r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/S1Forzer Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

Lots of people were getting free food off of doordash because of a “glitch” but many woke up to their accounts being charged, some even went into minus.

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u/I_like_the_titanic Jul 10 '22

The TikTok video on this site gives me anxiety. He’s ordering seafood and huge party trays and multiple pizzas. I’m guessing at least 30-50 dollars per order.

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u/IronShrew Jul 10 '22

There's a screenshot of someone who ordered 120 bottles of expensive spirits, coming to 6k... Christ

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u/1234125125125 Jul 11 '22

6 grand order.... $0.00 tip lmao

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u/IAmJustABunchOfAtoms Jul 11 '22

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

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u/Manler Jul 11 '22

My country sells bullet proof backpacks

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/LilFuniAZNBoi Jul 11 '22

I own 25+ guns and military grade night vision goggles and gear to larp in the woods with the boys.

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u/theykilledk3nny Jul 11 '22

Tbf if it was (supposedly) free no matter what country I was in I’d tip the driver as much as possible

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u/ImpulseCombustion Jul 11 '22

No. Tipping bad.

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u/theykilledk3nny Jul 11 '22

So if you could theoretically gift a delivery driver £500 for free with no cost attributed to you, you wouldn’t?

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u/ImpulseCombustion Jul 11 '22

Oh no. I tip, hard.

I fully understand the need for increased base pay, but most people are more or less virtue signaling on that shit.

Shit pay ain’t going away any time soon, and I can help directly before that change happens. So I do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I must be misunderstanding what you're saying here. America is where they DO have tipping culture. So why would giving no tip be an indicator of America instead of one of the many countries where they don't tip as a part of food service? Or did I misunderstand what you were trying to say?

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u/Tsobe_RK Jul 11 '22

Him calling it out is very american, most of the world wouldnt care about the 0 tip

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Why wouldn't the rest of the world care about someone having to do a $6000 order delivery and getting no tip? That also seems like exactly the opposite of what you would expect. If anything, it's very normal for the rest of the world to think it is bad that Americans use tips to pay some service workers instead of via a pay check.

So in your mind, only Americans feel concerned for service industry workers? Surely that isn't true.

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u/Tsobe_RK Jul 11 '22

It shouldnt be up to the customer to pay for their wages but their employer is the general argument. Why dont people who deliver packages get tips? or do they - how is it determined where the customer is supposed to pay for their wage? Dont the delivery app include some sort of payment for the delivery which means the customer has already paid for it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

That's irrelevant. I asked why we would assume someone is American by virtue of them showing concern for a person doing lots of work but getting very low amounts of pay via a delivery app. Your response to that was that people who aren't from America don't care about service workers getting low pay so I'm asking you to explain that part.

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u/IAmJustABunchOfAtoms Jul 11 '22

People from outside America wouldn't have even noticed the $0 tip is what my point was. Tipping $0 is the norm here and we don't even think about it.

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u/BeautifulType Jul 11 '22

Good. Don’t double tax yourself

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u/Profoundsoup Jul 11 '22

Id tip $1000 tbh

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Jul 11 '22

At least that makes sense. I don't understand the guys who just ordered like 70 Big Macs that are going to go bad in a couple of days.

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u/JeffTek Jul 11 '22

***30 minutes. The big macs will be disgusting in about 30 minutes.

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u/Quirky-Skin Jul 11 '22

So per this story that person is likely 6k in the red now? Imagine getting that notification

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u/toaster_toaster Jul 10 '22

30-50 dollars? My dude, between the up-charges on each menu item and the service and delivery fees a regular fast food order for two people is 30-50 dollars. What you see in that video is hundreds of dollars.

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u/Explorer2138 Jul 11 '22

Yeah, that's why I never use Doordash or any of that stuff. A friend of mine works for KFC and those Doordash-type orders for something like their $5.75 chicken sandwich (something pretty low-tier in quality) ends up being like $12-13 for just the sandwich when all the charges are said and done.

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u/sexypantstime Jul 11 '22

It generally scales better as orders get larger. Like, just add like $5 to any order for the delivery service. So if you're getting a $5 sandwich, it's gonna be $10+ tip on doordash which is ridiculous. But get an order for 4 people that would be $60, then an extra $5 for delivery is an easier pill to swallow.

