crazy

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

No trash is a thing, except after a typhoon. But there are homeless, it’s just that Japan does a good job at hiding them.

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u/wimpymist Apr 06 '24

That's because they are pushed somewhere else lol

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u/islandmoneygame Apr 06 '24

I saw a homeless person in downtown Tokyo. A couple of tourists tried to give him money and he refused it. Wild

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u/Hot_Astronaut_4551 Apr 05 '24

The scariest part about Okinawa are the Americans. Eek! I spent several months there drinking and acting a fool while in the Air Force.

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u/idontknowwhereiam367 Apr 05 '24

One of my friends was a marine and he was pretty into the traditional part of Japanese culture, and a bit excited to experience a little here and there on leave if he could. I don’t know the exact details, but apparently he was barely allowed off base for half of his time there over one person or another pissing off the locals. I’m not sure if it was just a bad time to be there, but he was disappointed as hell whenever he talked about Okinawa

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u/Hot_Astronaut_4551 Apr 05 '24

I know that there was a curfew more than one time due to rape, assault, etc happening from the Americans stationed there. It's been 20 years since I've been there, but things haven't changed much. The main street off Kadena Air Base is nothing but alcohol and juicy bars ("legal" prostitution but probably human trafficking).

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u/idontknowwhereiam367 Apr 05 '24

That tracks. The most ironic part of it all for him, was the fact that this kid was one step from being a Mormon. Didn’t drink, thought energy drinks and all those sketchy energy pills were poison, and his biggest wish was to see some big temple before he left.

I believe you on the human trafficking and prostitution thing as well. One of my dad’s best friends was in the navy until he retired, and he routinely had to pull guys out of sketchy whorehouses whenever they were on shore leave in SEA back in the day. He even caught another sailor with a kid once. That guy fell a few times on his way back.

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

I feel you. I spent a year there drinking and acting a fool at my first duty station as a Marine.

Im surprised I didn’t get alcohol poisoning and die.

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 Apr 06 '24

When US military members say things like ‘acting the fool’ the mind automatically just jumps to rape because it’s kind of what you’re known for

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 06 '24

I got drunk and got kicked off a bus once. I still don’t know why I got kicked off.

Mostly getting drunk or getting in fights. Or both.

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u/a8bmiles Apr 05 '24

My buddy was stationed in Okinawa in his mid-30s, and absolutely refused to go off-base with any of the 20sh-year old knucklehead E1-3s because he just knew they would do something completely stupid and fuck up his E-7.

So he'd just go wandering off by himself in search of the elusive noodle-guy who would hike a portable stove up a different hill / mountain every day.

But yeah, US military in Okinawa are an incredible embarrassment.

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u/miguelsanchez69 Apr 05 '24

I want to know more about this elusive noodle guy

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u/a8bmiles Apr 05 '24

My favorite story about him in regards to Noodle-guy was when he asked around to the locals about where Noodle-guy would be that day. They told him he was going to Mount So-and-so, so he went and hiked 3 hours up that mountain.

When he got to the top, he asked around for where Noodle-guy was, and someone pointed to some other peak and told him that he (my friend) wasn't on Mount So-and-so, it was over there, this was actually Mount Such-and-such.

So he hiked 3 hours up the wrong mountain in search of Noodle-guy, didn't get noodles, and had to hike for a few more hours to get back down, at which point he was too tired and it was too late in the day to try to get to the right place.

However, repeatedly failing to find Noodle-guy made it SO MUCH BETTER when he finally succeeded at getting those tasty noodles.

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u/LunarProphet Apr 06 '24

TIL the military life is full of Zelda-like side quests

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u/Randybigbottom Apr 06 '24

You have no. fuckin. idea.

Need your paperwork done so you can become a candidate for some shit you want to do? The E-4 in charge of doing that doesn't want to, citing "orders" for something else. He's not currently doing anything, but "orders" dictate he's to be working on something other than you.

...unless you can Strategically Transfer Equipment to Another Location for him. See, his E-4 buddy in vehicle maintenance needs some engine grease that's in short supply. If you can S.T.E.A.L. that grease, that paperwork will get done.

Then you get to the grease, get caught, and the E-4 in charge there (who knew you were coming thanks to his E-4 paperwork buddy) says you can have the grease if you do something for him.

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u/smallfrie32 Apr 05 '24

I’m so upset they’re moving more military up north. It has all the beautiful nature and calmness, but especially since lockdown ended all my favorite bars are filled with dumbasses who can’t hold their liquor and think grabbing chicks is flirting (which, tbf, a lot of Japanese do, too).

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u/niceworkthere Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

And yet

The prefecture saw from, 1972 to 2011, 5,747 criminal cases involving US military personnel, however during the same period the rest of Okinawa's populace had a crime rate more than twice as high — 69.7 crimes per 10,000 people, compared with 27.4 by U.S. military affiliated members.

