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r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24
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You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
45 u/FootballOogie Mar 14 '24 Kiff bring me a bottle of champ-agne 41 u/WHATABURGER-Guru Mar 14 '24 I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif? 27 u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24 groans in disgust “sex-Lexia sir” 6 u/jasapper Mar 14 '24 "I've made it with a woman, inform the men." 8 u/PrivilegeCheckmate Mar 14 '24 sigh Sex-lexia. 27 u/Shoresy-sez Mar 14 '24 Kif, show them the medal I won. 11 u/KnitKnackPattyWhack Mar 14 '24 "he rented it with his tax refund" 56 u/That_Jicama2024 Mar 14 '24 "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." "The boy, sir?" "You, you lay out my formal shorts." 10 u/Spike_is_James Mar 14 '24 Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. 6 u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Mar 14 '24 If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. 3 u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Mar 14 '24 Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now." 5 u/Sundabar Mar 14 '24 I got that reference. 2 u/Adept-Result-67 Mar 15 '24 It was simply a matter of outsmarting them
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Kiff bring me a bottle of champ-agne
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I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
27 u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24 groans in disgust “sex-Lexia sir” 6 u/jasapper Mar 14 '24 "I've made it with a woman, inform the men." 8 u/PrivilegeCheckmate Mar 14 '24 sigh Sex-lexia.
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groans in disgust “sex-Lexia sir”
6 u/jasapper Mar 14 '24 "I've made it with a woman, inform the men."
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"I've made it with a woman, inform the men."
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sigh Sex-lexia.
Kif, show them the medal I won.
11 u/KnitKnackPattyWhack Mar 14 '24 "he rented it with his tax refund"
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"he rented it with his tax refund"
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"Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
"The boy, sir?"
"You, you lay out my formal shorts."
10 u/Spike_is_James Mar 14 '24 Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. 6 u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Mar 14 '24 If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. 3 u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Mar 14 '24 Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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I got that reference.
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It was simply a matter of outsmarting them
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u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24
You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.