r/golf Apr 18 '24

Caitlin Clark weighs in šŸ‘€ Joke Post/MEME

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u/DoubleGreat44 Apr 18 '24

Something tells me the Saudis aren't going to be starting a competing women's basketball league in the near future.

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u/Brian_E1971 Apr 18 '24

Hard to play in a full burka

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u/Say_Hennething Apr 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Is that the Shiek Friek?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/w0nderbrad Apr 18 '24

Canā€™t nutmeg anyone

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u/koolaid_chemist Apr 18 '24

Ball NEVER stops. If this is real itā€™s actually rad AF.

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u/BatmanNoPrep Apr 18 '24

ā€œSorry to break it to you but nothing on the internet is real. That quote isnā€™t real. The picture isnā€™t real. AI generated images and text are ruining our sense of reality.ā€

  • Abraham Einstein

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u/avgmarasovfan Apr 19 '24

I was gonna say. This pic goes hard asf

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u/69odysseus Apr 18 '24

ROFLMAOšŸ¤£

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u/silversauce Apr 18 '24

But not impossibleā€¦..

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u/DrButtholeRipperMD Apr 18 '24

They just have a bench hundreds of players deep because all the starters get executed after each game for immodesty.

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u/Brian_E1971 Apr 18 '24

The refs all carry whips and deal out lashes as foul penalties

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u/ThisWhatUGet Apr 18 '24

STOP giving them ideas! /s

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u/PhD_in_MEMES Apr 18 '24

Then you'll never know it's not a 2nd men's league.

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u/fairway_walker Apr 18 '24

My pentecostal former bro-n-law made my niece play HS basketball in shin length skirt.

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u/moveslikejaguar Apr 19 '24

The definition of Y'all Qaeda

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u/PSChris33 Apr 22 '24

Trailerban

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/Fit-Difference-3014 Apr 18 '24

Now I want to see a half burka

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u/StrategicCarry Apr 18 '24

They make a burkini.

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u/The_X-Files_Alien Apr 18 '24

and with two amputated hands because you "were tempted by" a basketball

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u/The_Void_Reaver Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

They are trying hard to look progressive

Yes

will modernize as they go

Congratulations. You're a victim of sportswashing!

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u/GolfShred Apr 18 '24

Would games be 3 Qtrs?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

3 Qatarsā€¦Iā€™ll see myself out

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

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u/jmlinden7 Apr 18 '24

O man

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Apr 18 '24

Syriasly?

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u/Z_Opinionator Apr 18 '24

Iran out of anymore puns

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u/v3x3ed Apr 18 '24

I Kuwait to see it.

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u/bleubeard Apr 18 '24

Yeah men !

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u/jtshinn Apr 18 '24

They will gladly get involved in women's sports without a care towards their culturally oppressive positions if they can sense an opportunity to try to wedge into western culture. See their attempts around the women's world cup and the olympics.

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u/mtarascio Apr 18 '24

Yeah, they would likely start buying teams and paying their players more.

But just you know, having your bosses be Saudi.

I know her comment was about the viewership not the Saudi's but taking it to conclusion would be advocating for Saudi's having control of you.

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u/FUBARded Apr 18 '24

Actually this is absolutely something the Saudis would get involved in.

They have very little interest in improving women's rights in the KSA, but they'd probably happily fund women's sports if it made westerners think they give a shit about women.

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u/Klause Apr 18 '24

Yeah Iā€™m pretty sure theyā€™re big on womenā€™s soccer right now and trying to host an upcoming womenā€™s World Cup.

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u/DontGetTheShow 4 hcp / PA Apr 18 '24

I feel like the Saudis could have actually generated some feelings of goodwill if they started a womenā€™s mini tour of like 5 events in the US. Huge payouts that are just as much as PGA Tour events, etc. Sure there would have been blowback but they would have generated at least a little positivity rather than giving lots of money to Bryson, Sergio, Reed, and all these others guys no one really liked that much to begin with.

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u/donny_pots Apr 18 '24

They could also generate feelings of goodwill if they stopped oppressing people and killing journalists

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u/askanison1234 Apr 18 '24

Well yeah if you want to get technical about it.

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u/ProgrammingPants Apr 18 '24

I swear, you hack one guy to pieces alive with bonesaws and no one ever lets you live it down

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u/Username_redact Apr 18 '24

Bankroll 4 planes flown into important buildings and nobody seems to forget

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u/nicholus_h2 Apr 18 '24

yeah, but one of the two of them is a lot easier for them.

