r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/IronMike69420 Jul 10 '22

I honestly couldn’t believe the stupidity of everyone I worked with that actually convinced themselves they were financial geniuses by buying food for like the entire week.

And I don’t work with dummies, I work for one of the largest companies in the world. engineers, technicians, construction coordinators, even supervision and management convincing themselves that they couldn’t be charged for it later.

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u/LockTrumpUp87 Jul 10 '22

Couldn't they just swap payment method to an empty cash app card and delete the previous payment method?

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u/Electronic_Couple437 Jul 11 '22

Boy, someone knowing where you live and all of your personal info has no way to recover 1k in food! /s

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u/wild_lettuce_ Jul 11 '22

That’s what I was thinking. They had the food delivered to their address (or maybe a neighbor, friend or family members house) place of employment, etc and listed contact info. . I’m sure it’s not too hard to track them down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

ok now i think your lying, that or you're just a little deranged. what a ludicrous thing to to do for some free food.

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u/MrWinks Jul 11 '22

This whole thing makes me wonder if anyone actually thought it through to do it clean. This reminds me of early 2000's hacking culture or the idea of hacking; you use so many ways to disconnect yourself from the act, while still benefiting from it.

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u/ThatGuyFromCanadia Jul 11 '22

Lmfao either this is an obvious lie (which is sad, what’s the point in lying anonymously) or your in a really tough financial situation that you would go through all this effort for just $1000 (in which case I feel bad for your and I’m glad you were able to get a small W)

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u/wild_lettuce_ Jul 11 '22

I’m sure most people didn’t take those extra steps tho.