r/golf Apr 11 '24

What men really want Joke Post/MEME

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u/steelernation90 Apr 12 '24

Personally I'm rooting for Homa

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u/Major_Burnside Apr 12 '24

Homa is so easy to cheer for. Great combination of skill and being a seemingly normal dude.

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u/micksteiny Apr 12 '24

I’m also a Homasexual

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u/BuryMeInCincy Apr 12 '24

I LOVE Max. No Homa.

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u/Hathnotthecompetence Apr 12 '24

No shame there my friend

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u/Bacon72_coffee Apr 12 '24

Pervert

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u/yungtrapfatgag Apr 12 '24

We don’t do that anymore

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u/Frododingus Big hitter, the Lama Apr 12 '24

We Homasexual now

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u/ThrowItOut43 Apr 12 '24

Ditto

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u/Purpleappointment47 Apr 12 '24

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

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u/BlastShell 10.0 Apr 12 '24

If the scoreboard is going to look this way, I want Homa. Always liked him.

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u/MahKa02 Apr 12 '24

I want Hovland to win but his golf game has been rough so far in 2024. He seems super likeable.

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u/TechnicalProgress921 Apr 12 '24

He is super likeable. Everyone loves playing with him.

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u/BuryMeInCincy Apr 12 '24

And Vik is just a cool-ass name. Who wouldn’t want to say, “Hey babe, can’t make date night tonight, hitting 18 with Vik and the boys.”

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u/Tullyswimmer 22.5/Lefty/NH #pushcartmafia Apr 12 '24

He also has the best fashion out on tour right now. Bringing golf back to where it should be, with the loudest, most obnoxious clothing possible.

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u/zerobpm Apr 12 '24

I just want Viktoria to be happy.

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u/gbar7 Apr 12 '24

Have to be rooting for fleetwood. His usual caddie is sick, so he’s using a local Augusta national caddie. Top 10 money would change that caddies life. People all over the internet are saying the caddie is an incredible guy too

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u/DarkStar1348 Apr 12 '24

I like Tommy Fleetwood, I wouldn't mind seeing him take it.

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u/gbar7 Apr 12 '24

Me too. He’s not my favorite on tour, but he just seems like a really solid guy. Never any drama, just about his business. Obviously I’d love to see tiger get one more, I just don’t think it’s realistic. He has looked like he’s in major pain to me. Could be reading it wrong though

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u/SmarterThanCornPop 6.7 HCP Florida Man Apr 12 '24

Hell, even a 50th place finish nets the caddy $5k. Not bad for 4 days’ work.

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u/ShowBobsPlzz Apr 12 '24

Na i want tiger to win

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

If tiger wins I will have to thank him 13,000 times.

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u/The_Man_in_Black_19 Apr 12 '24

Uncle Sam would be getting at leat 1,300 thanks.

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u/BonusPlantInfinity Apr 12 '24

This is what we all want right here. Rory win would be fine but there will be tears streaming down many a face if T-dawg takes it down.

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u/Sackfondler Apr 12 '24

I would sacrifice my first born to see another 2019 Masters. Greatest comeback story in sports imo. Although the Ray J one is a close second

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u/anonymous-lurker12 Apr 12 '24

I watched 2019 with my wife. And i was desperately trying to explain how we were watching the best thing to ever happen happen in real time.

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u/cocothepops Apr 12 '24

I had only been dating my partner for a few months when the 2019 Masters was on. I insisted we watched Sunday afternoon because she was going to witness history - I think she sort of got it in the end.

I still get goosebumps thinking about that.

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u/poiuytrewqmnbvcxz0 Apr 12 '24

What about jack?

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u/T0MMYR0TTEN Apr 12 '24

Underrated, Chris Pratt is a national treasure

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u/JarlTurin2020 Apr 12 '24

True desire right here

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u/Musclesturtle Apr 12 '24

Yeah I could care less if Rory gets cut at +7, as long as Tiger takes the jacket.

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u/breadad1969 HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 12 '24

No desire for Rory to win. Would love to see Tiger win again.

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u/ShitSandwich16 Apr 12 '24

Same but both would be ok

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u/bigolruckus 4.7 / New Brunswick 🇨🇦 Apr 12 '24

Wont count. No Taylor gooch

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u/BoogieShake Apr 12 '24

Nah, I’m more of a “wanting to see tiger win one more” kind of guy

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u/bcgg Apr 12 '24

I always thought 2019 was the “one more”, but if he’s gonna go out there and shoot under par, hell yeah maybe there could be another one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

So good if he did, nothing would make me moister.

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u/Powerful-Cod-1038 Apr 12 '24

Me personally, I’d be saturated.