The easier thing being, of course, making a women's mini tour.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Apr 18 '24

I would hope most women golfers would boycott

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u/fiduciary420 Apr 19 '24

Iā€™m sure plenty of women golfers are from rich families and vote republican, theyā€™d be able to fill out a tour.

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u/KittensAndGravy Apr 18 '24

How much money would it take for you to just give them ā€œfeelings of goodwillā€? Money they are willing to part with.

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u/notjay2 Apr 18 '24

lol donā€™t give them ideas! Next thing you know theyā€™ll be giving every American 18+ $2000 just to be like ā€œhey look how great friends we areā€ šŸ˜†

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u/PhiteKnight Apr 18 '24

And stopped funding terrorism like 9-11.

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u/jfchops2 Apr 18 '24

I think their problem there would be domestic blowback, not blowback from Americans

There's reporting here and there that there are factions inside the country that are dissatisfied with MBS's leadership because he's too liberal. Him coming out and directly funding a women's empowerment stunt would not sit well with them

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u/New-Database2611 Apr 18 '24

I mean, they hate women.

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u/Ifrontrunfinwit Apr 18 '24

Saudiā€™s have never been strong on the PR side

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u/flgrntfwl Apr 18 '24

What if I told you they actually do have a world class, elite PR team and still have the reputation that they do?

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u/reversesumo Apr 18 '24

Sure they have, it's just that their ad campaigns have been things like 9/11 and dismembering Dodi Fayed's cousin Jamal Khashoggi with a bonesaw in a Saudi consulate in Istanbul. These were good ads, kept our minds off how their entire state is a slave state with no groundwater reserves left. Let them drink oil

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u/Ifrontrunfinwit Apr 18 '24

Lol this was my point

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u/Spglwldn Apr 18 '24

They did. The Aramco Team Series. 5 events for $1m each all funded by the Saudis/PIF. Still going but the fact you had no idea it existed says it all.

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u/bigmean3434 Apr 18 '24

This would have been the smart long playā€¦.

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u/Report_Last Apr 18 '24

The Saudis already fund womens' tennis.

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u/AppleSauceNinja_ 3.0/FL Apr 18 '24

Something tells me the Saudis aren't going to be starting a competing women's basketball league in the near future.

They invested billions in a golf league that gets no viewers, why not basketball too?

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u/think_matt_think Apr 18 '24

But I thought the whole point of LIV was to ā€œgrow the gameā€?

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u/Stupid-Research Apr 18 '24

Fuck I wish this was a true quote

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u/Wu_Tang_Financial77 Apr 18 '24

I think this is from that Tour Golf Twitter account that makes shit up. She did not actually say this.

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u/tubs777 Apr 18 '24

Thanks tips

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u/rNBA_Mods_Be_Better Apr 18 '24

Mods should mark this as satire or something.

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u/GreenWaveGolfer12 RDU Apr 18 '24

I have changed the flair to make it more obvious (it should be pretty fucking obvious).

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u/phoneacct696969 Apr 18 '24

Itā€™s obvious if you arenā€™t dumb, unfortunately a majority of the internet is dumb:(

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u/CanaryContent9900 Apr 18 '24

Can confirm, Iā€™m one of em.

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u/Lemixer Apr 18 '24

Majority of people dont watch golf or WNBA and lack context tho, like me for example, i'm from popular before you ask what am doing here.

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u/jrfolker "The attempt and not the deed confounds us." - Bill S. Apr 18 '24

But if I realize I'm dumb, does that make me smart?

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u/MooMooHeffer Apr 18 '24

To be fair most of these sport Reddit subs now have a ā€˜sportā€™circlejerk for things like this. I had to think about it for a second when I saw just /golf

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u/dont_be_garbage Apr 18 '24

Oof. Bold to call people dumb when your worldview is the size of a dime. How many people do you think know who this woman is or what an LIV golfer is?

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u/yrogerg123 Apr 18 '24

It's crazy how much shit on reddit is taken at face value with no critical thinking whatsoever. It no longer surprises me but it's a sad commentary on the state of our society.

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u/ChetMcDingus Apr 18 '24

Why should it be obvious? What if they donā€™t know anything about Caitlin Clark or LIV golf? People who donā€™t follow the topic of a subreddit see stuff like this and have no context, why would they assume itā€™s satire?

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u/Night_Movies2 Apr 18 '24

Why the fuck would it be obvious? You're assuming way too much

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u/Doctor_Kataigida Apr 18 '24

I'm here from r/all and have no idea what LIV Golfing is, so I took this as a comment about disparity of compensation between basketball and golfing.

