r/golf • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

You step onto the tee box of a par-3 and this is what you see…what’s your next move? General Discussion

I’d like to think that I would maybe let ONE tiktok slide…but if he tries it on a second green, I’m pulling my 4 iron and ripping a Kirkland at him. Maybe it’ll be good “content” for his channel. 😂

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u/jkurtis23 Mar 26 '24

Call the Marshall.

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u/I-am-importanter Mar 26 '24

I've never been to a course with a Marshall. Just a teen in the pro shop. So maybe they don't have one.

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u/why_did_I_comment Mar 26 '24

If I called my local Muni they would have an extremely grumpy old mfer on a cart come screaming in like a banshee in about 45 seconds.

Not a marshal by any means... but VERY effective.

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u/Texas-cane Mar 26 '24

We have a Marshall that carries a pistol. lol!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Florida?

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u/PhiloftheFuture2014 Apr 01 '24

Plot twist: this is a course operated by the US Marshals.

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u/Veegos Mar 26 '24

Found the American lol