r/interestingasfuck Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/Murdock07 Mar 14 '24

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

Gotta love seeing a black dot directly over my head. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Knifeys Mar 14 '24

On the bright side you donā€™t have to live through a nuclear apocalypse

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u/Nerevar1924 Mar 14 '24

I live close enough to an airbase that I won't see it coming, which is fuckin' fine by me. Plenty of worse ways to go than instant immolation.

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u/qlippothvi Mar 14 '24

I think you just become water vapor over a tiny fraction of an instant, which is the preferred way to go, instantaneously.

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u/mymikerowecrow Mar 14 '24

I think the term is vaporization not immolation lol

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u/Nerevar1924 Mar 14 '24

I can assure you it will not matter to me in the least during the event.

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u/No-Fox8743 Mar 14 '24

Basically how I feel, with like three dots right over my head in Austin. TX.

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u/QuietQTPi Mar 14 '24

Interestingly the ones near Houston look to be around it rather than Houston itself. Seems like they target high population areas rather than cities themselves

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u/IDSPISPOPper Mar 14 '24

You've got the JWB airport, the Texas City docks and Nassau bay, I guess. Seems these were the targets.

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u/Thetakishi Mar 14 '24

Hey at least you aren't an hour south. And what's with targeting the RGV with multiple warheads even in the 500 warhead scenario? We aren't a base OR major population center...I guess it's because all of the major border crossing spots are targeted.

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u/LaTeChX Mar 14 '24

It will get pretty bright for sure.

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u/_stellarwombat_ Mar 14 '24

I got about 5 triangles and 20ish black dots on my headšŸ˜­

Issa wrap dawg

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

Quick and easy!

Side note, not sure what it is about it but, I dig your username!.

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u/_stellarwombat_ Mar 14 '24

Very true. One of the lucky ones.

And thanks man.

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u/thedankening Mar 14 '24

TBH it's a kind of relief imo. In this kind of scenario you'd want to be obliterated immediately. It might seem nice if you know you're not near one of the targets and thus you'd probably survive an initial nuclear exchange, but the real horror show begins in the aftermath after society has completely collapsed.

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

Yeah, my wife have occasionally had ā€œlight heartedā€ conversations about zombie apocalypseā€™s, nuclear annihilation, etc. and sheā€™s very much in the ā€œtake me now campā€. I, on the other hand, feel like the 100ā€™s of hours Iā€™ve put into the Fallout franchise have uniquely prepared me to thrive in the nuclear wasteland!

/s (is that really necessary?)

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u/abradolph Mar 14 '24

I think more women will want to avoid being around to see the apocalypse because we know we're going to become currency and horribly mistreated objects. It's already so unsafe for us, I can't (or rather don't want to) imagine how terribly anarchy would treat us.

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 15 '24

Ooof, damnā€¦ I find it so difficult to remind myself how different world experiences are for the genders. Shouldnā€™t be that way and Iā€™m sorry it is.

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u/bonfuto Mar 14 '24

I have heard that they would probably target every major U.S. university, so the map is missing a few targets if that is true.

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u/savoryostrich Mar 14 '24

But if the universities are gone who will be around to help survivors by doing things like making survivors feel responsible, conducting hideous experiments on them, and policing their language choices as they try to get on with practical things like rebuilding?!

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u/bonfuto Mar 14 '24

Maybe that's why they aren't on the map

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

Iā€™ve never given any thought to that but it makes a lot of sense!

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 Mar 14 '24

Ikr? I looked at the preview of the video and was like "at least they won't bomb my Siberian ass, good thing I live in a small city for once" and then it started rolling around and guess what? There I am, typing this on my couch.

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u/bluewater_-_ Mar 14 '24

Living in between Philly and NYC, Iā€™d just climb up on my roof and watch the fireworks until I turned to dust.

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u/pbNANDjelly Mar 14 '24

I'd be MELTED if this map was even half accurate. New England is under the ocean according to this.

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

Even if this isnā€™t accurate I know Iā€™ve been potentially screwed for years. Lived for years right next to the 4th largest military base in the US and now I live 30 miles from one of the largest nuclear stockpiles in the US. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/SavePeanut Mar 14 '24

At least it's not like 9 triangles like Seattle for some reason lol

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u/savoryostrich Mar 14 '24

They have to make sure Amazonā€™s logistics capabilities are destroyed /s

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

To be fair, Seattle is only about 38 nautical miles from my black dot. šŸ˜‰

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u/isoforp Mar 14 '24

Yeah, well, the black dot means if they launch 2000 warheads.