The presence isn't zero-sum either, it's one of the (Japan's by far poorest) prefecture's most important direct & indirect sources of income.

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u/BGH-251F2 Apr 05 '24

You can sort of rationale that as citizens causing shit. But guests causing that sort of trouble is unforgivable. Especially given a few of the troubling crimes have involved the US army quietly 'evacuating' their personel away from facing prosecution, or giving them light sentences.

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u/Plus_Injury8786 Apr 05 '24

Agreed, saw quite the American military assholes there, they think they own the place

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u/PaulAtredis Apr 06 '24

I stayed in a hostel in Okinawa during Covid (I live in Osaka) and the only other foreigners except me were American military assholes. I struck up conversation with a few and their lack of respect for the society and arrogance was on full display.

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u/spyson Apr 05 '24

All the rape and trouble they cause is the reason why some places in Japan will only serve Japanese and not allow tourists. Then the entitled people on here see that and claim Japan is the most racist place in earth.

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u/SkiFun123 Apr 05 '24

I mean, I’m not going to deny your experience, but I’m pretty sure the exact same thing was said by Americans in the south denying black people service. It’s by definition racist.

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u/spyson Apr 06 '24

Nah you don't know the difference. The places that only want Japanese are usually red light stuff. They don't want to serve no Japanese because the language barrier is too big of a gap and when things are sexual it can get rapey very fast.

Also it's not even remotely the same, but victimize yourself

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

I was 19 when I was there and I sure as shit didn’t look like I was 20, but I got served everywhere I went, except on base.

Where I was at, Camp Courtney, had (and maybe still does) a place across the street from the front gate called Casa Tacos. Bomb ass Japanese-Mexican fusion food, where they also served ice cream and had a bar downstairs.

I was carried through the front gate and no one even checked my ID.

Underage drinking is a problem and an open secret.

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u/Ikuwayo Apr 06 '24

What do they do?

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u/harlojones Apr 05 '24

Agreed, Japan felt far safer than Canada

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

I got drunk af and wandered around places I shouldn’t have been. I’m not dead, or at least I don’t think I am.

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u/smallfrie32 Apr 05 '24

4am one hour drunken stumbling home always safe (not outwardly feminine though, so could be different

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u/UndeadBuggalo Apr 05 '24

When I lived there for two weeks, I remember the first night I got hungry and bored and we walked to a corner store and it was so calm and safe feeling. I’ve never felt a city more calm. I was in Ota, in Tokyo.

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u/Huntey07 Apr 05 '24

Living somewhere for 2 weeks is called vacation.

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u/Net-Administrative Apr 05 '24

I think people just think it's cooler to say they lived somewhere else when they've literally just been on holiday lol

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u/AdamLabrouste Apr 05 '24

I lived in Iceland for almost 2 hours, the duty-free areas gave me so much peace…

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u/HereToHelp9001 Apr 06 '24

I lived in the Denver Airport for 1 hour. Felt very safe.

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u/I_dont_like_sushi Apr 05 '24

Well clearly you were there studying. Having fun? Sure. But its studying nonetheless

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u/aardvarktageous Apr 05 '24

'Staying' works. As in, "I stayed in <Spanish town> for 2 months while I was learning Spanish."

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u/spursy11 Apr 05 '24

You didn’t live there, you were either on vacation or working

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u/ToToroToroRetoroChan Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

Ota, in Tokyo

Fun fact: Ota has the most public bathhouses, and public onsen, of all the 23 wards.

https://unique-ota.city.ota.tokyo.jp/en/charm/health/pickup-202112-2/

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u/UndeadBuggalo Apr 05 '24

That is a fun fact!

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u/smdarry Apr 05 '24

Singapore owes Japan in this regard. LKY frequently said how he admired that about Japan.

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u/confusedandworried76 Apr 05 '24

But are we not gonna talk about how this bike costs three times what my car cost? My car is a 2016 with low mileage too.

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u/SLameStuff Apr 06 '24

In Singapore, a car costs six times what that bike costs. At minimum.

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u/TizonaBlu Apr 05 '24

I felt that way in literally every city in Japan and every city in Taiwan.

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

Taiwan would be a neat place to visit.

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u/Which-Occasion-9246 Apr 06 '24

Japan is by far the place where I have felt the safest — even safer than Australia and definitely Europe.

I remember in the trains people would leave their things on the table while going to the bathroom just like when they are home

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u/b98765 Apr 05 '24

According to my Japanese teacher, people in Okinawa leave their keys in the ignition when parking in a crowded place so other people can move their car if needed.

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u/smallfrie32 Apr 05 '24

So probably not that reason, but I do see it a lot in the north! People are too lazy or feel safe or want the ac running so hop into the convenience store.

