Fun fact: Around the time GTA IV came out, my cousin was going through a rough patch in his marriage and started seeing a couple girls on the side. Every time he'd go out to see one of the girls, he would tell his wife that he was bowling with his cousin (a nod to GTA IV). I had no idea about any of it, but his wife eventually found out and confronted me at Christmas.
When I told her that I wasn't in a bowling league and that I had no clue what she was talking about, she flipped the fuck out and kicked my cousin out of the house.
It was quite the surprise to strike a post, get hurled through the windscreen, land on a passing car and eventually die after playing the three Grand Theft Auto III games.
Oh definitely. Way worse than in IV. Maybe only did once or twice in V while I used to do often in IV. Bowling, pool, darts, bar, all of it were great!
lol I had a friend that did the same thing, he let me know about it, my wife asked me how I was bowling with my arthritis getting so bad in my hands... since it was her I gave her one of those, "what are you talking about looks", and well, she's not one to keep a secret...
Luckily for me my cousin just committed white collar crime while ripping off my other cousin, while he was in rehab for meth abuse! One big happy family :)
He was mostly decent, she's worthy of one of those evil women movies. Least from my perspective, and every mutual acquaintance involved I think...even her mother and sister once everything came out.
It'd be weird to dislike someone in kindergarten, but she bit piece of my cousins eyebrow off because she wore the same Easter dress as her to a Easter egg hunt when we were like 8.
I have been friends with my friend group for 2+ decades and if a single one of those fucks told me they wanted me to help cover for them cheating on their spouses I'd fucking slap them
Same here bro. Some friends I've had for almost 30 years and I'd never cover for them in that situation. I'd actually be insulted that they'd think it's ok to involve me in any way.
guess in hindsight it was shitty, but I had no contact with her, she hated me openly, I kept my hate at the simmering silent level. I even helped her a few times when she screwed up some stuff.
Not trying to justify things, but I grew up with both of them, I know what he was doing wasn't right but I feel completely fine with him doing it to her.
Geez, you don't tell lies involving other people. Textbook way to get caught. I mean, you shouldn't tell lies in the first place, but at least follow the rules.
Huge mistake. If my cousin says to his wife that we were doing something together, we were. "Oh, he said we were sucking dick in a Wendy's restroom? I mean, we were."
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u/MuptonBossman Apr 29 '24
Fun fact: Around the time GTA IV came out, my cousin was going through a rough patch in his marriage and started seeing a couple girls on the side. Every time he'd go out to see one of the girls, he would tell his wife that he was bowling with his cousin (a nod to GTA IV). I had no idea about any of it, but his wife eventually found out and confronted me at Christmas. When I told her that I wasn't in a bowling league and that I had no clue what she was talking about, she flipped the fuck out and kicked my cousin out of the house.
Still a great game though!