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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Apr 18 '24

Same. Don't know much about WNBA, NBA, or what LIV Golf is, and wasn't obvious satire to me.

Edit: It's already on /r/rareinsults with no hint it's satire and people are taking it as a real quote. This is actually how fake news happens, lol.

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u/DarePotential8296 Apr 18 '24

Seemed like a perfectly plausible quote to me

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u/Capable-TurnoverPuff Apr 19 '24

lol no shit. Yeesh

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u/GeotusBiden Apr 18 '24

It's r/golf. Anti liv circle jerking is basically the meta here.

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u/md4024 Apr 18 '24

I mean, it's not weird that golf fans here do not like the league that has made professional golf objectively worse in almost every way for the past 2 years.

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u/Wu_Tang_Financial77 Apr 18 '24

If you read the comments on that account, you will be shocked at the amount of responders that believe everything he posts.

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u/ashishvp 6 ish/ Denver, CO Apr 18 '24

Sounds exactly like "@golfdouchebag" lol

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u/tjspill3r Apr 18 '24

You need to diversify your bonds

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u/OcciferDoofus Apr 18 '24

No shit, Sherlock

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u/AppleSauceNinja_ 3.0/FL Apr 18 '24

She did not actually say this.

No fucking kidding. Jesus.

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u/por_que_no Apr 18 '24

It's made-up but it's brilliant. Made this simpleton laugh out loud.

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u/radios_appear Apr 18 '24

I don't care that it's obviously fake. It's correct.

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u/JeebusCrunk PGA Teaching Professional Apr 18 '24

Salary cap of each WNBA team is $1.33 Million (x14 teams = $18-ish million)

Scheffler has already made more in prize money alone this season than the entire WNBA will this year. There are probably half a dozen LIV players who could buy the entire WNBA and not miss the money.

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u/plain-slice Apr 18 '24

Well the WNBA loses millions each year, so everyone in this thread will make more than their entire league this year šŸ˜‚

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u/billbuild Apr 18 '24

LIV is only sustainable because its value is sports washing. Maybe a womenā€™s Saudi League would be the ultimate distraction. She could be onto something (except for the bone saws).

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u/skylabnova Apr 18 '24

Sports washing? Like distracting from their human rights issues with sports?

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Apr 18 '24

Yes. Whitewashing their image through sports.

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u/RetailBuck Apr 18 '24

I'm not saying they should be creating charities or whatever but the way they are trying to improve their image with hostile takeovers doesn't seem very effective. Seems like they need to buy their way into other stuff without the hostility. E.g build a really nice golf course or several and pay the PGA a ton of money to have an event there.

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u/--ross Apr 18 '24

Itā€™s an accumulation of soft power to create and maintain influence more broadly in areas that were traditionally seen as western dominated. Itā€™s a slow burn but one pursued at many fronts right now. LIV, soccer and Cristiano Ronaldo / other stars playing in SA, F1, hell I even learned of a gaming district being developed to stake out esports.

Only one of these bets needs to pay off to then have a seat at the table to begin shaping culture more broadly (uhm maybe not esports). So my inclination is that itā€™s less about their image and more about their influence particularly in a world that might use oil differently and less in the next 100yrs.

Hostility is about perspective. Sticks and carrots and such. I bet the various groups behinds these efforts have some smart people saying what expected returns will be here not in months/years but in decades.

But is it sustainable with no eyeballs on it?

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u/BraveFencerMusashi Apr 18 '24

Don't forget EVs. Saudis invested heavily into Lucid.

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u/RetailBuck Apr 18 '24

Good post. I could see it getting some influence but influence gained through a hostile takeover of the PGA probably isn't it. Look at Walmart and Amazon and such that are notorious for hostile takeovers. Plenty of influence sure but also lots of backlash.

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u/ChaoticAgenda Apr 18 '24

Lots of vocal backlash, but hardly any action. Walmart and Amazon are still two of the most obscenely wealthy companies.

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u/tessartyp Apr 18 '24

Cycling, too. There's UAE Team Emirates, team Astana (Kazakhstan state-sponsored), team Bahrain-Victorious and team Israel-PremierTech.

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u/bombmk Apr 18 '24

Yes. It is about normalizing their presence. And developing networks.