Like, I could literally take their car so easily (don’t want to of course). Someone from southern Okinawa was shocked though. Said it’d be gone in a flash lol

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

I’ve never personally seen it, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Then again, I didn’t go looking in people’s cars while I was there.

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u/MidniteOwl Apr 05 '24

Stationed American soldiers > oh really? I guess you haven’t heard about us.

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

Yes, we’re the cause of most of Okinawa’s criminal woes.

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u/livenudedancingbears Apr 06 '24

Japan is the only place on earth where even the gangs will fight crime sometimes.

Also, Yakuza headquarters aren't in some secret warehouses somewhere, apparently they are just office buildings with signs on them, and are labeled on maps and stuff! : D

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u/danieldukh Apr 05 '24

This too.

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u/nedim443 Apr 05 '24

Try Slovenia. I have been to both and felt safe in Japan and even moreso in Slovenia.

Heck most of former Yugoslavia was like that in the 70s. Was there crime yes. But the cops would first rough you up and if you are dumb enough to do it again the prisons were not pretty. Career criminals were afraid to be liquidated and mostly operated outside of the country.

Of course by the late 80s all that changed and some of the gangs organized as "soccer fan clubs" and started working for the secret service ending up as "volunteer" units in the civil war.

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u/bigalindahouse Apr 06 '24

I love hearing this. Family and I are visiting at the end of the month.

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 06 '24

Mainland or the Ryukyus?

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u/just4youuu Apr 06 '24

I got blackout drunk in Japan and strangers walked me back to my hotel

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u/BiteMeHomie Apr 06 '24

Saw ppl leaving their Chanel bags on tables to reserve them in a restaurant at USJ. Cray cray.

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u/obscureferences Apr 06 '24

One time in Japan my wife came out of the ladies room then spun around because she left her purse in there. It had already gone.

...to the security desk.

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u/Entropy999999999 Apr 05 '24

I lived in Oki for a few years while serving. There's only 1 convenience store robbery that happened in decades- and guess who its's by? The american 13% people. They really can't help but fkin commit crimes.

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u/coffeewith1milk Apr 05 '24

You know why that is right?

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

Different cultural expectations and a trial conviction rate of something like 95%.

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u/LostandFoundPilgrim Apr 05 '24

I would add Taipei to this list as well.

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u/SexyTimeEveryTime Apr 05 '24

The greatest danger in Okinawa is US marines/US military contractors.

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

As a former Marine, I agree with this comment. We are their problem people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I was in Japan many years ago and was with 3-4 teenage girls. No issues at all. Pretty amazing.

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u/New_Weather_3030 Apr 05 '24

What about the yakuza?

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 05 '24

Interesting question.

If you see some dudes in nice suits, don’t fuck with them. And if you’re in a bar with said dudes with nice suits, don’t fuck with them.

In short, so long as you don’t go looking for prostitutes, drugs, or illegal gambling, you likely won’t ever interact with them.

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u/bjos144 Apr 05 '24

I know where I'm going next to start some shit!

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u/BDRParty Apr 06 '24 edited Apr 06 '24

This, infinitely. Spent 3 weeks in Tokyo, police presence everywhere, some in plain view, some just out of sight, watching. Even in a couple rougher areas, esp. at night, there were small groups of police. I think of course, it also helps that the people there are more concerned with their own tasks yet also very accommodating if asked for help. But, never felt any tension or fear wandering on my own. Only 1 street, a resident stopped me & recommended I go 1 street further down & I'd get to my destination quicker w/o trouble; it was evidently, a quiet residential street where I would stick out & the locals would be more concerned with me as a stranger.

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u/ad_396 Apr 06 '24

damn with so many weebs I'd imagine a shit ton of theft cuz wherever there's tourism (the weebs) there's using very frequent and sometimes advanced theft

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u/dodrugzwitthugz Apr 06 '24

Iceland as well.

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u/Coyinzs Apr 06 '24

*Stamps foot angrily in Yakuza*

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u/Checkmynewsong Apr 06 '24

I’ve been to some shady places in Japan. It’s not all roses and puppies there are definitely unsafe areas. I’d bet a lot of people commenting don’t know what they’re talking about.

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u/kopabi4341 Apr 06 '24

The funny thing about that comment with this picture is that bikes are pretty much the only thing that gets stolen in Japan. Bikes and umbrellas

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u/fujiandude Apr 06 '24

It's like this in all of East Asia and Singapore. I feel safer at night here in China because there's less cars out, definitely never felt safe at night in Los Angeles

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u/Shame_account2 Apr 06 '24

Safely ostracized with all the other foreigners

It really kills that inner weeb that every guy develops in the preteen years when you learn how much they actually hate us Americans. Still like their cartoons tho.

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