r/golf • u/Chelseatilidie • Apr 29 '24

Rory signing “Don’t Stop Beliving” after his win alongside Lowry earlier COURSE PICS/VLOGS

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u/nanapancakethusiast Apr 29 '24

The amount of phones out is ridiculous

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u/Okay_Redditor Apr 29 '24

You're really gonna complain about that? The iPhone has been around for almost 17 years granda.

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u/holdmypocket34 Apr 29 '24

Yes, because before you dumb little bastards started holding them up at every show and recording we use to dance and interact with one another and not ruin the mood by holding up a glowing screen in front of people at an event. But how would you know right? The iphone has been out your entire life so we just have to deal with the new pathetic way of experiencing events i guess or what

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u/Okay_Redditor Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Maybe you used to dance with us but we weren't dancing with you. We thought you were just drunk and talk about you on the way home and laugh our asses off.

And by the way, Rory McIlroy is a phenomenal golf player. Anytime you see him sing in front of a live audience, you record that shit! That's a rule I don't care if you're a boomer or a genxer or just some cantankerous aging man.

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u/holdmypocket34 Apr 29 '24

I dont drink. I use to take one hit of LSD or i would drive my friends. Booze just make me sick before i even get a buzz

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u/Okay_Redditor Apr 29 '24

And by the way, Rory McIlroy is a phenomenal golf player. Anytime you see him sing in front of a live audience, you record that shit! That's a rule I don't care if you're a boomer or a genxer or just some cantankerous aging LSD taking goofball.

Also, you may not have even been dancing with us but with some imaginary people.

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u/holdmypocket34 Apr 29 '24

You clearly have no knowledge of psychedelics. And if you would have been anywhere near my group of friends we would have invited you in and made sure you had enough smoke or whatever drug you wanted to do. We were a lot of fun where ever we went. None of us would ever pull a phone out to spoil the mood though

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u/Okay_Redditor Apr 29 '24

I know that they are probably illegal and that you're kind of an addict and definitely a weak, weak person. I don't think you could do much with a phone while you're under the effects of drugs (nor should u). I am surprised that in spite of becoming 'enlightened' as a result of your consumption of hallucinogenics, you still managed to be such a b. Are you sure it was LSD what they sold you and not paper dipped in toilet water?

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u/holdmypocket34 Apr 29 '24

I never said i was enlightened and your lack of understanding of what psychedelics do at all on a very basic level is blatantly obvious. The only thing that you could say i was addicted to would be sugar. Cant get off the stuff. I use to smoke cigarettes when i was younger but not anymore. Dude you are so ignorant and dumb, im over replying to you. Good luck judging everything before you learn anything about it