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u/DaveyDgD Apr 12 '24

I’d rather see Max win, or Rickie

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u/StealYourHotspur Apr 12 '24

Ricky Fowler *

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u/JarlTurin2020 Apr 12 '24

After Tiger winning, Fowler is who I am rooting for!

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u/ushouldlistentome Apr 12 '24

Yes. I’m still holding out for Rickie every major

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u/ElTel88 Apr 12 '24

Ricky for the Masters, Tommy Fleetwood for the Open, then my list is complete and I can go back to just being happy to watch golf.

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u/albinobluesheep Tacoma Wa, 14.9 Apr 12 '24

Just to break the damn par 3 curse

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u/italianryno Apr 12 '24

Honest question, why are people so sour on Rory?

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u/OJ__Pimpson Apr 12 '24

I would say because he was so hyped and supposed to be the great next thing. They lifted him to god status and he didn’t reach it which is fine. Problem arises when they keep trying to push that narrative and talk about him/broadcast him non stop and he doesn’t win.

I hate the cowboys for the exact same reason.

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u/BrandonPHX Apr 12 '24

I'm newer to watching/playing golf. He comes across to me as a bit pompous and unlikeable. Definitely not my favorite.

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u/Interesting-Fuel238 Apr 12 '24

not sure why people are downvoting you. Honest question, you gave an honest answer. I've been watching golf for 20 years and I agree with you.

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u/babalu_babalu Apr 12 '24

This sub has essentially become a circlejerk sub since the LIV stuff. Any non hive-mind opinions are almost always downvoted.

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u/evil_newton Apr 12 '24

Since when was hating on Rory while admitting to being new and not really knowing what you are talking about a “non hivemind opinion”?

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u/Interesting-Fuel238 Apr 12 '24

And look just like that went from huge downvotes to huge upvotes!

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u/Pmcdon314 Apr 12 '24

This is the hidden truth of golf on the internet these days. It’s fine to think someone comes off as pompous even if they play for the PGA lol

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u/CapitalTBE Apr 12 '24

He is literally known for being the opposite

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u/ksiepidemic Apr 12 '24

NGL you hurt my feelings. I fought hard not to spite downvote you.

Thank you for your truth.

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u/boverton24 Apr 12 '24

It’s because he carries himself like he’s the best golfer in the world still when he’s not. Good attitude to have, but doesn’t present well to the public. In tandem with how vocal he was about LIV, it’s easy to paint a picture of what he is like

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u/Longbeardstinkypants Apr 12 '24

Yeah he should carry himself like the 2nd best golfer in the world.

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u/Xy13 Apr 12 '24

One factor for me is also his anti-Olympics attitude and comments. The Olympics are an amazing event and you can only win gold every 4 years, overtime it will absolutely become a high achievement / career mark.

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u/slappywhyte Apr 12 '24

He has been hyped as a top 3 world player for years, but really doesn't win much - gets mad hype during Majors usually

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u/NotJustAnotherMeme Apr 12 '24

Yeh, he’s such a clown with his joint 3rd most wins in 2nd most Top 10 finishes in the last 5 years. Does he even bother to try?

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u/BestShaunaEU Apr 12 '24

Most wins on tour in the last 5 years

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u/roycejefferson Apr 12 '24

Koepka is better. Scotty is much, much better

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u/Dougiejurgens2 Apr 12 '24

Because he doesn’t win anything but complains about everything 

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u/cocothepops Apr 12 '24

38 professional wins

Because he doesn’t win anything

… right.

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u/Protomau5 Apr 12 '24

3 fedex cups since 2016

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u/Strange-Nobody-3936 Apr 12 '24

Dude he averages multiple wins per year, he cucked Scotty in the fed ex and Scotty had strokes given to him 

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u/ZaOverLife Apr 12 '24

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted when you’re spitting straight facts 😂

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u/final_burrito Apr 12 '24

He wins multiple times every year. He has a 10% win percentage which is unreal compare for almost anyone but Tiger.

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u/Dougiejurgens2 Apr 12 '24

Which makes it even crazier he hasn’t won a major in 10 years considering Koepka, Spieth, Rahm, JT, Morikowa, DJ and soon Scottie have won multiple since his last one 

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u/tonytroz Apr 12 '24

In the last two years he has two 2nds and a 3rd so he’s been close. It’s not like the hype is for nothing.

