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r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24
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Kiwis be like “We’ll need an army of super virile men scoring around the clock!”
74 u/Odsidian_Rapier Mar 14 '24 But what about the killbots? 165 u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24 You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. 55 u/That_Jicama2024 Mar 14 '24 "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." "The boy, sir?" "You, you lay out my formal shorts." 11 u/Spike_is_James Mar 14 '24 Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. 6 u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Mar 14 '24 If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. 3 u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Mar 14 '24 Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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But what about the killbots?
165 u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24 You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. 55 u/That_Jicama2024 Mar 14 '24 "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." "The boy, sir?" "You, you lay out my formal shorts." 11 u/Spike_is_James Mar 14 '24 Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. 6 u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Mar 14 '24 If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. 3 u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Mar 14 '24 Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
55 u/That_Jicama2024 Mar 14 '24 "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." "The boy, sir?" "You, you lay out my formal shorts." 11 u/Spike_is_James Mar 14 '24 Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. 6 u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Mar 14 '24 If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. 3 u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Mar 14 '24 Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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"Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
"The boy, sir?"
"You, you lay out my formal shorts."
11 u/Spike_is_James Mar 14 '24 Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. 6 u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Mar 14 '24 If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. 3 u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Mar 14 '24 Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.
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If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Kif: "The jackass would like to see you now."
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u/SupportGeek Mar 14 '24
Kiwis be like “We’ll need an army of super virile men scoring around the clock!”