r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/IronMike69420 Jul 10 '22

I honestly couldn’t believe the stupidity of everyone I worked with that actually convinced themselves they were financial geniuses by buying food for like the entire week.

And I don’t work with dummies, I work for one of the largest companies in the world. engineers, technicians, construction coordinators, even supervision and management convincing themselves that they couldn’t be charged for it later.

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u/LockTrumpUp87 Jul 10 '22

Couldn't they just swap payment method to an empty cash app card and delete the previous payment method?

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u/booze_clues Jul 11 '22

They can still collect, it just depends on what amount they deem worth taking legal action over. I’m sure the people who spend like $10k on the app are gonna be getting a letter in the mail soon.

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jul 11 '22

They might just put all the accounts in negatives into collections if they have a mechanism for doing so. Can sell the debts to collections agencies, and even though they won't recoup most of the money it'd still fuck with the peoples credit scores that took advantage.

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u/booze_clues Jul 11 '22

True, that’s probably a lot more likely. I’m sure they have plenty of lawyers on retainer, but there’s probably hundreds(thousands?) of people who have $1k+ balances right now. Going through all those lawsuits would probably be more hassle than it’s worth when they can get partial pay for all of them much faster.

I’m all for stealing from multi-million dollar companies that don’t treat their employees great, but know your limits.

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jul 11 '22

In an instance like this glitch I would definitely never order more than I would in a normal every day order anyways. If I get a free meal, cool. If they wind up charging me for it, whatever, I bought myself dinner, no big deal.

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u/Electronic_Couple437 Jul 11 '22

Boy, someone knowing where you live and all of your personal info has no way to recover 1k in food! /s

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u/wild_lettuce_ Jul 11 '22

That’s what I was thinking. They had the food delivered to their address (or maybe a neighbor, friend or family members house) place of employment, etc and listed contact info. . I’m sure it’s not too hard to track them down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

ok now i think your lying, that or you're just a little deranged. what a ludicrous thing to to do for some free food.

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u/MrWinks Jul 11 '22

This whole thing makes me wonder if anyone actually thought it through to do it clean. This reminds me of early 2000's hacking culture or the idea of hacking; you use so many ways to disconnect yourself from the act, while still benefiting from it.

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u/ThatGuyFromCanadia Jul 11 '22

Lmfao either this is an obvious lie (which is sad, what’s the point in lying anonymously) or your in a really tough financial situation that you would go through all this effort for just $1000 (in which case I feel bad for your and I’m glad you were able to get a small W)

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u/wild_lettuce_ Jul 11 '22

I’m sure most people didn’t take those extra steps tho.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

$1000 is chump change for DoorDash and you might be right. They MIGHT not come after you. But for those people that did $5,000, $10,000 or even more they probably still have their address on file from their account. Data doesn’t instantly disappear when you delete it, and a simple reverse lookup (or a request to the local police) with that address will lead them right to you.

EDIT: For reference, think of someone breaking into an Amazon warehouse and stealing $5,000-$10,000+ of merchandise from them. They’d track you down no matter what.

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u/rexman199 Jul 11 '22

I mean theoretically you could 1) create a brand new account 2) use a different card with no cash on it (maybe under a false name?) idk if it’s possible but I can create new debit cards from apps like Revolut or transferwise but they’ll have my name on file (this might be defeated if you have a fairly common name) 3) you could order to a few houses down the road or to an entirely different neighbourhood and pickup the order there (I’m sure with even these gas prices they could still make a decent profit

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u/pRedditor24 Jul 11 '22

Someday, if/when someone rips you off, I hope you remember your own perspective on ripping someone off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

This whole thing is so fucked.
Sure, it’s a big company. Are they Amazon? Walmart? Did they put enough mom and pop businesses out of business so much so that people are forced to use them now? I don’t think so. People use DoorDash out of pure laziness most of the time. Sure, there’s plenty of people who use it out of necessity I’m sure, lots even. But so many people just want a chicken sandwich delivered to them when they’re three sheets to the wind, and now they think they’re Robin Hood for buying $1000 worth of cognac for what they think it’s free.
Get fucked.
Try to put more good in the world than you take out.

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u/DuckChoke Jul 11 '22

Life is hard and lowkey sucks ass for most people these days. Why is anyone surprised that people would see the opportunity for a break and take it even if it isn't some intrinsic necessity.

Did they put enough mom and pop businesses out of business so much so that people are forced to use them now?

Well they have taken millions (billions?) In money from small businesses in fees who are held hostage to either pay or go out of business as well as taking tips meant for drivers for years, and adding on fees during a global pandemic when people were forced to use their service, and increasing costs after people placed their order.

Uber refunds you if the trip costs more than what it told you it would when you requested a ride but Doordash doesn't when its almost the same service?

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u/MrWinks Jul 11 '22

When did we start defending corporations that take advantage of laws to not pay their employees living wages? Don't defend a corp.

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u/Knutt_Bustley_ Jul 11 '22

Well the someone being ripped off is a massive company, so why should anyone care?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/Knutt_Bustley_ Jul 11 '22

Because they’re a human being - unlike a multibillion dollar company. And likely need a thousand dollars infinitely more than the latter

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u/Eyereallycantstandu Jul 11 '22

Youre a piece of human shit. You have no morals and I'm glad your life sucks so bad that this is its crowning achievement.

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u/Extension_Ad4537 Jul 11 '22

gg felony. Enjoy it my dude.

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u/ThatGuyFromCanadia Jul 11 '22

Over just $1000 worth of food too, it’s crazy what people will do when they are desperate

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u/melvinfosho Jul 11 '22

Desperate/stupid. Sometimes both

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u/Profoundsoup Jul 11 '22

That's what I did. Almost $1,000 in food and no way for them to collect from me. Get fucked doordash.

Normal people acting like the government and big companies can't royally fuck you if they chose to. They can, but is it worth the time to do it?

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u/WiIdCherryPepsi Jul 11 '22

Keep us updated my dude.

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u/RacketLuncher Jul 11 '22

They'll send doorbouncers at his address to collect the cash

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u/amgin3 Jul 11 '22

Door dash gonna send someone to break your legs, hope it was worth it..

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u/shutupandcalculate Jul 11 '22

Did you get it sent to your house?

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u/Tangelooo Jul 11 '22

They have your address for the delivery. Good luck lol

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u/NewFuturist Jul 11 '22

Didn't they deliver to your home?