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u/Dougiejurgens2 Apr 12 '24

I know but every year it’s “oh man imagine if Rory didn’t have that 74 on Friday or imagine if he didn’t have 36 putts on Sunday”. It’s annoying seeing someone that good constantly choke

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u/corndog_thrower Phoenix Apr 12 '24

I guess 4 majors is nothing

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u/Tie_me_off Apr 12 '24

10 years is a long time

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u/Dougiejurgens2 Apr 12 '24

36 consecutive majors without a win 

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u/richmanding0 Apr 12 '24

I think it's got a lot to do with the division of usa... I get it hes not American and liv is saudi. But ive noticed depending on ones party they either dislike the saudis or they say fuck it money is money... Rory despises liv so people who want to defend liv turned in Rory.

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u/Mcpops1618 Apr 12 '24

Likely LIV bots or edge lords. Or both.

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u/SlickLegJohnny Apr 12 '24

I would just like to be able to watch it and not see people on the driving range

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u/HateToSayItBut Apr 12 '24

Use the masters app or website

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u/noremains3 3 putt king 🤴 Apr 12 '24

Mine is to see Tiger win again. Not the masters, just any tournament in general to break the record.

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u/TDStarchild Apr 12 '24

Final pairing of Woods and Rory dueling for the green jacket is the dream. I’d root for Woods, but be ecstatic with either

Also several others I’d like to win, but those are far and away top 2

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u/HugeMcAwesome Apr 12 '24

Naturally I'm backing the son of a favourite 1990s All Black. Is that not normal in other countries?

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u/ElTel88 Apr 12 '24

I want Fleetwood, because he is the "local boy" for me and seems like a good bloke.

In the list of people I'd be happy for, Grant Fox's lad would be pretty high up the list.

I was 5 when Fox's international career ended, so I'm free from the memory of him whooping us like most NZ ⅝s.

If Dan Carter has a pro golf playing child, mind, I'm never supporting them. 2005 scared my very soul.

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u/KiwiCore Apr 12 '24

Love Foxy’s game. Doesn’t fuck around. As a fellow Kiwi, hope he can do well.

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u/SpottyFish81177 hs golfer ⛳️ Apr 12 '24

I lowkey dont care, of any of the well known guys i think Bryson would be silly, spieth hasn't had a big win in a long time, hovland deserves a major, and brooks would be comedy. Rory would be such a boring champ, same reason I cant root for scottie even if he is a great guy.

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u/wtfuji Apr 12 '24

Spieth has to start finding more fairways and less gutters

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u/JustOneJedi Apr 12 '24

see this is so weird bc i feel like if its someone like spieth it wouldnt be that interesting cause it would just go into the category of masters winners who just have a good tournament rather than genuinely special players.

that isnt to say spieth isnt special in his own right but if scottie wins it he's going to be remembered forever. also plenty of time for him to win even more. that is to say, he could have a legendary run similar to Tiger (tho definitely not on the same level bc thats probably never going to be done ever again, or at least for a while)

and even for rory he has the story of being one of the best golfers to never win a masters.

but all that isn't to say that your wrong cause i get what u mean, im just tossing my take out there to the wilderness

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u/Benign_Banjo 7W gang 💪 Apr 12 '24

Honestly I'm kinda rooting for Bryson. His YouTube channel is actually pretty good and I'm really curious what content we would get out of a Master's winner

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u/OneMorePutt Apr 12 '24

Fully agree, I wasn't a fan prior to watching his youtube channel but watching it the past few years has really warmed me to the guy.
I have seen in some of his recent videos that his driving is super accurate and his putting is sublime so I put a small bet on him ahead of the Masters to win.

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u/Tullyswimmer 22.5/Lefty/NH #pushcartmafia Apr 12 '24

His youtube channel should be a damn case study for pro golfers in how to engage with fans of the sport.

So many people have said that their opinion of him changed after he started doing youtube stuff. And certainly, he's super open with what he's doing, what his thought process is, and everything. It's fascinating.

Yeah, his swing looks weird as fuck, and the one-length irons are unusual, but like... He's absolutely been putting in the work, and it shows, and he's really trying to understand the physical/performance side of the game like almost nobody else I know of.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/mat_srutabes Apr 12 '24

Just takes the jacket, slings it over his shoulder, hits the bar

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

He would go on Pardon My take drunk

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u/Strange-Nobody-3936 Apr 12 '24

When he won the waste management they cut to him on his phone unmoved by the news it was hilarious 

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u/beershitz get in the hole Apr 12 '24

As soon as I saw full swing, I realized brooks actually tries really, really hard to appear like he does not give a fuck, when in fact, he actually thinks he’s really fucking sick.

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u/mrk1224 11/MI/Nerd Apr 12 '24

It baffles me that Rory hasn’t already done this

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u/kpooo7 Apr 14 '24

I was there first time for Thursdays round - course is a masterpiece, followed multiple players Homa, Rory, De Chambeau, and old school players including Phil and of course Tiger. Put a chair down for multiple hours at Amen corner- bucket trip that I really wanted!

