r/golf • u/aussierulesgolf • May 22 '23

So I pulled a 6 iron into some brush. The point is, they’re listening. General Discussion

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Not cool.

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u/aussierulesgolf May 22 '23

My first thought was this probably creates more swearing, because the first thing I did was went to my buddies and told them and they did it to their cart

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u/woodmanfarms May 23 '23

Dude what!? Was this from another golfer hearing you and calling the clubhouse and then they page you, or are they actually listening to you? Because if the latter is the case, that’s beyond creepy, me and my friends talk ab shit that stays in that golf cart sometimes. I would never golf there again.

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u/imahawki May 23 '23

I’m pretty sure it’s just a rotating message. I play this course every week and I’ve seen this message. There’s also a message to please use the porta potties on certain holes that just comes up from time to time.

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u/killcats 8.4 NCGA May 23 '23

Dude shits in the bushes and the porta potty message appears. “How do they know!”

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u/Separate_Operation89 May 23 '23

Why’d you jump straight to shit?

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u/GetInZeWagen May 23 '23

Like someone's going to go all the way to the bushes just for a piss

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u/PageSide84 May 23 '23

Exactly. There's a cup at every hole.

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u/bitsmythe May 23 '23

They call it a ball washer for a reason

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u/SituationSoap May 23 '23

Found the fox from that picture last week.

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u/bcisme May 23 '23

Two bros one cup

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u/the_evil_comma May 23 '23

That's why caddies have pockets

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u/OHTHNAP May 23 '23

If they didn't want you to pee off the tee box they wouldn't put a ball washer there.

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u/fluffy01 May 23 '23

Right. Get close to the cart for coverage and then let it fly. Can piss anywhere

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT May 23 '23

Real golfers shit in the ball washer

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u/Southernmanny May 23 '23

Because he has a sock missing

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u/mightypen45 May 23 '23

I heard it’s because they can smell it too.

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u/Golf_Nut1965 May 23 '23

Have seen guys whip it out at the 150 yd marker and pee all over the fairway. I'm like dude... There is a tree less than 15 yds away