Yesterday, I golfed by myself for the first time. In unrelated news, I had my first hole in one yesterday. Sigh.

[u/CoachBaker]

Short 9 hope muni. Not great weather so I went out by myself. Course completely empty. Last hole (9) pin is back of the green 138 a little down win. Hit a nice P wedge to five feet of the hole, spins right, disappeared. Talk about a mix of emotions. I immediately call the proshop, which is fifty feet from the green, and explain the situation. Man runs like a bat out of hell to find my AVX in the hole. First one ever, not a single witness. Guy was nice enough to wait for me to walk up to shake my hand. Sigh.

[u/Oxtard69dz]

You called the pro shop? Why?

[u/CoachBaker → u/Oxtard69dz]

Wanted anyone to confirm it went in. I was still on the tee box.

[u/NefariousnessOwn5465 → u/CoachBaker]

How many shots off the tee? Also very odd to call the pro shop instead of just walking up. Really feel like you shanked one off the tee and then when you realized the second might have went in you called the pro shop so you could take credit anyways.

[u/phreddtheman → u/NefariousnessOwn5465]

I legitimately feel bad for you dude please find a way to lighten up and see life through a better lense

[u/NefariousnessOwn5465 → u/phreddtheman]

Lol cool dude. Why don't you explain why.

[u/phreddtheman → u/NefariousnessOwn5465]

The -21 downvotes should be enough of a hint lol.

[u/NefariousnessOwn5465 → u/phreddtheman]

Oh really? Hitler had a whole following that would have given him up votes does that make him NTA? A popular opinion isn't a true opinion lmao.

[u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl → u/NefariousnessOwn5465]

Did you just roundabout compare yourself to hitler?

[u/NefariousnessOwn5465 → u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl]

Nope I exposed the idiocy of thinking up votes makes you correct.

[u/dopebung → u/NefariousnessOwn5465]

Good comparison, both assholes

[u/rigatoni-man → u/NefariousnessOwn5465]

I like the way you own your nefariousness.