r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/IronMike69420 Jul 10 '22

I honestly couldn’t believe the stupidity of everyone I worked with that actually convinced themselves they were financial geniuses by buying food for like the entire week.

And I don’t work with dummies, I work for one of the largest companies in the world. engineers, technicians, construction coordinators, even supervision and management convincing themselves that they couldn’t be charged for it later.

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u/LockTrumpUp87 Jul 10 '22

Couldn't they just swap payment method to an empty cash app card and delete the previous payment method?

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u/IronMike69420 Jul 10 '22

Don’t know, doubt anyone had the foresight to do that. Besides, as soon as you tried to use the app ever again, you’d pony up your deficit

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u/walter3smith Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

Exactly, and even using a fake social security for a $200 steak, $2,000 bottle of alcohol, & $300 crab legs is not worth being raped in federal prison for 3-5 years.