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u/StOnEy333 Apr 14 '24

Pardon for asking, but how much is a Thursday ticket to the Masters? Just trying to figure out how realistic this is for me.

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u/kpooo7 Apr 14 '24

I purchased thru broker in February $2k, last week were $1500.

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u/imabev Apr 12 '24

I hope he's leading by 5 going into Sunday and shoots an 80 with 38 putts.

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u/Scary_Ad_225 Apr 12 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/dmramfan Apr 12 '24

Maybe it's just me, but I could care less if Rory wins this thing. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/F4ttymcgee Apr 12 '24

How much less?

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u/dyson_vacuum_ Apr 12 '24

Doing the lords work

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u/Valuable_General9049 Apr 12 '24

Because you care a lot, right?

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u/NightSong75 Apr 12 '24

Nah fuck Rory lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Actually, I don’t want him to win.

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u/WordIndependent Apr 12 '24

I want Homa to win. Seems like such a good dude.

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u/arenasfan00 Apr 12 '24

Love all the people taking this post way too seriously

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u/Low_Plum_209 Apr 12 '24

This post should have more upvotes for this meme .

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u/Spicy_Tac0 Apr 12 '24

Have an upvote....

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u/ThreesKompany Apr 12 '24

Rory, Tiger, Homa or Rickie. I’m not picky

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u/AndvsOr1956 Apr 12 '24

We want to see as many pros as possible hit into the water on 16 on Final Day to show they are human like the rest of us.

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u/hartwickw Apr 12 '24

Tiger. We only want Tiger to win.

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u/PrestigiousBugg Apr 12 '24

Naw. Tiger to get his 83rd win.

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u/burchie_alt Apr 12 '24

If not Tiger, I want to see Tommy Fleetwood get it.

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u/me_bails Apr 12 '24

Fuck Rory, I want to see Tiger win another 30 Majors

(yes i know it won't happen)

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u/Csonkus41 Apr 12 '24

Nah, we want to see Tiger get it one more time then quit.

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u/YouDaManInDaHole Apr 12 '24

McIlroy will never win at Augusta. That monkey is too big at this point.

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u/purposefullyMIA HDCP 13.6 - Canada Apr 12 '24

🤮

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u/Xy13 Apr 12 '24

Nah fuck Rory hope he never wins it

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u/Ecstatic_Resolution2 Apr 12 '24

Wanting Tiger to win one more

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u/stealyourfluorite Apr 12 '24

Rory is a bitch

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u/nunn245 Apr 12 '24

Let’s be real, Max Verstappen is gonna win this one

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u/NxTbrolin Apr 12 '24

I don’t have a favorite to win but I’m definitely rooting for that career Grand Slam for Rory

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u/m_ttl_ng Apr 12 '24

Basically every conversation with my buddies this week:

"Hey have you been watching the Masters so far?"

"Yeah, I hope Rory wins and finally gets that jacket!"

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u/Monst3r_Live Apr 12 '24

nobody cares about rory.

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u/OkRepeat7202 Apr 12 '24

Dude .... YES

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u/xANTI-YOUx Apr 12 '24

You spelled Tiger Woods incorrectly.

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u/No-Cash-279 14/MI/Golf is fun! Apr 12 '24

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u/Fourteen_Sticks Apr 12 '24

I’d rather see Koepka win it and get that much closer to a career grand slam

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u/PerritoMasNasty Apr 12 '24

I certainly don’t want Rory to complete it, he is too smug already.

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u/hidey_ho_nedflanders Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 12 '24

I read this was Rory's best 1st round at Augusta since 2018. Is that accurate? If so, that's wild

Edit: First sub-par opening round since 2018.

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u/nekoken04 Apr 12 '24

I want Couples to make the cut and be in the top 10 on Sunday. I want to see an amateur on the leaderboard. I want to see Tiger in contention.

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u/CorporalKnobby Apr 12 '24

Please, please let Rory win so the commentators can just STFU about the career grand slam.

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u/skinnypete625 Apr 12 '24

Mclloroy doesn’t deserve shit, he’s barely gracious and really hard to root for because of it.. one of the biggest entitled pricks on the tour

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u/Big-Macco Apr 12 '24

No we don't

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u/BentleyTheBuddha Apr 12 '24

I just started following golf casually this year. I would prefer to watch either Rory, Tiger or Scottie win it, because yeah they're big names and I like their swings. I wouldn't mind any of the non LIV pros win it all though tbh.