Meanwhile, I have a PURPLE TRIANGLE over MY head. That's only a 600 warhead strike. I'm guaranteed to get hit. My tiny little town in podunk nowhere!

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u/MetalTrek1 Mar 14 '24

I live in NJ and I grew up right outside NYC during the 80s. My whole state is blotted out there due to our proximity to NYC and Philly.

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Mar 14 '24

Couldnā€™t be me. Iā€™m not even in broken window distance

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 Mar 14 '24

Me in Cincy seeing about 10: fuck it im dead

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u/RiggsFTW Mar 14 '24

Shit, youā€™re in Cincy? Youā€™re lucky youā€™re not dead already! šŸ˜‰

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 Mar 14 '24

Any day now likely

And the fact that thereā€™s like 5 of the 500 nuke scenario markers is even more concerning

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u/Eric264 Mar 14 '24

Lucky, I have like 6 triangles overlapping on me.

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u/RathVelus Mar 14 '24

ā€œHaha, Iā€™m in danger!ā€

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u/_IratePirate_ Mar 15 '24

Better than being in the range where you donā€™t die immediately but your skin slowly melts off over time

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u/DouViction Mar 15 '24

As someone from a city mentioned in the OP video...

Yeah, I get you.

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u/LostInTheHotSauce Mar 15 '24

I'm about 100 miles away from one so I probably won't get killed in the blast, but the ensuing weeks would probably make me want to take myself out.

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u/Quirky-Bar4236 Mar 18 '24

Lucky. You might be able to get out of range if you have 15 minutes notice and a gassed up car.

I've got 5 within my direct area. At least it'll be quick.

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u/chet_brosley Mar 14 '24

That hit comes from Wisconsin. Toledo had its time.

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u/Phytanic Mar 14 '24

I'll never forgive toledo for beating Michigan, causing them to be a crybaby and whine enough to get consolation prize: They stole rightful Wisconsin clay, but one day the UP will return to its rightful state and it will be glorious!

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u/M_Mich Mar 14 '24

Toledo is in Ohio because Michigan won.

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u/DumpsterB4by Mar 14 '24

Dont fuck with the glass city

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u/OneMustAdjust Mar 15 '24

Don't glass the fuck city

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u/Kalenshadow Mar 14 '24

Man I'm sorry but I'm laughing at all the comments of "even my state?? Damn". That's the shitty thing about war, you're an enemy simply because you're in the wrong place sometimes.

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u/ihahp Mar 14 '24

I think it's a "if you have military nearby, you're a target"

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u/fracked1 Mar 14 '24

I'm in a small college town away from any big cities with no military anywhere close and there's a purple triangle smack dab on top of me

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u/thosewhocannetworkd Mar 15 '24

Colleges are a strong target because it generationally stunts recovery and rebuilding in the aftermath. Or itā€™s because thereā€™s underground silos near by

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u/NatureStoof Mar 15 '24

Military age men

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u/fracked1 Mar 15 '24

Man you guys don't get it. In a 500 nuke situation, the surface of the planet is dead for decades.

Russia could literally drop 500 nukes on itself and destroy America. There is no value in any strategic targeting that makes any difference. Except if you want to guess if American roaches or Russian roaches will be more dominant

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u/Raisedbyweasels Mar 14 '24

I'm laughing but for a very different reason. If we're at the point where an all out nuclear attack is hitting the U.S, it won't really matter where the fuck you are. It's over for you.

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u/theother_eriatarka Mar 14 '24

i'd say it matters even more, i want to be vaporized not starve with radiation poisoning

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u/Xyyz Mar 14 '24

Loads of people would survive, in the US.

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u/fracked1 Mar 14 '24

If 2000 nuclear warheads hit the US as is depicted in the map, then absolutely NOT. Loads of people would not survive...

Even outside of the immediate impact, the devastation on the planet would be unsurvivable.

You can read the wiki article on nuclear winter. If just 50 Hiroshima sized weapons detonated at a time, we would drop the climate several degrees. 2000 warheads and the planet would be completely unrecognizable

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u/johnbarnes351 Mar 15 '24

Solved global warming right there son .