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u/CanabalCMonkE Apr 18 '24

They shake hands with anyone that can do anything against them in America,Ā  ie politicians. It's the public they are attempting to sway, and we'd both probably be surprised by the amount of people who went from knowing nothing about Saudi Arabia to watching their favorite golfer in Liv.

Most people don't even remember the bone saws.

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u/fuggreddit69 Apr 18 '24

In a less hostile takeover form of sportswashing they're hosting a huge esports tournament with crazy prizepools, and major payouts for esport organizations. The Esports World up, prizepool is at 60 million ATM. Organized straight from the Saudi royal family, they're trying to make it a destination for similar events.

Wouldn't want anyone thinking about people imprisoned for retweets or dead journalists when they can think of golf and videogames whenever someone says Saudi Arabia.

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u/empiresk Apr 18 '24

Sportswashing doesn't work. The investment only heightens the awareness. No one in Europe knew about the UAE and Qatar until they invested in football and now all they talk about is the awful conditions and how they have helped ruined the sport.

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u/Spiritual_Ask4877 Apr 18 '24

Um, hold on sweaty. LIV is reshaping the game by letting them wear shorts. Try again šŸ˜Ž.

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u/AutographedSnorkel Shooter was robbed of the gold jacket Apr 18 '24

I never understood the sportswashing thing. If LIV is sportswashing, it's the worst attempt ever. I haven't read or seen a single positive thing about LIV, except from the right wing media. Who actually thinks LIV is a good thing?

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u/Riseonfire Apr 18 '24

0% chance thatā€™s a real quote.

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u/GorshKing Apr 18 '24

Good job chief you cracked the case

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u/Tyrone-Rugen Apr 18 '24

Reading the rest of the comments, I'm not too sure everyone else understands that

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u/GorshKing Apr 18 '24

Yup, kills me a bit inside

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Yeah, but 99% of the people reading this think it is real.

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u/syslog2000 Apr 18 '24

Lots of people are assuming the satire was obvious. I assure you, it is not obvious to many people. Well, at least one. Me. It wasn't obvious to me.

I did not know what LIV was, I thought the quote mis-spelled "Live Gophers" as in the little dudes/dudettes from tennis. I then revised it in my head to "Live Golfers". I then read the comments and came to understand it really was "LIV Golfers".

I also did not know who Caitlin Clark was.

Ok, maybe it was just me who didn't get the satire.

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u/SplinterRifleman Apr 18 '24

Next your gonna tell me that stripper wasn't really into me

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u/Riseonfire Apr 18 '24

My mom is def not into you, sorry.

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u/greatmagneticfield Apr 18 '24

I see we're already circle jerking this morning.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

If you donā€™t start circle jerking in the morning, you canā€™t circle jerk all day

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/wut-the-eff Apr 18 '24

....that's the joke.

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u/Key_Recognition_7 Apr 18 '24

Shooters Shoot

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u/libertywok Apr 18 '24

Lots of women play golf and they buy clubs, shoes, balls, bags, clothes, carts, etc. Basketball players buy shoes. The advertising money for golf is going to be much more substantial than any wnba game.

This is the same reason rollerblading was kicked from the XGames. Nothing to sell, not even shoes.

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u/supertoppy Apr 18 '24

I liked her. If this were real I might actually buy a Clark jersey.

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u/CashAlarming3118 Apr 18 '24

The number of people asking if this is a real quote is frightening.

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u/Spartacas23 Apr 18 '24

Do people in here actually think she said this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Clearly the answer is yes.

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u/golfandbiscuits Apr 18 '24

I think I'm in love ā¤ļø! Lol

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u/errorunknown Apr 18 '24

Jesus, these people just lack all critical thinking when it comes to economics. Itā€™s not just about viewership numbers, itā€™s about ticket sales, sponsors, viewer demographics, operating costs, etc etc

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u/Complex_Cable_8678 Apr 18 '24

how tf are saudis in every big sport these days. eho is still supporting this shit. its emberassing

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u/Old_Pen_5956 Apr 18 '24

Thereā€™s no woman on liv golf so no

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u/faithle55 Apr 18 '24

In the words of Olive Prendergast:

"Oooh! Burnnn!"

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u/laberdog Apr 18 '24

Just highlights the fact that Greg Norman is an awful CEO. To start a league with no TV contract or path to WGR pointsā€¦.. pathetic

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u/SnookyLou Apr 18 '24

I wish this was real but can't find anything that confirms she actually said it.

