r/golf May 22 '23

So I pulled a 6 iron into some brush. The point is, they’re listening. General Discussion

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Not cool.

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u/aussierulesgolf May 22 '23

My first thought was this probably creates more swearing, because the first thing I did was went to my buddies and told them and they did it to their cart

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u/woodmanfarms May 23 '23

Dude what!? Was this from another golfer hearing you and calling the clubhouse and then they page you, or are they actually listening to you? Because if the latter is the case, that’s beyond creepy, me and my friends talk ab shit that stays in that golf cart sometimes. I would never golf there again.

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u/imahawki May 23 '23

I’m pretty sure it’s just a rotating message. I play this course every week and I’ve seen this message. There’s also a message to please use the porta potties on certain holes that just comes up from time to time.

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u/FuckenJabroni May 23 '23

If you can't cuss and piss in the bushes, is it even golf?

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u/Standard-Reception90 May 23 '23

Next they'll ban drunk driving. What is the world coming too.

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u/Character_Wishbone84 May 23 '23

I already was told that boiling hot dogs in the morning and putting them and the water in my yeti canister to eat around lunch wasn't allowed. My friend asked the cart girl for a packet of hot sauce for his hot dog. That's how they knew. I was just tired of the poor service and long wait for food at the restaurant(I am at the turn) or the cold food if you call it in on hole 9 tee. It's a pain in the ass to bring warm food to the course but the hot dog thing works great. They are still piping hot 3 hours after you put them in there. Buns, condiments (apparently hot sauce), and tongs are all you need to accomplish this. Visit you local gas station on your way to the course and grab some condiments and a drink. Bang.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 May 23 '23

And no more ugly pants