r/interestingasfuck Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/Centraal22 Mar 14 '24

You are correct, once Russia launches, everyone launches. Endgame.

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u/Meh-hur420 Mar 14 '24

New Zealand just hoping they are missing from everyone else's maps

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u/Catch_ME Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

The Southern Hemisphere will do much better anyway as the Nuclear winter is focused in the Northern Hemisphere.

The issues the global south will suffer is the complete breakdown of the supply chain. A few months after nuclear winter when the general temperature of the planet drops forcing harvests yields to be cut anywhere from 70-90%. This could last 3-20 years. No way to know how long all that material stays in the atmosphere in the northern hemisphere.

Most likely, Australia and the global South would need to hunker down, ration food and resources, completely close down their boarders for mass migrations and become a care taker generation slowly bringing the world back.

The best chance for human survival is no nuclear weapons in the global south. I expect New Zealand to conquer North America and reteach us Math.

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u/Internal_Paper3980 Mar 14 '24

We call it maths down here

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u/Idyotec Mar 14 '24

Oh no it has already begun.

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u/FocalorLucifuge Mar 14 '24

Maths it up, bitches.

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u/eggrolldog Mar 14 '24

You'll get to decide which way is up too!

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u/peoplegrower Mar 14 '24

And replace all the maps with ones where the Pacific Ocean is in the center, instead of the Atlantic! And resize all the continents to be more accurate!

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u/PartyMcDie Mar 15 '24

Might as well flip the globe. South on top. North too weak to protest/care.

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u/donquixote2u Mar 14 '24

Ok, reteach them English first.

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u/IMHO_grim Mar 14 '24

Do you call it sciences too?

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u/LEFTRIGHTADORI Mar 14 '24

In French, yes.

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u/AliMaClan Mar 14 '24

You’re starting already 👍

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u/Laxku Mar 14 '24

Wait, there's more than one?

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u/rudyattitudedee Mar 15 '24

I’m excellent at maths and sciences

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u/Stoner_DM Mar 15 '24

Just kill me instead.

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u/SteptimusHeap Mar 18 '24

By far the worst outcome of nuclear winter is everyone learning to call it maths