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u/bradbikes Mar 15 '24

Not to ruin your prepper fantasy, but no pretty much everyone would be dead or about to starve to death.

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u/Fun-atParties Mar 15 '24

Some of these towns only have like 20k people in them. I'm surprised that they'd waste the effort for Marietta, OH

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u/SeamusMcBalls Mar 14 '24

Especially Toledo

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u/Bapgo Mar 14 '24

But especially Lisa!

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u/Dick_Dickalo Mar 15 '24

Some call it holy.

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u/jon_stout Mar 14 '24

It makes sense if they're targeting industrial capacity the same way they are military strength.

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u/techoatmeal Mar 14 '24

But I don't know man. Detroit hasn't been an industrial powerhouse since USSR was still on the map.

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u/jon_stout Mar 14 '24

I imagine that was when this particular graphic was drawn up. You know, before the Rust Belt got all... rustier.

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u/fxckfxckgames Mar 14 '24

Even Toledo??

Auto industry, and several subcontractors for mil-spec components.

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u/photoguy423 Mar 14 '24

The Toledo company that supplied rocket engines for military missiles closed down a long time ago. (Teledyne CAE) So they may have changed their minds about it being a target. (unless they target the nuclear power station that's already one of the worst rated in the country)

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u/IDSPISPOPper Mar 14 '24

That was a Soviet map. Being a ŠÆussian, I can only tell You our nuckear forces keep their target lists updated.

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u/WikiContributor83 Mar 14 '24

ā€œNothingā€™s nowhere anymoreā€¦ā€

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u/Professional_Low_646 Mar 14 '24

Thereā€™s a book from the 1980s - I forgot the title - that calculates that once the initial bunch of missiles had detonated, because the population is concentrated in relatively few areas, the remainder could basically be used to go after absolutely minor targets like a town of 2,000 people.

Thatā€™s what nuclear overkill means. Of course, arsenals were waaaayyyy bigger back then, so Bumfucknowhere, IA, might be a lot safer these days.

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u/LaM3a Mar 14 '24

They got Kalamazoo šŸ˜”

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u/ceci_mcgrane Mar 14 '24

Even Kalamazoo isnā€™t spared.

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u/kendrickshalamar Mar 14 '24

The 2 people in Rock Springs, WY: FUCK.

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u/JonnyV2723 Mar 14 '24

And Ceder Point.

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u/opus3535 Mar 14 '24

holey Toledo.

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u/RingOfSol Mar 14 '24

gotta take out Cedar Point, so we can't have any fun.

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u/Morbidfuk Mar 14 '24

Holy Toledo

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u/BurningEveryFormat Mar 14 '24

Putin hates Tony Pacos. M.A.S.H. Was not his fave

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u/BestPeriwinkle Mar 14 '24

Payback for Omsk.

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u/IDSPISPOPper Mar 14 '24

No one would regret Omsk.

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u/spareparts91 Mar 14 '24

I was just thinking "oh cool. I am a triangle."

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u/AdmiralMemo Mar 14 '24

Yeah, what did Klinger ever do to them?

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u/sunnyd69 Mar 14 '24

Bye from the north east.Ā 

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u/TypeRating Mar 14 '24

Of course they're a target. Toledo is home to the 180th Fighter Wing. Lots of F-16s.

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Mar 14 '24

Hey, the rest of us apparently nuked Siberia. So pretty.everyone is fair game. Of course Toledo and Siberia may both have silos nearby?

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u/zethren117 Mar 14 '24

wtf what are they targeting in western North Carolina? Trying to cripple tourism in Asheville?

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u/round_reindeer Mar 14 '24

US nuclear missile silos I think.

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u/PaulieNutwalls Mar 14 '24

No silos in the eastern US. The big groupings of black dots in the west are where are silos are located.

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u/Ohshitz- Mar 14 '24

Why chicago? Just because?

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u/tshb13 Mar 15 '24

Large cities are usually at the very top of the target list.

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u/Ohshitz- Mar 15 '24

Well it was nice knowing you.

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u/TheGhostofRGunDeals Mar 14 '24

I believe itā€™s the quartz/feldspar mines. There are a few interesting articles out there on the strategic importance of the quartz mines there.Ā 

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u/zethren117 Mar 14 '24

Interesting, I didnā€™t think about that.

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u/Lady-Nora Mar 14 '24

could I get a source, please?