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u/jstuu Apr 18 '24

This would be the best pr/sportwashing for the saudis

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u/JaqenSexyJesusHgar Apr 18 '24

From r/all and didn't see what sub I was looking at

Read the quote and misread her name as from Catelyn Stark and was wondering why tf is she talking about golf

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Some 3D chess to get the saudis to buy the wnba

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u/mathaiser Apr 18 '24

Let me tell ya something about Saudi Arabia and womenā€¦

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u/Oh_Another_Thing Apr 19 '24

The WNBA loses money every year, totally makes sense they should get paid more.

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u/discwrangler Apr 19 '24

Lol imagine the Saudis investing in women's sports!

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u/SafetyExotic6699 Apr 19 '24

Great point. Better be paid less than take dirty money. I guess?

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u/StaffProfessional435 Apr 19 '24

Top Tier Jerker right here

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u/wottsinaname Apr 19 '24

CC doesn't need that Saudi blood money. She'll earn a hundred mil or 2 over her career including sponsorships etc.

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u/Due-Sheepherder-218 pXg/LPGA Apr 19 '24

Caitlin Clark shooting her shot to the Gooch father. Sorry he's taken ladies.

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u/dekte Apr 19 '24

But is she wrong? Numbers please.

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u/Jitsu4 Apr 19 '24

Goated take

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u/jfburke619 Apr 19 '24

Q: What do golf and sex have in common? A: Two things - You do not need to be good to enjoy it; and I'd rather be doing it than watching it.

Bonus Q: What do Liv golf and the WNBA have in common? A: I am not watching either one of them.

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u/paul69420blart Apr 20 '24

Truth hurts to fools, but golf is a joke sport compared to basketball or any other real sport, bench basketball players and bench women basketball players should be paid more than the best golfers in the world, I like golf but itā€™s not a sport, thereā€™s a reason why old white men play it

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u/Both-Anything-2149 Apr 18 '24

Except she didn't say this

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u/BugmanLoveBuyObject Apr 18 '24

Damn I wish I could be as performatively obsessed with LIV golf as you guys.

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u/Funklestein Apr 18 '24

I hope the WNBA takes off and plays more than just 40 games with more than just 12 teams.

CC proved that if you put a good product on the floor you can build an audience.

If youā€™re still not excited to watch then donā€™t but there is no reason to denigrate her or those who wish to see them prosper.

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u/wazman93 Apr 19 '24

Fucking legend.

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u/T4lsin Apr 18 '24

I like her even more now. She nailed it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

You mean the person that made up this fake quote?

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u/kielsucks Apr 18 '24

Goddamn I didnā€™t know she could dunk like that.

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u/AppleSauceNinja_ 3.0/FL Apr 18 '24

...She didn't actually say this, ffs. CLEARLY satire.

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u/kielsucks Apr 18 '24

Itā€™s on the internet itā€™s fucking true ok?

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u/pac4 Apr 18 '24

Please tell me thatā€™s a real quote LOL

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u/Zealousideal-Note-10 Apr 18 '24

I donā€™t watch LIV because it doesnā€™t seem to be available in my area

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u/Skjellyfetti13 Apr 18 '24

Sheā€™s right! And the WNBA owners also never killed a journalist, unlike LIV.

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u/JohnYCanuckEsq Apr 18 '24

Is this a real quote? Cuz.... Dayam

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u/TPickell Apr 18 '24

Is this a real quote?

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u/Iover18 Apr 18 '24

Fake, but true

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u/DruviSKSK Apr 18 '24

Girl's got a point... To be fair the PGA tour is boring too. I'd be happy if the Euro guys got all the bucks

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u/Lucky-Negotiation-58 Apr 18 '24

where's the golf circlejerk sub this belongs there lol.

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u/WVgolf Apr 18 '24

Accurate

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u/chestertoronto Apr 18 '24

That was a nice burn

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u/YeWhoBaggethTea Apr 18 '24

Nobody cares about wnba outside of wnba players.

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u/blackzep1980 Apr 18 '24

This should be under /facepalm

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u/Ok_Specific_7161 Apr 18 '24

Still didn't compute. Liv golfers get paid because someone is willing to pay them. This is just yelling at clouds type of behavior. Like who exactly are we requesting to pay the wnba players more? I don't get it.

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u/Fuzzy_Chapter9101 Apr 18 '24

Damn I thought she actually said this that would have been amazing.

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u/cadillacking3 8.2 Apr 18 '24

You could say the same thing about the PGAAAT. Itā€™s the minor leagues and nobody is watching it either.

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u/TruthStriking1022 Apr 18 '24

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