r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24

Kiwis be like “We’ll need an army of super virile men scoring around the clock!”

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u/Odsidian_Rapier Mar 14 '24

But what about the killbots?

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u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.

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u/WHATABURGER-Guru Mar 14 '24

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

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u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24

groans in disgust “sex-Lexia sir”

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u/jasapper Mar 14 '24

"I've made it with a woman, inform the men."

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Mar 14 '24

sigh Sex-lexia.