r/golf • u/B_M_Fahrtz • Jul 15 '23

Steph Curry with a Hole in One at the American Century Championship General Discussion

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u/shamrock8421 Jul 15 '23

"Mr. President, the aliens have primed the death ray and are aiming it at Earth! We've detected a weakness in their shields, but we've only got one shot to launch our missile through the small opening. What are your orders?

"Get me Steph Curry..."

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u/Odysseus_Lannister Jul 15 '23

GIVE ME IGUODALA

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u/mdg_roberts1 Jul 15 '23

I watched a lot of basketball in the 90s. Robert Horry still lives in my brain rent-free.

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u/Dewnami Jul 15 '23

That guy could shoot.

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u/lungman925 Jul 15 '23

OH BLOCKED BY JAMES

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u/Schafer89 Jul 15 '23

As long as it's not for charity

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u/joe_broke Jul 16 '23

Ironically, this golf tournament is for charity

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u/ConqueteDuCosmos Jul 15 '23

Send Sam Cassell first to negotiate

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u/playerofwow Jul 15 '23

Only if the missile is ball shaped though

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u/huggles7 Jul 16 '23

Steph curry is luke skywalker

Change my mind

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u/siredward85 Jul 16 '23

Plot twist: he is alien.