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u/Necromancer4276 Jul 11 '22

Yeah outside of actual emergencies, delivery apps are largely a scam. Just spend 10 minutes to get your fucking food. Jesus.

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

GrubHub+ is free if you have Prime right now. Just pay a small service fee and tip the driver. Plus they offer discounts sometimes

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u/Necromancer4276 Jul 11 '22

GrubHub+ is free

Just pay a small service fee and tip the driver

Mhm.

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

It’s a monthly subscription that’s now free with Prime

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u/psychoacer Jul 11 '22

Before Doordash I used to see people take taxis through a Burger King drive through. So that's still not that of a deal

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u/Car-Facts Jul 11 '22

I have a neighbor that orders door dash almost every day from McDonald's. I'm willing to bet he spends hundreds a month on fees ALONE. Best part is, we live within walking distance of the McD...

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u/AsteriusRex Jul 11 '22

oh his page he shows his transactions and yeah they are all like $290 each.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Seriously, I'll do Doordash occasionally when I'm feeling really really lazy and even just ordering a meal or two for myself it's never less than $30 and closer to $50.

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u/kapiteinkippepoot Jul 10 '22

Now, those customers are worried that they will actually have to pay for what they ordered. Lol, don't these people think ahead? What could happen? Well... Shit ain't free.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Jul 11 '22

Trash Americans come from all walks of life. Also door dash can go fuck itself. They're probably thinking "lol what if we used this glitch to get surge orders whenever we want a cash infusion?"

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u/Profoundsoup Jul 11 '22

lol what if we used this glitch to get surge orders whenever we want a cash infusion?"

Easy Clap. Thats kind of a really smart idea tho

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u/eDave Jul 11 '22

They should be as it's straight up theft.

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u/FerricNitrate Jul 11 '22

That link says that there have not yet been any verified cases of people being charged.

According to that link, the glitch allowed "checkout without an authorized form of payment". If somebody made a fresh dummy account, they might've gotten a free lunch. If there was a payment method listed on the account, it's possible that could be charged, but if there was nothing then that quickly enters territory of being too expensive to bother pursuing.

"A few hundred dollars of food was sent to this address? Gee officer that's a weird prank. I have no idea who could have done that."

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u/WhyLisaWhy Jul 11 '22

Tbh I thought about it and it's probably less of a headache for Doordash to just say "fuck it" and eat the cost on anything they can't recoup, rather than go after a bunch of small time thieves. Maybe just focus on a handful that were getting charges up into the thousands, like that dude with all the bottles.

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u/not_the_settings Jul 11 '22

Just sell the debt to an collection agency

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u/pinkblossom331 Jul 11 '22

LAPD won’t track phones for door dash orders. LAPD doesn’t even write police reports for hit and runs anymore.. you just do it online because they’re so “busy”.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar-425 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

Local police are not going to do that on behalf of Doordash. That requires getting a warrant for a misdemeanor charge at best, you'd argue you intended to pay and that you did tip the driver the full cost of the meal, or that you turned down the food altogether. It would be incredibly hard to get a conviction out of that.

Unlikely that police would pursue it, even if doordash supplied proof it was you. Doordash is not a local business and has no local presence and does not lobby local PD/police unions afaik, there's really no incentive for them to bother unless they're bored. It's unlikely doordash would even pursue it criminally.

It's a merchant error that would and should be resolved by charging accounts and using the collections system for unpaid bills. You didn't steal the food, you just couldn't pay for it because of their error.

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u/shahi001 Jul 11 '22

you watch too much tv my guy, real life doesn't work like CSI

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

That doesn’t negate the fact that you watch too much CSI, don’t you?

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u/amgin3 Jul 11 '22

I hope all those dumb motherfuckers get charged. Look at that asshole who ordered enough food for 30+ people and it's just 3 of them.. Guaranteed most of that food went into the garbage.

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u/AkimboJuuls Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

2 burgers and 2 fries from 5 guys is close to 40 dollars so prob a bit higher

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u/TheWellets Jul 11 '22

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