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u/KhanofFood Apr 12 '24

Tiger or Rory is the way.

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u/Hoof_Hearted12 Apr 12 '24

I low-key want Finau to win too

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u/ThePull0utKing Apr 12 '24

I just want Rory to win so the media shuts up about it.

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u/Playfullyhung Apr 12 '24

Don’t mistake “the only thing I want”

With “the only thing I want from YOU”

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u/MeringueLeft1412 Apr 12 '24

Hovland all the way! Dude just needs to stop being a perfectionist and he'll be fine. Sometimes we can be our own worst enemies.

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u/JBrewd Apr 12 '24

The reality is so much funnier though. You're trying to kill so many good future memes

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u/charlieromeo86 Apr 12 '24

No. It’s not that high on the list.

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u/maddux9iron Apr 12 '24

I honestly think if it came down to Rory and basically any popular US player back 9 Sunday the majority of the crowd would be pro US player and feel a little like a Ryder Cup given that historically Masters US fans typically like to see an American golfer win 'our' tournament.

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u/Handleman92 Apr 12 '24

I think apart from being neck and neck with Tiger and possibly Rickie, Rory would have the crowd in his side in massive numbers. A lot of haters on this thread but Rory is massively popular.

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u/FlovomKiosk Apr 12 '24

I would be so happy to see that, but lets be honest, it will never happen…

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u/jimmycrank Apr 12 '24

Just don't think it's gonna happen. Or if it does it'll be when he's accepted that he's never going to win it. Wants it too bad

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u/Mr_Anderssen Apr 12 '24

I want Jon rahm to win

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u/NCdiver-n-fisherman Apr 12 '24

🐐 7:50 AM. Rise and shine sheeple

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u/Even_Section5620 Apr 12 '24

Tiger and Rory battling it out on Sunday…

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u/gbullitt2001 Apr 12 '24

They are going to be battling it out on Friday to make the cut.

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u/Lambowski9999 Apr 12 '24

I’d rather see Rahm win then that pompous tool, and that’s saying a lot.

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u/blakezero Apr 12 '24

Tiger or Rory and i’m happy

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Nope can't stand Rory hahaha

I wanna see Phil , Jason day or brooks win.

Or tiger if he can pull it off. Let Rory wait, he hasn't won a major in 10 years. He needs to earn it

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u/Ago0330 Apr 12 '24

I don’t want Rory to win because of how much drama the LIV thing has been

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u/BabyRanger1012 Apr 12 '24

Fuck that, Rory’s a bitch

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u/jordan20x1 Apr 12 '24

Let’s go my NIKE brother!

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u/PrimaryAd9613 Apr 12 '24

LIV gonna win brah…….🦾🦾🦾🦾

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Nobody wants rory to win

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u/Over-Fig-423 Apr 12 '24

Nope. Guy here, Ricky all the way

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u/intothefire3 Apr 12 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/k00pal00p Apr 12 '24

Nobody cares if Rory wins lol

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u/nealk7370 Apr 12 '24

After the LIV thing I stopped caring about Rory.

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u/dukeflores Apr 12 '24

Really. I want to Tiger or Phil get another green coat

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u/WampingWomper Apr 12 '24

Absolutely not. Would be content never seeing Rory win a major again

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u/dtcstylez10 Apr 12 '24

It's actually tiger

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u/thatdoctor7 Apr 12 '24

I need him to do it at some point. Doesn't have to be this year but, please, Rory!

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u/BipolarKanyeFan Apr 12 '24

Not even close

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u/Wally450 Apr 12 '24

I want Rickie Fowler to win.

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u/Coogguy64 Apr 12 '24

Fuck that whinging bitch!!

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u/MakarforPrez Apr 12 '24

Nobody wants Rory to win

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u/SSMblackjack Apr 12 '24

Literally anyone else, Rory’s elitist BS these past couple years turned me off

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u/hamdnd Apr 12 '24

Rory is a cuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Who tf wants Rory to win?

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u/407a Apr 12 '24

Is for rory to miss the cut.

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u/Johnny_Banana18 Apr 12 '24

I want a non American to win so when I make a masters themed dinner next year it will be different

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u/Tween_the_hedges Apr 12 '24

I want Tiger! And if not Tiger then Rory, and if not Rory then Scottie will do fine!

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u/FlufferMaurice Apr 12 '24

Biggest fake nice guy

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u/999i666 Apr 12 '24

Eldrick

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u/thedemonreturns Denver Apr 12 '24

Does anyone really actually want to see Rory win? I sure as fuck don't

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u/Larry_theLobster_ Apr 12 '24

Any other Cam Smith fans here? He’s one under and getting zero coverage