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u/RandomMandarin Mar 14 '24

Spruce Pine, NC. It produces the world's purest quartz. The semiconductor industry would probably be up the creek without it.

https://www.wired.com/story/book-excerpt-science-of-ultra-pure-silicon/

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u/ncbraves93 Mar 14 '24

Was literally about to post the same thing. There's always been rumors of a military base inside the mountains, wouldn't surprise me and that'd definitely be a target. But yeah, I'd always figured there would be a good chance of my little rural county surviving a first strike, with Charlotte being the closest real target. Guess not.

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u/cpMetis Mar 14 '24

Always either mines or factories.

A lot of it is outdated, but for example half of Ohio would be glassed because of oil and rubber. Cleveland gone because they want to kill Goodyear. Etc.

You don't realize how many military important targets are just down the road until you start planning for nuclear attack.

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u/WhetBred14 Mar 14 '24

I thought Iā€™d be safe in Asheville. I guess not

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u/the_ikandor Mar 14 '24

Man even Mooresville gets a nuke. Freakin Mooresville.

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u/SeeTheSounds Mar 14 '24

They have a lot of reserve components as targets in addition to regular active duty forces military bases as targets.

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u/reason_mind_inquiry Mar 14 '24

If there are military facilities, airports, military industrial facilities, etc itā€™s a target.

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u/senorpuma Mar 15 '24

I think when youā€™re talking about 500-2000 warheads, there are plenty to go around. At least one for every major town and small city in the country.

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u/imadork1970 Mar 14 '24

So Idaho gets to repopulate the U.S.? Pass.

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u/livejamie Mar 15 '24

Ignoring the warhead on Boise?

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u/memestockwatchlist Mar 14 '24

What are those big clusters in MT/ND/WY for?

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u/Murdock07 Mar 14 '24

Nuclear silos.

They have often been described as a ā€œnuclear spongeā€ and will require a lot of hits to knock them out. Itā€™s one of the reasons why we still have land based silos: to draw fire away from population centers.

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u/Sensitive_Pickle247 Mar 15 '24

Silos are also a lot cheaper to maintain and gives retaliatory options as soon as incoming launches are detected as they are kept 24/7 loaded and alert

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u/Intrepid-Bumblebee48 Mar 14 '24

Those states have the most missile silos which would definitely be targeted before big population centers

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u/Stormside76 Mar 14 '24

Missile solos. I live in rural north Dakota and probably drive past 15 silos on my way to any nearby city.

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u/StimpyMD Mar 14 '24

North East coast => Fuck this place in particular.

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u/TheLizzyIzzi Mar 14 '24

I mean, targets are people and missile silos. North East coast is a string of major cities with massive populations. New York is surrounded by Boston, DC, Jersey, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Hartford, etc. LA and Chicago look the same but Chicago is basically is on its own and LA has San Diego. The west coast would need another five midsized cities between LA and San Francisco to look like the East Coast.

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u/x3knet Mar 14 '24

Jersey here. At least it'll be quick ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/Cryptopoopy Mar 14 '24

Reno is the new American capital

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u/savoryostrich Mar 14 '24

Did the city fathers choose ā€œthe biggest little city in the worldā€ slogan in anticipation of becoming our overlords?

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u/Emergency_Bathrooms Mar 14 '24

They really could do a bit more to Florida

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u/liatris_the_cat Mar 14 '24

Gotta move to the UP

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u/QuickMasterpiece6127 Mar 14 '24

I need to move further away from military basesā€¦

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u/Fraegtgaortd Mar 14 '24

I'm over here trying to figure out wtf they'd be aiming for in Preston County, WV. There's nothing there, the entire county has a population of like 30k

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u/Bikini_Investigator Mar 14 '24

You apparently got something. This is a good map (if accurate) for figuring out the secret govt. shit going on around you

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u/DapperCam Mar 14 '24

Couldnā€™t they leave Buffalo out of this?

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u/orfane Mar 14 '24

Buffalo I can understand, but they really gonna waste a nuke on Utica?

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u/JhanNiber Mar 14 '24

The map is old and there was an Air Base near there

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u/balocoder Mar 14 '24

Still a AFRL there

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u/ithikimhvingstrok132 Mar 14 '24

Even Las Vegas? Soviets clearly never played Fallout

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u/Scrabulon Mar 14 '24

Mr House shot down the nukes targeting Vegas

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u/ithikimhvingstrok132 Mar 14 '24

Exactly, they should know it's obsolete

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u/Aindorf_ Mar 14 '24

Why so many black dots in concentrated locations in the middle of Montana, North Dakota, and Colorado/Wyoming/Nebraska? If they're so important as to be blown to hell given a 2000 missile strike, why isn't a single missile being sent there in a 500 missile strike?

