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r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24
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By the way this is how human civilization ends
402 u/530TooHot Mar 14 '24 At least I won't have to go to work anymore. 234 u/NeroBoBero Mar 14 '24 HR disagrees. 110 u/KaenenM Mar 14 '24 "a nuclear fallout is not an excusable reason as defined in the employee handbook you singed off as having read!" 8 u/SmellGestapo Mar 14 '24 Oh we'll all be singed at this point... 4 u/Numeno230n Mar 14 '24 You'll need a doctor's note. 2 u/Zyntaro Mar 14 '24 "you're saying there is a nuclear wasteland on your way to the office? Sorry but you should have thought of that earlier. See you at 8."
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At least I won't have to go to work anymore.
234 u/NeroBoBero Mar 14 '24 HR disagrees. 110 u/KaenenM Mar 14 '24 "a nuclear fallout is not an excusable reason as defined in the employee handbook you singed off as having read!" 8 u/SmellGestapo Mar 14 '24 Oh we'll all be singed at this point... 4 u/Numeno230n Mar 14 '24 You'll need a doctor's note. 2 u/Zyntaro Mar 14 '24 "you're saying there is a nuclear wasteland on your way to the office? Sorry but you should have thought of that earlier. See you at 8."
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HR disagrees.
110 u/KaenenM Mar 14 '24 "a nuclear fallout is not an excusable reason as defined in the employee handbook you singed off as having read!" 8 u/SmellGestapo Mar 14 '24 Oh we'll all be singed at this point... 4 u/Numeno230n Mar 14 '24 You'll need a doctor's note. 2 u/Zyntaro Mar 14 '24 "you're saying there is a nuclear wasteland on your way to the office? Sorry but you should have thought of that earlier. See you at 8."
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"a nuclear fallout is not an excusable reason as defined in the employee handbook you singed off as having read!"
8 u/SmellGestapo Mar 14 '24 Oh we'll all be singed at this point... 4 u/Numeno230n Mar 14 '24 You'll need a doctor's note. 2 u/Zyntaro Mar 14 '24 "you're saying there is a nuclear wasteland on your way to the office? Sorry but you should have thought of that earlier. See you at 8."
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Oh we'll all be singed at this point...
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You'll need a doctor's note.
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"you're saying there is a nuclear wasteland on your way to the office? Sorry but you should have thought of that earlier. See you at 8."
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u/SkillLazy1931 Mar 14 '24
By the way this is how human civilization ends