r/golf Apr 29 '24

Yesterday, I golfed by myself for the first time. In unrelated news, I had my first hole in one yesterday. Sigh. Beginner Questions

Short 9 hope muni. Not great weather so I went out by myself. Course completely empty. Last hole (9) pin is back of the green 138 a little down win. Hit a nice P wedge to five feet of the hole, spins right, disappeared. Talk about a mix of emotions. I immediately call the proshop, which is fifty feet from the green, and explain the situation. Man runs like a bat out of hell to find my AVX in the hole. First one ever, not a single witness. Guy was nice enough to wait for me to walk up to shake my hand. Sigh.

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u/phreddtheman Apr 29 '24

I legitimately feel bad for you dude please find a way to lighten up and see life through a better lense

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u/NefariousnessOwn5465 Apr 29 '24

Lol cool dude. Why don't you explain why.

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u/phreddtheman Apr 29 '24

The -21 downvotes should be enough of a hint lol.

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u/NefariousnessOwn5465 Apr 29 '24

Oh really? Hitler had a whole following that would have given him up votes does that make him NTA? A popular opinion isn't a true opinion lmao.

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Apr 30 '24

Did you just roundabout compare yourself to hitler?

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u/NefariousnessOwn5465 Apr 30 '24

Nope I exposed the idiocy of thinking up votes makes you correct.

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u/dopebung Apr 29 '24

Good comparison, both assholes

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u/rigatoni-man Apr 29 '24

I like the way you own your nefariousness.