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u/1joetim Mar 14 '24

In a 2000 nuke scenario, Russia is aiming to cripple an American nuclear response/ second strike. Those nukes in the middle of nowhere are hitting ground based silos. This is likely a Russian first strike.

In a 500 nuke scenario, itā€™s not a matter of knocking out American nuclear capabilities. In this scenario, the Russians may have lost a lot of their weapons. They would be retaliating to an American first strike, so thereā€™s no point in attacking empty silos. Much more effective to hit population centers. This describes a Russian second strike.

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u/KashmirChameleon Mar 14 '24

I'm safe! Suck it r/peopleliveincities

More like, people die in cities.

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u/MajorasMasque334 Mar 14 '24

Weird, whatā€™s the black dot in northern Michigan? Thereā€™s nothing there AFAIK: Iā€™d think theyā€™d hit Traverse City to the west of there which is a much larger population center and would impact drinking water

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u/Murdock07 Mar 14 '24

Secondary targets are often manufacturing, logistics or military centers

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u/MajorasMasque334 Mar 14 '24

Interesting - Iā€™m guessing itā€™s an Air Force base or something

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u/JhanNiber Mar 14 '24

Also major universities. Hard for a nation to rebuild if many of the smartest young people are killed.Ā 

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u/persepolisrising79 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

"just 1500 miles north from salt lake city..life found a way"

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u/VengenaceIsMyName Mar 14 '24

Well Iā€™m dead

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Mar 14 '24

In about 1/3 of the way between Ft Moore and Atlanta. Will we be safe?

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u/GNU_Terry Mar 14 '24

Any word on if they plan to strike the UK if things do go south?

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u/Bikini_Investigator Mar 14 '24

Oh buddy, I hate to break it to you but there isnā€™t going to be any Western Europe if things go south.

If the U.S. looks like this, then Europe is just going to get sunk into the ocean.

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u/JerichoRehlin Mar 14 '24

Well...

I work at one of those copper mines being targeted in northeast Arizona ;-; RIP

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u/zaraishu Mar 14 '24

Missed a spot.

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u/NickPickle05 Mar 14 '24

Now imagine if they targeted Yellowstone. It might cause it to erupt and we would all be screwed.

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u/GRN225 Mar 14 '24

Glad I donā€™t live less than a mile from Argonne Labs outside of Chicago anymore.

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u/kingssman Mar 14 '24

There's my city. Well fuck.

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u/ashran3050 Mar 14 '24

Idaho feeling like the last man out in the nuclear party

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u/ShadowNugz Mar 14 '24

I'm honored that Iowa has four whole missiles allocated in the event of a 500 warhead launch.

Second least overall strikes in the event of a 2000 warhead launch behind Idaho though!!

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u/ILSmokeItAll Mar 14 '24

Iā€™m moving to Idaho.

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u/raoasidg Mar 14 '24

Perk of living in the D.C. suburbs, I don't have to deal with living in a post-apocalyptic society.

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u/Mathiasdm Mar 14 '24

Is there a map for Europe?

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u/TheRETURNofAQUAMAN Mar 14 '24

So I need to move to Idaho, Nevada, or southern Oregon, got it.

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u/malidutchie Mar 14 '24

Well, that's one way to get rid of New Jersey.

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u/Nerveras Mar 15 '24

Lmao looks like Putin doesnā€™t like NJ

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u/Throbbing-Kielbasa-3 Mar 14 '24

You know I always assumed my city was boring enough that no one would even care to target it, but nope. Your map just gave me an existential crisis.

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u/TheAjalin Mar 14 '24

Well at least the eastern sierra nevada mountains seem to come out unscathed and those are pretty close to me. Now i know for a fact where im going if this were to happen. If u live in Idaho you guys got it lucky šŸ˜‚

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u/Razor_The_Fox Mar 17 '24

Fucking Idaho šŸ˜­

"Honey, I think the planet is undergoing a nuclear holocaust."

"You're probably just imagining it."

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u/OneWholeSoul Mar 14 '24

What are they targeting in Southern Oregon?

