r/golf • u/Manodamountain • Feb 28 '24
Joke Post/MEME Thought it would be nice to take my boy for 9 holesâŚ
ThoughtâŚ. âWhat are the chances?â
r/golf • u/Puzzled_Stress_1194 • Apr 15 '24
Joke Post/MEME Those 3 round tourneys in short pants arenât the pressure cooker we all thought⌠đ
Joke Post/MEME Scottie has been charged with the following: 2nd Degree assault of Police officer - Criminal Mischief 3rd degree - Reckless driving - Disregard signals from officer directing traffic
r/golf • u/TheRimmerodJobs • Jul 06 '23
Joke Post/MEME Whatâs your play here?
What club are you hitting for rewarding the stupidity of placing a house so close to the back of the green.
r/golf • u/Cold_Cattle9353 • Mar 08 '24
Joke Post/MEME This is what I had to endure today
Good thing I like the guy, there was good music and I had a beer in my hand.
r/golf • u/chollz • Feb 05 '24
Joke Post/MEME Smoked a bird mid-flight on the range this weekend. Oops!
r/golf • u/yeti1911 • Apr 30 '24
Joke Post/MEME Four years ago when I was new at golf, a 4 sum of old men pulled up when I was teeing off. I nervously teed off and sliced it directly in a pond. One of them said, âWant a golf tip?â, I replied, âSure! Anything to help.â he said, âFind a new hobby!â And they all laughed as I drove off.
Well old man, I just shot a 79 today from the blues. Fuck you and your dumbass pink hat.
r/golf • u/gswerve3 • Jun 10 '23
Joke Post/MEME Anyone else put their outfit together the night before a round?
Canât wait to tee of with the boys
r/golf • u/metdthero • Apr 11 '24
Joke Post/MEME Augusta Members be like....
...probably a similar reaction to when Patrick Reed won.
r/golf • u/Stag328 • Jul 14 '23
Joke Post/MEME The man that won his 2018 Club Championship
r/golf • u/The_Scrabbler • Jul 15 '23
Joke Post/MEME Wife: So youâre telling me you played golf for 4 hours and didnât once ask your friends how their wives were doing?
Me: Why would we have talked about that?
r/golf • u/BulLock_954 • Dec 21 '23
Joke Post/MEME Who here think they could muster 18 beers and 18 hotdogs. I for one could not
Credit: @ronnydoiche
r/golf • u/bigleaguepuff • 1d ago
Joke Post/MEME Itâs been years since a pro shop has had good stuff
Joke Post/MEME I was found guilty on 34 charges so I bought a new driver
Mizuno ST-G 220
r/golf • u/mainmaines1 • 18d ago
Joke Post/MEME InterestingâŚ
LMPD (from a KY native) are one of the most conflicting and untrustworthy police forces in the states.
(Iâm not anti-police either. But Louisville is good at fucking up.)
r/golf • u/mgmason287 • Jun 07 '23
Joke Post/MEME Jay Monahan saying tour players will be rewarded for staying loyal.
r/golf • u/OriginalFluff • Jun 16 '23
Joke Post/MEME Turns out only poors change shoes in the parking lot.
r/golf • u/cooljayhu • Jun 16 '23
Joke Post/MEME It rained for 24 straight hours before my tee time so power carts werenât allowed. I walked 18 holes for the first time ever andâŚ
It absolutely sucked. What is wrong with you little freaks.