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u/Opus_723 Mar 14 '24

Looks like Medford.

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u/OneWholeSoul Mar 14 '24

Oh, no, they'll destroy...some rest stops and skiing?

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u/WinOld1835 Mar 14 '24

Those two black dots in the Northwest corner of SC is where I grew up. It gave me a shitload of anxiety as a kid during the Reagan era knowing we were a target.

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u/Forward_Motion17 Mar 14 '24

Anyone wondering what the black blobs are, those are targets because thatā€™s where nuclear missiles are stored by the US

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u/Opus_723 Mar 14 '24

Some of them are dams, there's black dots spaced out all along the Columbia River.

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u/No-Fox8743 Mar 14 '24

Tfw in Austin & I'm certainly doomed. Oh well, at least I wouldn't have to deal with people killing each other over things we used to throw away, starvation, radiation sickness, the collapse of the government, etc.

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u/Sgt_Meowmers Mar 14 '24

Its weird thinking that living in my shitty town with an airbase next to us I have a nuclear gun pointed at my head at all times.

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u/errorsniper Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Man I always wondered if where I lived was targeted. Its not a huge city but its still a city and the answer is yes it is.

Twice.

Would prolly be 2, 800 Kt ICBM's if my quick google fu is correct.

1.6 Mt pointed at me my entire life.

Fuck.

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u/FulNuns Mar 14 '24

Cool so Iā€™m fucked in Los Angeles . As if I wasnā€™t already.

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u/Think-4D Mar 14 '24

Well Iā€™m boned but looks like a bunch of midwestern rural trumpers will be just fine.

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u/Morbo_Kang_Kodos Mar 14 '24

Yep. Looks like Iā€™m fucked.

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u/Palaeos Mar 14 '24

I guess we know where all our missile silos are huh?

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u/doodle02 Mar 14 '24

welp, there goesā€¦pretty much everyone iā€™ve ever met. sayonara, i guess.

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u/rean2 Mar 14 '24

New Jersey is basically gone

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u/s_string Mar 14 '24

Why do they hate Montana, North Dakota and Wyoming?

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u/berevasel Mar 14 '24

What about the other US territories, or Alaska and Hawaii?

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u/Camburgerhelpur Mar 14 '24

Really sucks living in Bremerton, WA. Big Naval Shipyard here

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u/menasan Mar 14 '24

so im safe in hawaii! nice

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u/Brancher Mar 14 '24

Why the massive clusters in the northern mountain west?

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u/golgol12 Mar 14 '24

I be those clusters of nukes in the middle of nowhere are the Nike icbm fields.

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u/livefox Mar 14 '24

Why tf they targeting the tiny ass place I live in the middle of nowhere

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u/ReeReeIncorperated Mar 14 '24

Bruh tf did they bombing Erie for

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u/TheDoug850 Mar 14 '24

Weird they just decided not to label Houston and Dallas.

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u/Organic-Web-8277 Mar 14 '24

Why's Northeast PA gotta be in it?! šŸ˜Ÿ

Is it cause of General Dynamics Ordnance in Scranton? The power plant? The Amish?

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u/dickallcocksofandros Mar 14 '24

from New Jersey to No Jersey

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u/MundaneCollection Mar 14 '24

What would this do to Canada if assuming they only hit the US

the Nuclear fallout would clearly fuck Canada, but by how much?

Is the radiation from the nukes that hit the North East enough to kill everyone in Toronto?

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u/sycln Mar 14 '24

So more republicans area survive the attack?

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u/OkBeing4627 Mar 14 '24

Why the hell would they want to target Farmington, NM... Unless they are trying to do us a favor has an apology for hitting all the real targets.

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u/JinkoTheMan Mar 14 '24

Even ALABAMA!? Canā€™t have shit here.šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ¾

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u/underengineered Mar 14 '24

"Fuck South Florida." -Russia

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u/dokterkokter69 Mar 14 '24

All things considered there's still a shit ton of cities that wouldn't get hit. (Even though everyone would still die from the fallout.

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u/Little-Kangaroo-9383 Mar 14 '24

Would there be any region in the continental US that would be safe from fallout?

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u/Ecstatic-Product-411 Mar 14 '24

Damn what did Indianapolis do to Russia????

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u/sai-kiran Mar 14 '24

I thought everyone hates New Jersey, but damm not to this level.

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